Just a Hosie shipper

I ship Hosie, Posie, Hizzie, Mizzie,Rizzie, Handon, Mileven, Elmax, Byler, Lumax, Klaroline, Delena, Stelena, Halijah and Steroline

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Hope: I would like to propose

Josie: *Freezes*

Hope: An idea

Josie: Oh

Hope: We should get married

Josie: OH

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A homophobe: it was adam and eve, not adam and steve

me: no, you see, it's actually adam and eric

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Lizzie: Hope Andrea Mikaelson, would you do the honors of becoming my sister-in-law?

Hope: I—

Josie: Did you just propose to Hope for me?

Lizzie: Josie... It's been 5 years!

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Hope: Everytime I'm at weddings old people always say to me “you're next”

Hope: So I started saying the same thing to them at funerals.

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Landon: Do you hate me?

Lizzie: I'm not saying I hate you, but I would 100% unplug your life support to charge my phone.

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Josie's phone: *daddy is calling*

Alar*c: That can't be right. My phone's dead.

Lizzie: *nervous laugh*

Josie: Hey... Hope

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People always say Hosie isn't canon but it IS. And I'm not even saying that because I ship Hosie, I'm saying it because it's true. Just because they haven't kissed or dated doesn't mean it's not canon. They have both admitted to having crushes on each other in the past meaning they have had a romantic attraction to each other at one point meaning, they are canon.

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Landon: You don't want Hope to die

Landon: And I don't want Hope to die

Landon: So now we've gotta make sure Hope doesn't want Hope to die

Josie: Brilliant plan, but have you met Hope?

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MG:Pass the salt

Hope: [throws Lizzie across the table]

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Hope, T-Posing at the doorframe: Hello, parental figure.

Alaric, not looking up from his book: Hello, problem child.

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Hope: I'll marry you

Josie:

Hope: Faded

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MG: *sneezes*

Hope: Want a tissue?

Josie: *sneezes*

Hope: Oh my god! Josie, are you sick? Do you want me to wrap you up in a warm blanket and feed you warm soup?

Lizzie: *sneezes*

Hope: Bitch if you don't shut the fuck up-

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Josie: Google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Google: The best revenge is read and go well.

Josie: Yahoo, how do I-

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Alaric: Hope, I need you in my office. Now.

Hope: Ooh-ohh someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Hope: Okay, so we're married.

Josie: No, we're not.

Hope: Relax, we're just pretending.

Josie: I don't wanna pretend.

Hope: Why? Scared you'll like being married to me?

Josie: If we're married then I want a divorce.

Jade: Are they always like this?

Lizzie: Yes, yes they are.

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Hope: Uh, I gotta go.

Lizzie: Aren't you forgetting something?

Hope: Uh.... *kisses Lizzie's forhead*

Lizzie: No! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

Josie, sipping her drink: Technically our father.

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Hope: Do you want to know how I actually broke my wrist?

Lizzie: Yes.

Hope: I was hula hooping. Josie and I attend a class for fitness and fun.

Lizzie: Oh my god.

Hope: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Lizzie: Why are you telling me this?

Hope: Because no one will ever believe you.

Lizzie: You sick son of a bitch.