Randy

he/him || 21

[randybradley87]

intro post 📫 !!

Uhm hi? I'm Randy Bradley (not sure if I should share my full name online, but no one is gonna find this anyway..), 21 years old and work at a shitty burger restaurant. There's not much else to say, I guess i'm a little boring..

Ooc:

Sooo I decided to also make a roleplay account because it seems fun and I'm literally randy anyways so I thought id give it a shot!!!

Feel free to send in asks, questions whatever you wanna know about randy!!!

I'm 19 so nsfw asks are fine!!

Oh another thing!! I wanna make this a time accurate roleplay, so the passenger is set in 2008 I think? I've read that somewhere, please correct me if I'm wrong so yeah!! Keep that in mind when sending asks :))

My main is @ilovelemonicedtea

Let's have some fun :))

[randybradley87]

I'm sick and should be put down like a dog whats wrong with me

[randybradley87]

ur sooo so so so pretty. maybe i'll let him watch lol. maybe he can have a turn if hes good. u know ur his only friend? patheticcccc. but i guess hes ur only friend 2. idk if u can even call that friends.

Watch what

[randybradley87]

i could treat u better than that trailer trash faggot. you'll see baby. c u soon

Are you talking about Benson? You shouldn't say such words. Benson is nice to me, this whole thing isn't nice, you're scaring me.

[bbbsbiggesthater]

your little bf is cute. he spends a lot of time in his gross car after work. empty parking lots aren't safe around here he should be more careful.

why the fuck do you care weirdo? get the fuck away from Randy or i will find you. i'm dead serious

[randybradley87]

What the hell is going on do i really have a stalker?

[randybradley87]

i've been in ur room lol. i stole some stuff. i took a t shirt. wanna know what i do with it?

How did you get in there, thats not funny. Benson is here so i'm not alone, please leave me alone. What would you even need that for?

[randybradley87]

i c u pretty boy

What? What do you mean you can see me, i'm not in public, is this a joke? Do you think thats funny?

[randybradley87]

(Hiiii! I don't know if this is intentional or not, but bbbsbiggesthater doesn't allow anons! Just a heads up)

Ooc: @bbbsbiggesthater is that on purpose? i think people are too shy to come at you haha

[randybradley87]

Home alone tonight so guess that means cooking the only thing where i don't put myself at risk of burning down the kitchen; pasta! :)

[randybradley87]

spill the tea king, who's your workplace crush?

but if your not comfortable answering that then just tell me what your favorite food is king

I dont have a crush, why do you think I have a crush haha? And i guess i like soup, especially a vegetable-cabbage soup :)

[randybradley87]

Do you got out alone often?

Uhm no, mostly just when i head to work, why?

[randybradley87]

It’s cold outside. Who keeps you warm?

What? My jacket? You guys are freaking me out a little bit what does that mean?

[randybradley87]

Also! Think you might have a stalker.

Oh! Uhm well thats scary, what makes you think so?

[randybradley87]

You remind me of a nervous, shakin', little chihuahua...cute

I guess thats accurate haha

[randybradley87]

Ive been having a couple kinda shitty days but look what i just found in my work locker

I have a hunch who did it....:)

[cranberry-branflakes]

they should invent temporary death where I can just not be alive for a while and then be fine like nothing happened and move on

[randybradley87]

Do you have any suggestions for distracting myself from my mind?

[randybradley87]

You guys i'm not gonna do drugs!!?