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jade | 27 | she/her | happily taken | MDNI | selfies tagged #omgmeee -–—–‐-–—–--–—–‐-–—–--–—–‐-–—–- Interests/hobbies: D&D, mini painting, MTG, vibeo gane, EDM, astrophotography, horror, cycling, finances, being cute, and staving off existential dread

[assfuckmcgriddle]

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

hello this is my favorite video ever please please

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

el muchacho monday

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[flanbolt]

[ice-crawler]

Meeeeee

[crescentalice]

I gave her estrogen :3

[crescentalice]

her ass has NOT voice trained and she hasn't officially come out to any of the group despite it being painfully obvious

[lonestatus]

come give me a pawjob my address is 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque NM

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Do Not. Give my husband puppy pawjob

[neverwonderneverremember]

hey man you seem to be chasing fruitlessly after something that you'll never reach, do you want some help with that? would love to continuously fail alongside you

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[iamoutofideas]

[rnismatch]

[joomeefemme]

saturday afternoon yuri

[chillyfeetsteak]

i gave the venus of willendorf a brewski

[verins-little-notebook]

venus of chillendorf

[tazahan]

Trinity Prime lobster butt

[big--naturals]

⚠️warning⚠️ this transgender faggot on the internet will permanently alter your vocabulary options. would you still like to befriend them?

[punkitt-is-here]

watching an old disney movie

inspired by the comments in this video making me aware of the siamese cat scene in aristocats

[konekoling]

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[girl-poss]