This Is It

Most people call me Baker. Insta @ashleybak3r

[atx-nerd-mom]

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

[andromedafalls]

Fucking right

[cosmicrystalwitch]

Who tf uses a Walmart bag for a 3 day vacation honestly

[micdotcom]

Watch: Mark Ruffalo introduced the country to Black Men for Bernie — and the candidate took notice.

[swaggieindian-deactivated201607]

Spread this shit.

[tomhordy]

Mark Ruffalo, superhero on screen, hero in real life

[andinthemeantimeconsultabook-de]

Reblogging again because important.

[micdotcom]

[cockswastika-blog]

U.S. elections be like

[democracyisdead-deactivated2015]

this is it. this is the best post I’ve ever seen.

[awesomevines]

[stability]

a californian probably wrote this 

[pleatedjeans]

[tuaprincesagabriela]

[sealfie]

Remember when justin timberlake was in Shrek 

[johnbeyonder]

[thesilverwolf7]

I never want any context for this ever

[weloveshortvideos]

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

FUXKSJSFJDHD

[frikiskrew]

[chavvesty]

“i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply

[pensamientos-de-una-lectora]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via sathyiaold)

[gk2nist]

[anamorphosis-and-isolate]