TheKamikazePigeon

Motivated by spite, caffeine, and occasionally existential dread

[thekamikazepigeon]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

First chapter of my byler post-canon murder boyfriends au is up, woo!!!

[punkrock-bottom]

You’re tortured by the narrative, I’m giving the narrative a handjob under the table. Success is a matter of taking life into your own hands

[dykesferatu]

necrocard, 1999

Color print on card paper | Stewart Home, Neoist Alliance

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[i-am-a-fish]

I'll woo hoo when they least expect it

not yet

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[guiltfactory]

(gestures toward your protégé) you know that thing would fuck you if you died, right?

[big-wooden-horse]

I think achilles had the right idea when he sat out from the war for an extended amount of time to… I’m not sure really, kiss patroclus I suppose?

[big-wooden-horse]

One, two, three, four! Odysseus is a whore!

Five, six, seven, eight! Agamemnon is his mate!

[lr-zzz]

Get your tools ready, we're going to build Rome together in one day.

[drpeppercreamsodaa]

idk guys these 20s don't seem to be very roaring

[bo-an-aro]

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

[festeredhearts]

[l-a-l-o-u]

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

[thekamikazepigeon]

@marauding-almond <3

[wetheurban]

Sometimes “locking in” looks like sitting in the sun and remembering that your life is also meant to be lived, not just optimized, monetized, and turned into proof that you’re worthy.

[funeralonvenus]

im actually really normal if you take into account the Situation

[rake-rattrap]

I know victorias secret. she has three boobs.