Oct 8, 2025
aint no way there are still leftists who are staunch swifties dawg look at that white woman and what shes singing about
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aint no way there are still leftists who are staunch swifties dawg look at that white woman and what shes singing about
Mary Smith, a “knocker-upper” who earned sixpence a week shooting dried peas at windows to wake people for work (East London, 1930s)
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I’m D-O-N-E, bro. Idiots.
Wake Up & Put to Sleep on Tamagotchi Paradise
One of our favorite features. With the Tamagotchi Paradise we have noticed their bedtimes and wakeup times are later than usual. However there is one new feature that we are loving, it gives you the ability to wake up your Tamagotchi and put your Tamagotchi to sleep during a certain time range instead of having to wait!
Neomametchi, a member of the Tamagotchi community known for their Tamagotchi work including growth charts, and more has also discovered these times and built a sleep chart! You can see that you’ll be able to choose to wake up your Tamagotchi between 6:00AM to 9:59AM, and choose to put them to sleep between 7:00PM to 9:59PM!
WAKE UP CONTRACTEE WAKE UP RAHHHHHHHHHGGGGSGWISHAOXBA
5am at the breakfast table there’s Price to his left, Gaz to his right. And Keller
Simon: *eating his eggs drinks some coffee tea looks around* where’s Johnny?
Gaz:
Price:
Simon: Did anyone think to check? Maybe knock on the door?
Simon: *finishes up his coffee* I’ll go get him but you all owe me for this
Ten minutes later
Simon: *opens the door with his key air horn in hand and blows it loudly*
Soap: *startles awake then glares at him still half asleep* the fuck do ya want ya beanstalk fucking giant?
Simon: *thumps him off the ass* get moving Johnny we have work today
Soap: *still half asleep and calculating how far he can shove the airhorn down Ghost’s throat* huh??
Simon:
Soap: like right now?
Simon: no… an hour ago.. now get moving or I’ll throw away all the coffee and donate the breakfast sausage to the pit bull
Soap: *on dial up*
Simon: *losing his patience* get there faster
Soap: *delayed reaction king ends up with several bruises and dislocated shoulder. From his fight with the evil tangled bedsheet*
Simon: *resetting the shoulder while Soap eats* ever your keeper Johnny