Spoilers for DH pilot ahead— Warning ⚠️ These are just my opinions and first impressions ⚠️
Im watching Desperate Housewives and I just finished the pilot. Whew boy, it’s a lot:
This post is too long and basically me praising Bree, so quick fire— Bree’s cool; Mary Alice is interesting; Gabbi’s a cheater and possibly sleeping with an underage guy, but hey at least she’s self aware; Lynette either needs to speak up, get a divorce, or tell her husband to snip snip (or she could get her tubes tied); I don’t like how Susan’s child is her wingman, and I don’t trust plumber dude; Mr. Young is very suspicious. THE END
First two minutes were 🔥. Mary Alice’s narration is so calm and matter of fact even when shit gets real
Sad she ded though, she seems like a good person and character (I hope she didn’t kill anybody 🤞)
I love the premise of how being a traditional housewife isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be.
I see no issue with Bree (yet). She was just too perfect for her family? Her kids are ungrateful and so is her husband: “we want regular food instead of this home cooked meal that is literally gourmet” “Your too perfect, you make our bed every morning before I even finish using the bathroom” : Do you hear how ungrateful that sounds??!!
I kinda get her husband’s perspective. You can’t really help it if you fall out of love with someone, but he’s still ungrateful. Anyway, I just think Bree’s the best and most interesting character (so far…)
I just remembered that Bree’s a member of the NRA (•-•)
- Plumber dude is a private investigator and is just using Susan (I hope not)
- Mr. Young murdered somebody or has some secret that caused Mary Alice to die
- Susan’s gonna go to jail for arson (half kidding with this one)
-Susan and her daughter are gonna have a falling out
- Carlos is definitely figuring about the affair, possible divorce after (or hey maybe he’s cheating too)
-Lynette and her husband are gonna split and husband will get majority custody of the kids, with Lynette still being present in their live, but mainly focusing on her career (okay this is just my head cannon)
-Bree will rise to the top and be superior as always!!
-And Mary Alice was involved in a murder or something and she helped her husband cover it up