Ranting rebel mom

Venting for a reason - because I need to vent.

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On Art Mann...

I want to watch it, but I'm not sure I want to see it.

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My husband informed me that sleeping is his jam.

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Well read people are far less likely to be evil.

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Would you rather be an innovator or an excavator?

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A guy - approximately 20yo - looks over my shoulder as I'm playing Candy Crush and says, "Tetris! I love Tetris!" Apparently the idiot loves it so much he can't even identify it.

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Truth.

Me: they should have a vegan/vegetarian cooking competition show. Boy: like the Food Paralympics, for people with a cooking disability. Other boy: more like an eating disability.

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Why else?

Boy: “mom, do you have that picture of us in front of the buffalo? Mom: “I think so…” Me: “why were you in front of the buffalo?” Boy: “because we were at a wedding.”