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Érica | Slytherin | Rp blog Main blog: @marialevvis

[mymischiefisnevermanaged]

Are You Better Than a Death Eater?

Ted walks in promptly and cheerfully…

((OOC: Based on John Mulaney’s Radio City Netflix Special! Tonks by the wonderful @whatsupitswendy! Thank you so much for doing this with me Wendy!))

[somepensandquills]

In december i began making a drawing project to draw my online friends (and a lot of others talented people from this community) i finally finished this project, because my is being crazy this days, is not my best drawings, i have to say that. A lot of them are very bad (im sorry if your drawing doesn’t resemble you at all)

People that i draw: First page: @sleepy-loopin @siriusly-sly @the-moon-and-stars-my-love @magicalxme @cb7182 @askatruegryffindor @oh-dont-worry-honey @justyncase

Second page: @egdramaqueen @theelderswear @asktheslytherpuff @asktheboywholoved @askthehufflepuff @askthatwolfboy @madamemoony @asksiriuslycharming @geethanksinternet @lupinaesthetic 

Third page: @idg-a-hufflefk @the-wandering-moose @actuallyginnyweasley @ask-themaraudersmap @lilyflowerevans @the-most-marvellous-youth @padfootdarling @acuriousravenpuff @al-ways-trouble @ask-scorpius-hyperion-malfoy

Fourth page: @askthehotblondeone @asklilyluna @askpadfootsiriusblack @i-am-a-were-remus @gee-wizard @asktheauror @queer–pansy @askthegirlwholoved @pickacharacteranycharacter @curly-haired-wizard

[queer--pansy]

(( OOC: Let’s talk about how i haven’t been on as a character since August... Because I don’t know how to deal with it. ))

[queer--pansy]

✨💛 This is the Amazing Person Award! Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and outside 💛✨

(( OOC: It really feels nice to know people still remember me with the lack of time I’ve been spending on this website 😂. So, thank you Malu 💕 You’re definitely an amazing person as well. ))

[queer--pansy]

(( OOC: Honestly, all i can see is Remus in a reality show talking on the confession cam. ))

@asktheboywholived

[asktheboywholived]

(( OOC: I’m not seeing Remus here… all I’m seeing is James-Fucking-Potter. )) 

[queer--pansy]

(( OOC: Honestly, all i can see is Remus in a reality show talking on the confession cam. ))

@asktheboywholived

[sirussly]

Like Mother, Like Daughter

The Tonks Family Home.

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[caroluna]

Sweet Charity Masterpost

With the arrival of Hogwarts’ new Ancient Runes Professor, Bathsheba Babbling, old secrets will be revealed…

New love will be found…

And war will leave its mark…

Part 1: Introductions 

Part 2 : Homecoming

Part 3: Lovesongs

Part 4: Odd Couple 

Part 5: Bum and Parsley 

Part 6: Heartbreak 

Part 7: Battle

Part 8: War 

Bonus: I Love You, I Love You, Goodnight

Thank you to @askthehufflepuff for playing Dougel McGregor and @queer–pansy for playing Severus Snape!

[caroluna]

Sweet Charity Masterpost

With the arrival of Hogwarts’ new Ancient Runes Professor, Bathsheba Babbling, old secrets will be revealed…

New love will be found…

And war will leave its mark…

Part 1

Part 2 

Part 3

[caroluna]

Sweet Charity, Part 4: Odd Couple

Charity: Oh! Severus! I didn’t see you there…

Charity: I had a very happy Christmas, Severus, and I hope you did too!

Severus: Both Potter and Longbottom did exceptionally poorly, I was happy to give them both the grades they deserve.

Charity: I wish you wouldn’t call her that!

Charity: It’s not what you said, it’s how you said it. Neither she nor I have anything to be ashamed of!

Snape: Tell your Muggle Lover that if she’d rather not be known as a Mudblood to those who use such words–

Thank you to @queer–pansy for playing Severus Snape!

[sirussly]

The Price of War - Part 1

The night is brisk and silent. Sirius sits outside the Order headquarters, alone and deep in thought.

He doesn’t look up as someone approaches.

Marlene: But you are a dickhead the vast majority of the time.

Marlene: You’re sat here gazing at the stars like a prat, as if some old git is going to appear and begin narrating your troubled life.

Marlene: “…plagued by the troubles of war and shitty facial hair…”

Sirius: Go find your girlfriend and annoy her instead.

Marlene: She’s at James’s with everyone else, including your boyfriend.

Marlene: Huh. I thought it was a bit tense between you two.

Sirius: …No one should have known we were there. And yet they knew, they were tipped off – fucking hell, Frank’s only just got out of St Mungos.

Marlene: Although who can be sure, I have been known to have homicidal tendencies.

Marlene: No of course I don’t, you donkey. James is your brother, isn’t he?

Marlene: That’s why you haven’t been speaking to each other?

Sirius: He disappears for days at a time, comes back half-dead, and refuses to tell me where he’s been. He can barely look me in the eye anymore.

Marlene: Listen. If there really is a spy in the Order, they can’t hide for long.

Marlene: Because, if there’s no hope for the mighty Marauders… then we really are fucked.

Marlene: Are you coming or not?

To be continued…

Marlene played by @askwhathasthiscometo

[asklilyluna]

Seeing Double

Umbridge: Do you know why you’re both here?

Umbridge: You have violated Educational Decree Number Thirty-One. Boys and girls are not permitted within eight inches of each other.

Umbridge: You will both serve detention for one month. In separate rooms, of course.

Umbridge: Now you must understand that this is for your own good. Children of your age should not be forming serious relationships.

Umbridge: But to violate the decree the morning after it was-

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[itsjaxterbitch-bye-blog-deactiv]

things about cuddling that fanfictions often fail to mention:

“move my arm is falling asleep”

“i can’t breathe”

“just jam your knee right up my crotch. this is fine”

“omg get up you’re taking up the whole bed”

“did you just fart” “yes” “it’s okay. release your demons”

“did you just fart” “yes” “okay.” *ten seconds later* “AUGH”

“you’ve got bad breath” “omg do i really” “yes” “i’m so sorry” “it’s okay”

*hand is accidentally on a boob/nipple/genital* “omg don’t move”/”omg i’m so sorry”

*can hear the other’s tummy gurgle*

“i’m hungry” “i’m not moving”

“i have to pee” “nooooooo”

*right as one person is about to fall asleep, one of their body parts jerk and it scares the poop out of the other person*

*hours later when they’ve both fallen asleep and are no longer cuddling, one person stretches and softly punches the other in the face*

bonus:

“do you remember when you used to think you were straight”

“do you remember when we thought we were just friends”

[destielbitchesenjoy]

Ha

[fairycosmos]

i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule 

[amarrieus-deactivated20181128]

siri black.

bonus:

( ooc : siri black in all black is officially here and i tried my darned hardest. if you want to ask questions, go right the heck ahead. i will be on for a bit cause i lowkey feel hot. inspo from my love @masksofmickey also if you’re a nsfw blog, don’t interact thx. )

[queer--pansy]

petra: *lays across the floor dramatically* wHERE IS MY WAND

[queer--pansy]

(( OOC: Fem!Remus is online! I’ve done a fem!Remus before but I wasn’t quite happy with it, still not sure if I like this one either but we’ll see. ))