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jasmine7500-deactivated20220617

я есть Овечкин…

#shh #he's listening #alex ovechkin #washington capitals #hockey #queue

my fav is ppl spelling jack like «jacques» we need to make more excuses for jacques laurent zimmermann. french au. au where jacques is a foreign student from france whos dad is a famous football player. au where everything is the same except jack’s name is spelled jacques. everyone chirping him for how obnoxiously french canadian he is, overdoing the accent. jacques laurent zimmmermann. thank you for your time and also im sorry

wheresjack

even better– we gotta place “<< >>” around everything he says…make his ass more foreign. call him out. blame him for $1 CAD coins and poutine and milk bags. decimate the poor fucker.

coachzimms

he comes down for hausgiving after spending some time in quebec. «so how’s school?» “huh? dude, what?” “did you catch that, dex?” “…yea-? *OOF* uhh nope, nurse. not at all.” «guys what-» “if only rans were here already, he speaks canadian.” «oh, i see.» bitty starts snickering, but doesnt help. the traitor. “dude seriously speak american” “wait wait i got this *ahem* MAPLE SYRUP, EH? LETS RIDE OUR MOOSE TO TIM HORTONS FOR SOME POUTINE” «they dont sell poutine at-» “shh hun, youll only make em worse.” ransom arrives and immediately drops everything, points at jacques- “IS THAT PRIME MINISTER JUSTIN TRUDEAU??”

#laugh tag #check please #jack zimmermann #queue

hockeychickchat

Sid and Dumo

sid pics

#oh dear #capps tag #sidney crosby #brian dumoulin #pittsburgh penguins #hockey #queue

zachparises

…is this too soon

#amazing #hockey

brandoncarlo

at this rate it’ll be the western conference final before any other eastern team clinches a playoff spot.

#laugh tag #hockey #so tru #my baby birds will never feel safe

zobugs

Check Please + The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds

#laugh tag #check please #queue

holyhabs

I. Am. Not. Okay

#YESSSSSSSS #I AM GETTING MY LIFE #dylan strome #arizona coyotes #capps tag #hockey

v171

One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn’t just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too.

So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn’t have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn’t carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity.

I’m a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I’d occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can’t help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire.

Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now I couldn’t find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn’t had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there.

After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn’t understand him, I imagine he said “What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren’t a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first.”

I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me.

We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave.

#laugh tag #the sims #queue

bennyandthestars

xx

#kris letang #pittsburgh penguins #hockey #queue

forensirob

Here it is! After checking I got permission to post. I asked for Bitty visiting Jack after his first game and oh my gosh this is exactly what I was hoping for! All I can do is again thank Ngozi for such a great picture and look forward to what happens next come September/October time.