I Lived Bitch™

Hi, I'm Kriz

[catchymemes]

[retro-leigh]

THEY PUT RAMMSTEIN INTO A BONGO CAT MEME YALL

[keetongu]

im playing cities: skylines again and i downloaded this 8-way highway interchange and this shit looks like the world’s largest automotive transmutation glyph

[keetongu]

imagine driving into town and coming up on this

[keetongu]

update: the guy who made that also makes these giant fucking multilevel spiral roundabouts and basically im fucking floored

[dat-soldier]

“Hi honey, it’s me. Gotta go through Rainbow Road again. No, it’s fine, don’t wait for me. I’ll just make me some hot pockets when I get home at 10.”

[tigerpeets-deactivated20180529]

@sansserifaster

[ubercharge]

[ecmajor]

[stability]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Duck!

[lucid-luck]

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

[thranduilland]

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

[daryltoh]

[tohdraws-deactivated20181120]

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

[whowasntthere-deactivated202106]

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

[bb8poe-deactivated20160302]

John Boyega geeking out on the set of Star Wars

[saucefactory-deactivated2019103]

LOOK AT THIS BABY <33333333333

[archatlas]

Thufeil Gumilar

[dyesebel]

shoutout to the southeast asian girls

even though we are underrepresented in all aspects of the media

who sees skin whitening products every fucking where

who gets told that they don’t look like they’re from [insert SEA country]

who feels pressured to lighten their skin

who feels they’d never be seen in television because majority of the celebrities are white-passing/light-skinned/skinny

who feels that they’re not beautiful because our features are a very far cry from western global beauty standards

who feels insecure because of their height

who has to bear a racist stereotype everyday

[jicah]

“I want to see the world… But I cannot move”

Reblog the snowman to show him the world.

[hosino-hikaru]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[buzzfeed]

Watch 100 Years Of Black Men’s Hair Trends In One Minute

Hair and politics are always intertwined.

[gh-05-t]

[refurbthecat]

If anyone says the words “Food,” “Dinner,” or “Hungry” at any time and in any context, Refurb makes this face and screams by her dish for ten minutes.

[refurbthecat]

WHO SAID FOOD

I WANT FOOD

WHAT EVEN IS FOOD

[refurbthecat]

FOOOOOOOOOOD MEEEEEEEEEEEE

[divinator-deactivated20180212]

[shuseph]

Bye

[shuseph]

Fellas you’re in the club and this chimpanzee slaps your girls ass what do you do

[melongorl]

that’s his girl now

[melonboyy]

we’re both his girls now

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via mytoecold)