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hi im alisa [uh-lee-suh] im 19 i like tv and some other stuff welcome 2 my crib

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[nananana-bpdman]

Me: I’m totally independent, I don’t need anyone’s help

Also me:

[dayssgetbrighter-deactivated202]

[actualdogvines]

[typecozey-deactivated20201222]

*loves being independent and spending time with myself *wants to get married Tomorrow

[acridrainshowers]

[dorfs]

im speechless

[dorfs]

watching this again i can physically feel the hotdog in my lungs

[deepdickpizza]

[sinbadism]

this mans life has been torn apart

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

[hozzdelight]

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

im a guy

[hozzdelight]

Oops lol no thank you

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

I never offered to give you anything

[sabrina-spellman]

(✿◠‿◠)

[florhalmist]

[queen-ghold]

x

[rhymebye]

P R A D A H

[nudeiist]

R V D I A N S E

[lastoneout]

Actual things I have heard ‘20-something’ people in my life say:

“My chest hurts a lot. It’s probably nothing. Not like I could afford to go see a doctor anyway…”

“My teeth are like literally rotting out of my head. I wish I could see a dentist. It’s just too much money, you know?”

“I wish I could afford new glasses. Everything’s so blurry and it sucks.”

“I been sick for days. I think I might go to Urgent Care, but I don’t know. It’s expensive..”

“I feel awful. I wish I could go home. Too bad I need these hours.”

“I can’t afford to be sick.”

“I’ve been off my meds for months. I just can’t afford them right now.”

“I just glued my glasses back together. I can’t afford a new pair.” 

“I really hope I get promoted. Then I can get health insurance through the company, I haven’t seen a doctor in years.” 

How much longer does this have to go on before the government realises that its young people are practically DYING because we can’t afford medical care. When is enough going to be enough?

[dicksoutsuggestion]

dicks out or die dude. you either dicks out or you die

[invaeric]

(งツ)ว on my way to develop feelings for someone who will never reciprocate

[rapgame-taylorswift]

uh do u ever wish you could be unconscious until you are happy again cause rn I wanna die and it sucks and it sucks having to go to work and deal with every other mf thing in my life while I also would love 2 die

[cosmog]

me making connections to prove everyone i know secretly hates me

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[lesbiantaurus-deactivated202508]

Aquarius, Virgo, Leo, Libra, Gemini

[rapgame-taylorswift]

*in a movie*

main guy: hey, how are you?

his dream girl: i'm a plot device, so it doesn't really matter, how are you?

main guy: *monologues*