Funny Real Quotes

Quotes that I have heard people say, in the most random places, with NO CONTEXT

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What's the big bad wolf's Hogwarts house?

Huff and puff

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A fake nail. Classic subway decor.

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As one should right now. Thanks Duolingo

[waterbenderkat]

Reblog if you want an Avatar makeup line.

I recently became obsessed with @colourpop-cosmetics, where they have both Disney and Sailor Moon inspired lines, and I just... need them to do an Avatar inspired line so bad?

It would be too perfect. Eyeshadow palettes and collections based on the four nations. Kyoshi Warriors, Ba Sing Se Fashion, and Avatar State could be fun collections as well. Or it could go by character: Zuko can have a Blue Spirit palette (of course one shade of one of his products is called “honor”. Makeup tools include a power puff with an Appa stripe.

I just think this would absolutely brilliant and also incredibly popular/ successful. @colourpop-cosmetics— let me onto your marketing team so we can make this happen!

[randomquotedness]

Sometimes I need to drink to remember I have self worth

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Also: happy pride to all my favourite non labeled queers and multi labeled queers

[nutellaeditz]

Happy Pan Visibility Day!!

(Note: All these characters have been confirmed Pansexual and or Panromantic)

I wish you all love and support!

- Characters From Left to Right -

❥ Blitzo (Helluva Boss)

❥ Deadpool (Marvel)

❥ Jackie Lynn Thomas (Star Vs The Forces of Evil)

❥ Pink Diamond/Rose Quartz (Steven Universe)

❥ Roger (American Dad)

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I’m not evil. I’m not rude. I just don’t care what you think.

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People ask about a gender neutral version of “guys” or “ladies” I usually like to stick to the inclusive term “bitches”

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What’s your favourite number from 1-12?

21.

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I woke up with a squirrel.

[staff]

What are you collecting these days?

This seems like as good a time as any to start collecting arbitrarily specific stuff, simply for the joy of it. Once upon a time, it was stamps or coins in big, heavy books. These days, it’s Furbies or rocks in zeroes and ones on our screens. We all collect the less tangible—memories, failures, (friend)ships, memes. There’s a ton of collections we love on Tumblr: there are dreams turned into merch ideas, text memes from D&D (click below for a comprehensive analysis of the himbos therein), collections of date-specific memes, an archive of cats on synthesizers in space. And why not? There’s also someone who needs your assistance in their quest for marine biology memes. Can you help them? 

Find your collectables!

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i just collect pins, and patches

[randomquotedness]

Homophobic people: it’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve! 

LGBTQ+ community: B*tch you need to Adam and leave