Random Rude Thoughts...

I'm a horny guy in #Fife #Scotland and this Tumblr is for me to post about the random but rude thoughts I have all day every day. Contains Adult and #NSFW content.

[randomrudethoughts]

Weird realisation today, that I've only ever had sex with people older than me.

I wonder what that says about how I view sex?

[some-celebrity-stuffs]

Karlie Kloss

[bcrude]

"After a hard day of shopping for new lingerie, it's nice to relax with a glass of bourbon."

[starlets]

Lily Collins

[baddestbitchesglobal]

Barbara Palvin

[baddestbitchesglobal]

Victoria Justice

[starlets]

Lucy Hale

[femalecelebrityoftheday]

Tuesday's female celebrity of the day is Dove Cameron. I like Dove Cameron and how Dove Cameron looks! This is the twentieth time she's been FCOTD.

[bcrude]

"Ya know, young lady, if you get into the pool in that, it's going to become completely see-through."

"So, do you think I should take it off, old man?"

"Why, yes... yes, I do!" replied Mr. Crude.

[kit-kat-mcnamara]

Katherine McNamara

[starlets]

Karen Gillan

[bcrude]

"I've fallen and I can't get up!" Sabrina said with a giggle. "And I'm completely helpless, too. I don't think I could fight you off if you wanted to take advantage of me."

[some-kate-beckinsale]

Kate Beckinsale

[geek-ramblings]

[randomrudethoughts]

JoJo Levesque

[giflizgillies]

ELIZABETH GILLIES

as Fallon Carrington in 4x14 of Dynasty

[beautiful-beckinsale]

[randomrudethoughts]

Kate Beckinsale

[celebritylegpop]

[randomrudethoughts]

Victoria Justice