[montyspiddr]

how to understand 'human nature' if you are an 'kitty cat'

[proudpoe]

Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??

[emomemolemoemo]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[thesentdowngirl-deactivated]

[tinypancakee]

[cyborg-furby]

Welcome to my escape room. *places an affectionate cat on your lap*

[annabelle--cane]

I have controversial takes in my drafts the like of which even I don't agree with

[vinegarss]

it is so crazy that we all liked overwatch

[bootleg-black-marble]

[vinegarss]

okay fine. it is so crazy that you all liked overwatch

[he-sees-dem0ns]

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[charl0ttan]

oh i love my darling sweetie beautiful friends so so much i cant wait until the next time i get a chance to chat with them.....its a shame i have no way to initiate a conversation with any of them..the tech just isnt ready unfortunately...sad..........

[charl0ttan]

agnostic friend: we just dont know where dms come from

[lichposting]

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

[lichposting]

[zoesupreme]

[cannibalchicken]

[bogleech]

Sometimes they eat sand dollars : )

[poondragoon]

Sharks have 10-20 times the bite force of a human.

A sand dollar test has roughly twelve times the crushing strength of a Pringle. QED, a shark may indeed experience the crispness of a Pringle.

[sidnakdbsjndbsb13726]

Love and peace on planet earth

[lynx-girl]

Except for the sand dollars, which very much are being killed

[visenyaism]

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

[visenyaism]

In Northern Virginia the country of my birth people kill you with their car because you deserve it. sic semper tyrannis

[charl0ttan]

[captain-price-returns]

It's not just that they're doing corruption, but they're doing the kind of corruption that is basically "guy hands over a cartoon money sack with dollar signs on it" corruption.

[natalieironside]

When I got my current job they made me sign a form acknowledging that I'll be immediately fired if I accept free mcdonalds or an amazon gift card from someone at a rival firm

[konoko]