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Nobody poops but you.

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Can I interest you in a delicious ceasar salad for only $5! :D TBT to that time I drove by my old workplace, Panago Pizza HQ ... Which was technically earlier today.

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#NationalGeographic or Fox's #whenanimalsattack. #FranktheTank

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One two! One two! And through and through;   The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!  (I need to change my hair.)

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Happy 4/20 you dirty, dirty hippies. <3

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My Snapchat is full of vulgar hillarity*. (Assuming you find laughing at the state of my life humorous.)

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I'm a mother-fucking psyhic; I guessed the voice actors of this movie without any fucking knowledge about this movie. I just guessed based on the image. No joke. I was like "Catherine Zeta-Jones ... and Brad Pitt.". Dead on. .... So.... Yeah. I also do palm readings and aura cleansings.

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Being some sorta 'cop' for the 'Mr/Mrs Cobalt' drag competition last night. (Why doesn't anyone want me?! Honestly! I'd makeout with me in an instant. *snaps* #reallyreallyreallysad #likereallysad #likeImsotiredofit #idontwannabelonelynomore) (at The Cobalt)

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I found a classy lady in Abbotsford with @tania.nicole . lol

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I love faking Snapchat pics for awkward videos. Heh. #granvillestreet #vancouver #bitches #myhatiscrazycool #Iamnotcrazycool #gayfaggotyhomosexualbottombitchblahblahblah #IHateHashtags!!!! (We all went to the comedy mix. Dick jokes were had.)

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#Puddin'! Got my new hat in the mail today. Wanted it far too badly (like alot of things [the D]). Went out and about today. Got a new tongue piercing with a shiny bling on it. (If I swallow this one in done with it.). .... Blah this ain't a journal. #endpost.

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Just means there's way more cake for me; forever, forever.

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Frank!!! Why are you being so weird lately! Meowing like crazy and then being ultra cuddly. Stahp (but don't stahp!) <3 #WeDontBelongToEachother #WeJustTookUpOneDayByTheRiver

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Collage of my Snapchat adventure to the Casino today. #WasntEvenOnMyBucketList #Firsttime #ILearntBlackjack! (Add Snapchat : rapiddream)

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Collage of my Snapchat adventure to the Casino today. #WasntEvenOnMyBucketList #Firsttime #ILearntBlackjack! (Add Snapchat : rapiddream)

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@andromeda_gal gave me this plant for my birthday last year, which I had no idea how to take care of. It eventually died and I took the remnants outside. A day or so ago, I was sunbathing and spotted it teaming with LOTS of little bugs and I thought that even in its death it was kind of beautiful to see it supporting it's own little ecosystem. ... but gross so I moved it into some shade. Hahaha

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Me and a blowup doll. #blowupdoll ;D