Ace Boyo

I’m frightened

[raptures-littlemoth]

I’d say things couldn’t possibly get worse but that’s not a risk I’m willing to take

[raptures-littlemoth]

Update: They got worse

[raptures-littlemoth]

I’d say things couldn’t possibly get worse but that’s not a risk I’m willing to take

[raptures-littlemoth]

Ah. Can the indescribable horror wait til I’ve had my coffee?

[raptures-littlemoth]

I don’t mean to be the mental equivalent of elevator music, it just comes naturally

[raptures-littlemoth]

I was just told that the proper reaction to being jumped by thugs with their faces melting off is not actually “ope,”

[raptures-littlemoth]

You know Rapture wouldn’t be so bad if not for the crazy drug addicts and unrestrained capitalism

[rapturescloset]

Feeling emo..... Wheres my son I want some family madness to get my mind off it

[raptures-littlemoth]

I have

Socialism

[raptures-littlemoth]

Despite everyone’s best efforts, popular belief, and my wishes, I am alive

[frank-fortnite]

DAG NABBIT

[raptures-littlemoth]

Try again Frankie

No really

[raptures-littlemoth]

Who in this city thought, “I’m gonna make a science cocktail to fill my fragile mortal human body with bees,” who approved that, and who thought, “That’s a great idea, I’ll pay you to fill my fragil mortal human body with bees”?

[raptures-littlemoth]

In retrospect I am the one who thought, “That’s a great idea, I’ll fill my fragile mortal human body with bees”

[picasso-of-surgery]

Somebody keeps stealing my fucking blood. I’m not naming any names but I think it’s the Saturnine cult.

[picasso-of-surgery]

I’ve never wanted to fight anyone in my life but if they don’t stop I will start swinging.

[raptures-littlemoth]

They need to replace theirs, Steinman

[raptures-littlemoth]

Just once I’d like to talk things out over a nice corn cake instead of with a wrench

[raptures-littlemoth]

oh god I dissociated for six months and forgot I was alive

[raptures-littlemoth]

Despite everyone’s best efforts, popular belief, and my wishes, I am alive

[raptures-littlemoth]

Hey Atlas seems like a nice guy, not only is he helping me but he also has a cool accent

[raptures-littlemoth]

WHAT THE HELL

[frank-fortnite]

I just want whoever vandalized my office to know that the wrath of Frank Fontaine will soon be upon them. ‘N also that they’re a bitch.

[presto-plunge-oh]

Oh no, your office was vandalized? What a disaster. How terrible for you.

Maybe you shouldn’t have been such an asshole and people wouldn’t feel the need to retaliate.

On a different subject, that teleport plasmid was genius. It’s very much appreciated.

[frank-fortnite]

I’m not an asshole, you’re just a freaky bastard. Bet it was you who did it, Cohen. You or Steinman.

You’re welcome for the plasmid. It really was a genius idea on my part.

[picasso-of-surgery]

Why are you putting the blame on me? I had not done such an act. If Cohen did, however, good on him. Someone had to do it.

[presto-plunge-oh]

Since you and I are a couple now, I suppose I’ll let you in on a secret: It was me.

[frank-fortnite]

ITS NOT A SECRET IF YOU POST IT PUBLICLY

[presto-plunge-oh]

I know.

I did it for the drama, Frank

[frank-fortnite]

why the fuck did you call me a whore you fucking hypocrite

[picasso-of-surgery]

Don’t talk to Cohen like that, what has he ever done to you besides make your office look relatively better than it was before?

[frank-fortnite]

Fuck you. Fuck both of you. I’m not sure whose blood this is, but it sure as hell isn’t making my office look any better. I’m going to eviscerate you the next time I see you.

[presto-plunge-oh]

I don’t know whose blood it is either, but I know the donor would be proud to see their fluids turned into such beautiful art. And as for the evisceration, good luck.

[picasso-of-surgery]

Not unless I eviscerate you first, Fontaine. I know my way around the scalpel. You know this.

[frank-fortnite]

Also, Ryan’s kid is an ugly lil’ bastard. Got a dopey lil’ face.

[raptures-littlemoth]

Are you sad because you went bald

[frank-fortnite]

HEY. I didn’t go bald, kid, I shave my head. I got beautiful natural black hair, but the ladies like me better bald, so I keep it that way. You sad ‘cause you got a tiny potato face?

[raptures-littlemoth]

Sure you can grow hair, I tooootally believe you

I’m more sad about being trapped in a dumb fish bowl with you guys

[frank-fortnite]

Yeah, well, I ain’t sad ‘bout nothin’, ‘cause i’m rich, attractive ‘n badass. All things you aren’t. You must be real sad with looks like that…

[raptures-littlemoth]

Of course I’m sad, I can’t find a wig for you and it’s tragic

[frank-fortnite]

Fuck you. I don’t need a wig. You need to visit Steinman to get that dopey ass face fixed, kid.

[picasso-of-surgery]

Oh hell no. I can’t fix that. It’s beyond fixable.

[raptures-littlemoth]

Hey Steinman

Maybe remember that next time the power goes out

[presto-plunge-oh]

Stop being so cruel to Jack.

He just has a face for radio.

[raptures-littlemoth]

...hey

[frank-fortnite]

Also, Ryan’s kid is an ugly lil’ bastard. Got a dopey lil’ face.

[raptures-littlemoth]

Are you sad because you went bald

[frank-fortnite]

HEY. I didn’t go bald, kid, I shave my head. I got beautiful natural black hair, but the ladies like me better bald, so I keep it that way. You sad ‘cause you got a tiny potato face?

[raptures-littlemoth]

Sure you can grow hair, I tooootally believe you

I’m more sad about being trapped in a dumb fish bowl with you guys

[frank-fortnite]

Yeah, well, I ain’t sad ‘bout nothin’, ‘cause i’m rich, attractive ‘n badass. All things you aren’t. You must be real sad with looks like that…

[raptures-littlemoth]

Of course I’m sad, I can’t find a wig for you and it’s tragic

[frank-fortnite]

Fuck you. I don’t need a wig. You need to visit Steinman to get that dopey ass face fixed, kid.

[picasso-of-surgery]

Oh hell no. I can’t fix that. It’s beyond fixable.

[raptures-littlemoth]

Hey Steinman

Maybe remember that next time the power goes out