bink bonk

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Ive made it a mission to like every single piece of ultrakill media that comes across my dash no matter the content so I can violently curate my feed and it's working

Please please more prime soul bbgs I need to writhe through their artwork and headcannons like Im a worm in moist soil do not let me dehydrate please please please

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Gabriel Ultrakill trans but he hasn't had top surgery yet so he wears a miku binder under his armor

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The image quality may be shit but I really don't care at this point

I got a manlybadasshero plushie around the same time as a dnd mindflayer one and I fully believe they're a happily married couple

Like I genuinely don't have the heart to separate them now they're just two lil guys in love and I shouldn't stop that

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I just saw the people who reblogged my ultrakill shit and got the most horrendous whiplash I've ever had from it

Im going to spread like a disease now none of you can stop me

Anyway can we please talk about Sisyphus more? I need this big burly man on my feed to crush me like right now

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im feeling mentally ill, time to retreat back into my undertale phase

if i see one blue glowstick out of you motherfuckers while im here i will actually burn this site down

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I love how uncomfortably human the Ultrakill machines are

Like they have habits and traits and tastes in music and fashion standards and at the same time they have flaws and quirks and boredom and so much emotion

And V1 is literally just a speedrunner

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Sometimes I gotta take a moment to process the likes on my posts because like

Thats three people, just right there, who enjoyed my stupid bullshit

That's like twenty more people who have the same Ultrakill interest as me even though I can't even imagine twenty people

Yall scare the shit out of me now that I think about it and it's more than the second Gabriel fight, so good job

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Oh my god who the FUCK cursed me because I have an eternal itch that keeps MOVING WHENEVER I SCRATCH IT and I'm going to BREAK YOU

Sorry that was a little mean :[

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I don't know if it's just me but does anyone else have the innate urge to make some kind of animatic of Gabriel Ultrakill with that "I HATE THIS STUPID JOB" ena audio?

Because let's be real, if any of us had to go through the at least century of shit Gabriel did the council would have been killed **years** go and it would have been with a can of beans

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You fuckers you CANNOT DROP MASTERPIECE ART THEN GO "is this anything?" ITS LITERALLY EVERYTHING STOP DOUBTING YOURSELF AND GO EAT A COOKIE

I JUST SAW MINOS PRIME AS HATSUNE MIKU AND I NEED YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TO UNDERSTAND THAT I AM FUELED BY THIS STUFF IT IS GOOD SHIT THATS SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE MMMMMM

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I don't know where pregnant Gabriel came from or why it was made but I just came across it on my dash for the first time and genuinely had to put my phone the fuck down for a minute

Absolutely amazing art 10/10 btw

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Love how everyone used the new secret level to draw V1 in a maid dress

Keep it up lads you're doing gods work make Gabriel proud

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Never realized how unstylish I was until I tried p-ranking levels because rn I actually want to die

(Aka I am on my 23rd retry to p-rank the prelude and I'm honestly debating on switching to an easy difficulty)

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Can't kiss the homies goodnight because they're across the world so I gotta make my gn messages like a hunbot promoting their newest mlm

Good👍😊🩷night💤🌙💕😍homie🏠🫶❤️💞

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Hhhh screw this fandom now I actually have to practice drawing so I can make my silly little guys kiss how dare you

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Okay so I was taking a break from Ultrakill because I was about to slam my head through my monitor trying to p-rank violence and I started playing Stardew Valley (because I have 2 wolves in me and they're both autistic)

So ofc while I'm playing I take breaks and sorta scroll through twitter or tumblr or whatever to get some ideas of what to do early game and I see a post on Demetrius hate and how people are angry about it because he's a pretty clearly autistic (or at least autism coded) character

And I just kinda wanna say that I'm not particularly a fan of Demetrius myself but it's because of the fact he doesn't talk about his step son

Like ever

Literally on the wiki page for Demetrius in the trivia section it states that Demetrius never mentions Sebastian even once even though Maru is mentioned a lot and even Robin is pretty frequently there as well

Anyway I just kinda had to get that one out sorry

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Gabriel Ultrakill is in fact my skrungly I love him he is traumatized he is my bbg <3

The moment I fight him on violent all that love will leave I had 87 resets on the second Gabriel fight I am not okay I don't wanna go fight Sisyphus now please send help-