It be like that sometimes

^the motto | 🎶I'm a motherfucking doe bitch🎶 | Always keep it 💯💯💯

[whitepeopletwitter]

[randomthingsbecausebored]

And if you DO have extra money to donate, do it under your own name instead of contributing to corporate welfare, where the corporation takes other people's money, donates it under the corporation's name, deducts it from the corporation's income, and pay less taxes and have to offer less benefits. All for something they barely contributed to.

[will-o-the-witch]

As the years go on, I've decided I like the word "focus" in spell writing a lot more than "intent." In part, it's because the internet kinda poisoned the word "intent." Someone's intention is treated like the end-all-be-all of magic, which undercuts all the hard work and research others do, can quickly slip into "law of attraction" pitfalls, and implies the cultural folk traditions people fight to keep alive are meaningless. If intent is all that matters, then there's no reason to do any homework or examine your actions, which isn't a healthy mindset for any magic work or occult study.

Focus, meanwhile, gets the same point across but doesn't carry the same social baggage. I also think it does a better job of describing something you apply to other steps, not a complete step itself. (After all- intention/focus isn't just another ingredient you add... it should be the standard you measure every action and decision by. I think focus does a better job connotating that.)

I've already been using focus for a while now but I thought I'd officially remark on it. Anybody else have thoughts/words they like? Let's discuss. ^^

[somecunttookmyurl]

TIL my boyfriend doesn't know (aesthetic, general societal) gender stereotypes

yes, this is the same boyfriend who wishes he was queer because we're "all really cool", yes this is the same boyfriend who does not know he is tall, yes the same one who doesn't know the alphabet.

i just know this is going to break containment to people who are not already aware of the adventures of himbo boyfriend so i'm gonna make a couple wee disclaimers here so as not to take this conversation the wrong way. you're going to anyway. it's tumblr. whatever.

said boyfriend has considered his own gender and sexuality and confirmed for himself that he is definitely a man

said boyfriend is fixated on looking masculine. i haven't 100% gotten to the root of why it's such an issue yet, but it is. i mean. it's the anxiety because he has just so much of that but why this specifically will remain a mystery

he does not think being/appearing feminine is bad in any way. he frequently laments "not being able to wear" certain things he thinks look too feminine because he is "not masculine enough" to pull that off, and also "not brave enough"

i think colours / symbols / things in general being gendered in society is stupid. i literally do not endorse that at all. this is not pro-pink/blue binary. the stuff herein is just statement of facts wrt the society we exist in and general perceptions. yes, it's dumb. but also yes, it's a thing.

i'm putting the actual convo that took place under a cut because it's very long but also very hilarious because all of the above facts become absolutely brain-melting when you probe into what he thinks is feminine. not kidding it's very long but it is absolutely peak himbo and if you liked the queer post you're gonna love this.

me: the gang all agree you should get ear danglers or weights. they are sick. you would look sick.

rhys: i can't wear danglers they're too feminine

me: literally they are mostly gender neutral. like. just. these are not particularly "feminine"

exhibit a: a pair of apparently "feminine" ear weights rhys: they're feminine

me: it is a SNAKE. it isnt even SPARKLY. most of these are snakes or skulls or knives like... sadly women do not own the concept of badassery

rhys: weights and hoops are feminine! *scrolls through images to prove a point* see? lots of women

me: like, a solid 40% of these people are at least male-presenting

rhys: *still looking at weights* these fuck, but i could never wear them bc they're just too feminine!

exhibit b: 2 examples of "feminine" weights

me: THAT IS A CIRCLE.

rhys: i'm not masculine enough to pull it off

me: like... you are because those aren't even feminine like at all but also why does it even matter. you know you're a man

rhys: yeah i'm just not brave enough

me: you DO realise that you have little hoop earrings with a dangly spike in both of your lobe piercings

rhys: it took me 6 months to convince myself to wear these bc i thought i wouldn't suit them

me: and yet here we are

rhys: i really want some stone plugs. laboradite is expensive though. but rose quartz is cheap! i like rose quartz [this is where it gets progressively more baffling] me: wait back the fuck up. you think SNAKES are feminine but ROSE FUCKING QUARTZ isn't

rhys: why would rose quartz be feminine

me: rose... quartz. the pastel pink one? the favourite of teenage girls everywhere? that rose quartz?

rhys: how is pink feminine?

me: my love, i mean this in the kindest way possible, but i am obsessed with your brain. like good on you for not caring about having pink stuff but also on which planet earth were you raised where pink is not a stereotypically girls colour

rhys: colours don't have a gender

me: yes i agree it's stupid but we do live in a society and it is one in which you are trying to be perceived as a manly masculine man i am... not sure how you got to "snakes are for girls but pink isn't".

the group chat, contributing: didn't you make him heart shaped plugs that he loves as well

rhys: HOW ARE HEARTS FEMININE WE ALL HAVE ONE

me: i mean, yeah, but unless it's a gory realistic looking one then heart-shaped things and putting hearts on things is typically pretty girly

rhys: no. heart shaped boxers are in like. every TV show!

me: yes the joke is that the men have boxers with hearts on. the hearts are the joke.

rhys: i thought the joke was that their underwear was showing

me: you're so autistic i love you

group chat: has he watched legally blonde?

rhys: yes why

me: you know how, like, everything elle owns is pink

rhys: yeah. so. people have favourite colours

me: it's because she's a girly-girl woman, rhys

rhys: what? no

group chat: being ultra femenine and that not affecting how competent she was was a plot point! does he think unicorns are masculine because they get all the virgin action?

rhys: of course they are they're, like, super buff horses with horns

me: oh my god

rhys: unicorns are not feminine! what about centaurs?

me: boy shit

rhys: what? why?

me: buff dudes with weaponry in your typical brown/black and NOT white and pink and sparkly

group chat: ok rapid fire where do you stand on: dinosaurs, horses, dolphins bears, bugs

rhys: unisex, masculine, masculine, masculine, feminine

me: bro. horse girls????

rhys: the fuck is a horse girl. of course boys love horses! they're a manly thing right? i mean boys are all obsessed with cowboys and knights and shit and what do they ride? horses

me: yeah see it's the "cowboy" and "samurai" part of that they latch on to not so much the "horse" part. also. hang on. BUGS are feminine?

rhys: the only people i know who like bugs are girls

me: i love so much that you want to be masculine but also somehow completely missed every single memo on what general society at large constitues "manly stuff" vs "girl stuff". how DO you decide stuff is feminine if you're not working of that. like. what's the framework here rhys: well. how many dudes have you seen wearing ear weights me: my love you do not often see men wearing earrings at all rhys: what? i've seen a bunch of men with their ears pierced. well. one ear me: ....... was it the right ear rhys: how did you know that me: you've seen some gay men is what you've seen. it used to be a subtle signal to other folks that they were gay. some people still do it. how many regular-ass straight dudes do you see wearing earrings rhys: ...not many. are earrings feminine? me: i mean. with some exceptions jewellery in general tend to be? like if a guy has a necklace it's normally a chunky chain not a thin pendant with baphomet on it like you. and i don't think i've ever seen a not-alternative dude walk around in a choker rhys: wait. so. but. me: WE are alternative and by default alternative people operate outside the norm and subvert gender stereotypes all the time which is why the guys have piercings and wear necklaces and chokers and platform boots and dress in things with lace or velvet or flowy feminine shapes, and why girls have shaved heads or undercuts or otherwise "masculine" haircuts and wear clompy indelicate footwear and... rhys: oh. me: you were already not performing traditional masculinity by having your earlobes pierced and wearing hoops with dangly spikes, and wearing a pendant most days, and a spiky choker rhys: i wanna get really jacked though. that's manly right me: i mean yes but you're gonna look more like buff ronnie radke than vinn diesel

[somecunttookmyurl]

#i'd love a guided tour of his thought processes

you and me both, kid.

[ruffboi-mags]

G-d bless this amazing himbo.

[causesproblems]

"those are some gay guys you saw" wheezing. Imagine looping around gender so hard you're conforming to gender non-conformity. How many queer folks hit on this poor man thinking he was desperately trying to signal his sexual preferences

[somecunttookmyurl]

oh he gets hit on by guys ALL THE TIME and he thinks it's just because they're just being nice and not because he reads like an entire fruit basket

[somecunttookmyurl]

to be fair ronnie is already pretty jacked so i should have said buff(er) robbie radke but like

i'm 90% sure they're related

[randomthingsbecausebored]

🎶 Oh what a ride 🎶

[qweerhet]

dear 18+ discord server owners:

this:

is how you avoid legal liability for anyone lying about their age to access 18+ content within your server. if your channels (and server, if you’re on iOS) are properly marked as 18+, you do not have further legal liability for anyone knowingly lying to gain access to the content in your server.

furthermore, asking for censored versions of someone’s legal documents is incredibly unsafe.

no-one should ever send photos of their legal documents to anyone who has not verified they have received the proper certification and training to handle legal documents, and no-one should ever send those photos over an unverified channel (i.e. discord DMs, twitter DMs, a random person’s texting number).

this applies to censored versions of your legal documents.

there are certain paid courses you can take to prove you are capable of handling sensitive information (a broad classification of personal information that includes photos of legal documents). any company that requires you to upload sensitive information to access their services has internal training policies for any employees handling said information (often making use of those paid courses), and uses specific programs to handle said information without storing it on servers and to limit the possibility of said information being leaked or breached in some way.

if an organization (including an informal one like a discord server) does not have those training programs and does not use those programs to handle your data, they are dangerous and you should not give them your information. if your organization (including an informal one like a discord server) is asking for that sensitive information without staff going through this training and using certified and safe methods of collecting this information, you are creating a dangerous environment. it doesn’t matter how much you trust your mods; legal documentation is a big fucking deal and handling it requires a massive dedication to data security.

if you are really, sincerely worried about facing legal consequences for someone lying about their age via discord’s built-in age verification, to the point that you feel the only way to avoid legal liability is to handle photos of your members’ legal documents, you need to commit to the highest level of data security to run that server.

reblogs are appreciated because honestly the fact that i keep seeing people acting like this is a normal or OK thing to request is insane.

[candles-crystals-cauldrons]

Tasseomancy symbols and meanings

[witchkitch]

♨️🐟 Vegan Smoked Salmon Two Ways

For Protection and Dispelling-

❌2 Carrots (healing, dispels illusion) ❌2 tablespoons Miso Paste (protection, purification, abundance) ❌1 Teaspoon Liquid Smoke (warding, protection, purifying, banishing) ❌2 cloves Garlic (protection, healing, warding) ❌ 3 cups Water (use 🌗 water to give this an extra boost~) ❌ 1 sheet Nori (warding, luck, prosperity)

For Prosperity and Healing-

⭕️6 large Roma Tomatoes (love, protection, prosperity) ⭕️2 teaspoon Olive Oil (healing, peace, protection) ⭕️3 tablespoon Soy Sauce (fortune, protection) ⭕️1 teaspoon Water (use 🌑/🌕 water to give an extra boost~)   ⭕️1 sheet Nori  (warding, luck, prosperity) ⭕️ 1 teaspoon Liquid Smoke (warding, protection, purifying, banishing)

(vegetarian.vegan.raw) 🥄🥄

[witchkitch]

🌿Abundant Love Asparagus Quiche

2 cups Flour* (abundance, prosperity, grounding) 1 teaspoon Salt (cleansing, protection, banishment) ⅓ cup Olive Oil (healing, peace, protection) 1 cup Moon Water (full or new moon for an extra boost~) 1 cup Cashews (prosperity, love, communication) 1 teaspoon Nutritional Yeast (grounding, purification, attraction) 2 cloves Garlic (protection, healing, warding) 1 tablespoon Lemon Juice (warding, purifying, cleansing, healing) ½ teaspoon Nutmeg (abundance, protection, psychic power) a pinch Cayenne (love, warding, cleansing, protection) 2 tablespoons Fresh Herbs of your choice: Thyme (purification, protection, positivity) Tarragon (happiness, healing, prosperity, love, luck) Dill (protection, warding, luck, prosperity, abundance) Parsley (divination, spirit work, protection, strength) Chives (protection, warding, love) 7 spears Asparagus (lust, healing, cleansing)

(vegetarian.vegan.gf*)🥄🥄 *use a gluten free flour

[hiddenhearthwitch]

❄️🍲Soothing Winter Stew❄️🍲

This is a classic dish, some of you may better know as Labskovs but there's heaps of variations of it! It's a winter favorite for me and always cook tons of it; it's better shared and honestly is one of those recipes that's always better the next day! 🤎 It can be easily adjusted to whatever leftovers you have around(meat, veggies, portions, etc.). For my own practice, I often take the act of making it and make that an offering to Hel and when the stew is done it's an offer to Loki's family, landvættir, and make it a community meal. Do what you please with it and I do hope you enjoy my take on the recipe, please share any photos if you make it!

You'll Need:

5lbs of potatoes - russet is preferred, anything that's flowery

2lbs of chuck steak

4 1/2 cups of water

1 large onion or 1 1/2 medium sized ones

1lbs of baby bellas sliced(I often change this out with whatever we have leftover, sometimes carrots, leeks, or cabbage)

6 bay leaves

5 thyme sprigs or 3/4 tsp of dried thyme

whole garlic clove

4tbsp of butter

2tbsp of pepper

1tbsp of coarse salt

a dutch oven or large sauce pan

To garnish:

6tbsp of chopped chives

Sauerkraut or pickled beets

loaf of bread on the side - we tend to favor potato or rye

To cook:

Heat 2tbsp of the butter in your pan at medium heat. While the pan is warming cut the steak into one inch cubes.

Add the steak to the butter and and brown slightly. Then immediately add the water and gradually bring the water to a boil. [Skim all the froth off the service].

Add the onions, mushrooms, whatever vegetables you chose, bay, thyme, cloves, pepper + salt into the pot. Let it simmer for an hour.[Do not let it boil!]

While the stew is simmering, cut(and peel if you want) your potatoes into 1inch cubes. Add them to the pot and let it simmer for another hour or until the meat falls apart easily and is tender.

Drain off the excess water and add the remaining butter to the pot. Stir clockwise until mixed and mashed, but keep the potatoes a little lumpy.

Serve with your garnishes and enjoy! Let it cool before storing in the fridge.

Correspondences:

baby bellas - longevity, intuition, safety, good health + healing(this is a correspondence i use based on the actual healing effect of mushrooms)

bay leaf - purification, clairvoyance + divination, prosperity + strength(the last two I tend to use w/the intention of the whole household or families I'm sharing with)

cabbage(sauerkraut) - ancestral magic + old wisdom(cabbage is supposedly one the oldest vegetables known to man), protection, moon oriented magic

garlic - courage + strength, healing, spell breaking + shielding

pepper - banishing negativity + cleansing(I like to use intent for the hearth because the whole home is smelling like stew in the end), protection

salt - security + protection, healing, purifying

thyme - good fortune + health, courage, happiness, healing

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[chaoticum]

I believe in free education, one that’s available to everyone; no matter their race, gender, age, wealth, etc… This masterpost was created for every knowledge hungry individual out there. I hope it will serve you well. Enjoy!

FREE ONLINE COURSES (here are listed websites that provide huge variety of courses)

Alison 

Coursera

FutureLearn

open2study

Khan Academy

edX

P2P U

Academic Earth

iversity

Stanford Online

MIT Open Courseware

Open Yale Courses

BBC Learning

OpenLearn

Carnegie Mellon University OLI

University of Reddit

Saylor

IDEAS, INSPIRATION & NEWS (websites which deliver educational content meant to entertain you and stimulate your brain)

TED

FORA

Big Think 

99u

BBC Future

Seriously Amazing

How Stuff Works

Discovery News

National Geographic

Science News

Popular Science

IFLScience

YouTube Edu

NewScientist

DIY & HOW-TO’S (Don’t know how to do that? Want to learn how to do it yourself? Here are some great websites.)

wikiHow

Wonder How To

instructables

eHow

Howcast

MAKE

Do it yourself

FREE TEXTBOOKS & E-BOOKS

OpenStax CNX

Open Textbooks

Bookboon

Textbook Revolution

E-books Directory

FullBooks

Books Should Be Free

Classic Reader

Read Print

Project Gutenberg

AudioBooks For Free

LibriVox

Poem Hunter

Bartleby

MIT Classics

Many Books

Open Textbooks BCcampus

Open Textbook Library

WikiBooks

SCIENTIFIC ARTICLES & JOURNALS

Directory of Open Access Journals

Scitable

PLOS

Wiley Open Access

Springer Open

Oxford Open

Elsevier Open Access

ArXiv

Open Access Library

LEARN:

1. LANGUAGES

Duolingo

BBC Languages

Learn A Language

101languages

Memrise

Livemocha

Foreign Services Institute

My Languages

Surface Languages

Lingualia

OmniGlot

OpenCulture’s Language links

2. COMPUTER SCIENCE & PROGRAMMING

Codecademy

Programmr

GA Dash

CodeHS

w3schools

Code Avengers

Codelearn

The Code Player

Code School

Code.org

Programming Motherf*?$%#

Bento

Bucky’s room

WiBit

Learn Code the Hard Way

Mozilla Developer Network

Microsoft Virtual Academy

3. YOGA & MEDITATION

Learning Yoga

Learn Meditation

Yome

Free Meditation

Online Meditation

Do Yoga With Me

Yoga Learning Center

4. PHOTOGRAPHY & FILMMAKING

Exposure Guide

The Bastards Book of Photography

Cambridge in Color

Best Photo Lessons

Photography Course

Production Now

nyvs

Learn About Film

Film School Online

5. DRAWING & PAINTING

Enliighten

Ctrl+Paint

ArtGraphica

Google Cultural Institute

Drawspace

DragoArt

WetCanvas

6. INSTRUMENTS & MUSIC THEORY

Music Theory

Teoria

Music Theory Videos

Furmanczyk Academy of Music

Dave Conservatoire

Petrucci Music Library

Justin Guitar

Guitar Lessons

Piano Lessons

Zebra Keys

Play Bass Now

7. OTHER UNCATEGORIZED SKILLS

Investopedia

The Chess Website

Chesscademy

Chess.com

Spreeder

ReadSpeeder

First Aid for Free

First Aid Web

NHS Choices

Wolfram Demonstrations Project

Please feel free to add more learning focused websites. 

*There are a lot more learning websites out there, but I picked the ones that are, as far as I’m aware, completely free and in my opinion the best/ most useful.

[drbibliophile]

Thank you

[notyourmothersspellbook]

The National Network of Abortion Funds

The Brigid Alliance

Mississippi Reproductive Freedom Fund

Yellowhammer Fund (Alabama)

Access Reproductive Care Southeast

Fund Texas Choice

New Orleans Abortion Fund

Abortion Care Tennessee

Roe Fund (Oklahoma)

Arkansas Support Network

Kentucky Health Justice Network

Missouri Abortion Fund

Don’t See Your State? Don’t Worry! I promise that they also have abortion funds and networks in place even down to the local level! Even in states where abortion is legal, if it’s not accessible to everyone then it’s not accessible!

[randomthingsbecausebored]

Me: idk. It's like me and [redacted]. Remember I said [they] said I made [them] feel like a piece of meat? Okay well I had to start actually caring about [their] feelings in order to continue having sex with [them] and by acting like I cared I started to care. Sometimes the action of loving comes before the feeling.

Person I'm conversing with: that is some seriously fuckboy shit to say.

[randomthingsbecausebored]

Did you ever think if everyone you interact with sucks, the common denominator is you? Maybe you're the one who sucks.

It's almost like that's not what I said 😂

[zonotrichia-albicollis]

[randomthingsbecausebored]

Nothing is more insulting than when lesbians think that being lesbians is enough to mean they're not often grossly possessive just because they, as an individual, aren't and whatever else men are accused of. Newsflash from someone who's dated both men and women: most of you who like women kind of suck tbh.

[fuckthapope]

bihets getting mad on behalf of their men more at 11

[randomthingsbecausebored]

Dumbass lacks basic comprehension skills and doesn't understand "most of you who like women suck" applies to men attracted to women as well: more at 11 😘

[stopstopstopstopstopp-deactivat]

Ok full disclosure a loved one ended up getting the bill for an ambulance, its not urgent or anything but i wanna be able to lessen the burden for them

Cashapp: $Hellspouse

Venmo: @Hellspouse

Paypal: [email protected]

0/600

[anxietyproblem]

Can you believe it’s already May

[ewwhothefuckiski]

Can you believe it’s already May 10th

[randomthingsbecausebored]

Can you believe it’s already May 11th

[b-rexxx]

Can you believe it’s already May 12th

[randomthingsbecausebored]

Can you believe it's already June 2nd?

[milkthetea246]

hi if u have tiktok listen to me

theres an ad out right now that starts like that.

its for the new quiet place movie. it counts down from 15 and when it reaches 0 then ominous music blasts playing while a monster from the movie appears suddenly (jump scare), also with scary text it says 'not quiet enough.' after the jump scare

if you have bad anxiety or panic attacks or anything of the sort, scroll past it or maybe even just report it!

i saw it yesterday and i had a bad panic bc jumpscares usually trigger me !!

just scroll or report if you see this ad on your tiktok

[please reblog + boost]

[anxietyproblem]

Can you believe it’s already May

[ewwhothefuckiski]

Can you believe it’s already May 10th

[randomthingsbecausebored]

Can you believe it's already May 11th