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What kind of diet doesn't allow tequila? | Independent Owen Grady |

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“If we do this, we do this m y   w a y.”

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JURASSIC MEME: 1 ship → Claire & Owen

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Cherry Bomb - The Runaways (The Runaways, 1976)

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“animals raised in isolation aren’t always the most functional” “your raptors are born in captivity…” 

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watches behind the scenes on JW reveals all the product placements

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what if Immortan Joe was just a huge weeb

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pausing replies for the night, gonna read stuff and re-watch movies until I pass out

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                                ALPHABET SOUP by RAPTCR*.

FIC NAME: ’ALPHABET SOUP’ by *winterminch. FILM: JURASSIC WORLD ( 2O15 ). PAIRING(s): OWEN/OFC. OWEN/CLAIRE. CLAIRE/OMC. RATING: T+. SUMMARY: Fresh out of the NAVY, drafted by InGen, Vic Hoskins & Masrani himself, Owen Grady finds his shady boots walking up the steps to a fresh-off-of-its-feet theme park with nothing but a dufflebag over his shoulder, $3000 dollars, a job offer, and a yappy, good for nothing assistant veterinarian glued to his side. He’s got one job — make the animals he’s assigned to trainable, secretly weaponizable. Should be easy enough, ya’ know, if they weren’t man-slaughtering, bone crushing, stomach stomping dinosaurs by the time they’re full grown, and he was, ya’ know, maybe, like, two feet taller? Does he at least get dental?

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Just how much do the girls mean to you?

❝ You know when you care for something so much    that you can become fiercely protective over it?     For example, you care about is… I don’t know, a puppy     you raise from birth. Obviously it takes time, love, and     patience and you grow with it and you’ve looked     over it since it was little, and they look up to you for     affection and attention and just looking to you because     you give a damn. 

     Well that’s how I feel about my raptors.     They mean the world to me. ❞

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The dinosaur knew what he was up to…..she had a plan. She left him alone and went into hiding in the bushes. She changed her skin color to match her surroundings and waited. raptormxster

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Owen watches as she retreats into the forestry,  suddenly disappearing into the green. He loses his visual on her, but he knows not to make  any sudden movements. So he waits && he  listens, until he assumes it’s safe enough for  him to bolt the Hell out of there and toward the control tower.

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I wanna plot with other Owens, especially since it’d be interesting

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❝ I don’t think so. ❞ Natasha started, staying exactly where she was and crossing her arms over her chest. 

❝ I followed you out here, and I’ve never been here before. So, either you tour me around this place, or I tour myself. ❞

And with that, she too walked over to a grass patch and wiped her shoes off to follow after. There was no way that she was about to miss seeing dinosaurs up close and personal.

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❝ First off, no. Like Hell are you touring yourself. Secondly, there’s     something called a Park Directory. Ever heard of it? Let me     tell you where you can find it. Back at the Park's courtyard, where      you should be. Thirdly, don’t follow me. ❞

Owen may have reconsidered if she had been nicer.  Especially since he was informing her that she was standing on dinosaur shit. Jeez, people are just so ungrateful. 

❝ Seriously though, why are you following me? ❞

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( Indominus )

Shit. Shit. Shit.

Damn Guard having opened the gate. Owen hadn’t suspected that this creature would be so highly intelligent, she’d manage to devise up a plan of escape. Whatever those scientists  cooked up-- this was a huge mistake. Now he was subject to becoming food stuck in her teeth if he didn’t think of something quick. Laying underneath a truck wasn’t going to help much either, so taking his knife && cutting the filler tube, he rubbed himself down with gasoline && laid as still as possible; each breath he took shallow && silent.