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[specters]

hi this is so funny to me

[specters]

literally cant stop thinking about “dude discreetly gives woman lactaid pill after she expresses concern over a milkshake on their first date and now they’re married” like… the romance of it all… 

[andossp]

Goblin Pride includes

loving your stinky goblin self

And a dangerous sense of hubris

[mysieee]

Peter 🅱️read Parker

[trashboat]

moment of genuine kinship with the man who noticed me applying lip chap while bagging my groceries as he took out his lip chap and applied as he walked by

[trashboat]

truly the most genuine moment of compassion with a strange man has been when he met my eyes and motioned his lip chap in a cheers motion. forever my brother in arms

[trashboat]

think i might be lonely

[dramatictrash85]

[jonasbro]

[cottonvibes]

wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

[pukicho]

Wish I was the hulk

[worldsweeper-deactivated2019091]

wish i was the hulk on balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

[quasarden]

Shout out to Spider-Man PS4 for having one of the best fake social media feeds

[ranty9000]

More accurate portrayal of how this generation acts than the entirety of “life is strange”

[thadeeliv]

i thought this was a real post for a minute

[snufkunt]

spider noir: i punch nazis for fun

me and every other jew in the theater:

[chopsaws-deactivated344321]

might fuck around and break into area 51

[unclefather]

facebook users: buy this makeup that i sell

instagram users: try this flat tummy tea

tumblr users: 

[ghostgloss]

why does everyone have such strong vivid memories from 2010 associated with dynamite by taio cruz

[pogues-run]

Cause it fucking slaps next question

[chessys]

romanticise buying things off my wishlist

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

Normalize donating to my paypal

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

Iconic.

[femmesmirk]

[gothiethefairy]

2019 RESOLUTIONS

1) EAT ASS

2) SUCK A DICK

and i can’t stress how important the last one is

3) SELL DRUGS

[moisok20]

*eyes snap open in the middle of the night*

Mr Incredible helped his clients find loopholes in their insurance claims because it was the closest thing he had to being a hero in a long time

[luidilovins]

*third eye opens* Mr. Incredible originally joined the insurance company thinking that it was the closest he could be to helping people and found out that insurance companies were the real villains and did everything he could to dismantle the opressive establishment.

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

I remember some YouTuber tweeting like “TV shows are too political these days old shows like Fresh Prince didn’t have all this sjw bullshit” and like the first episode will and uncle phil talk very sternly about malcom x

[mirukaiam]

If anything, sitcom shows even from Disney esp if they're black were bold in your face political about societal issues

[dont-at-m3]

ima just leave these here