Rap Wizdom

I've been listening to random rap a lot recently and found that they are filled with wise, life wisdom. Thought I'd share! Disclaimer: Take advice from rap songs/people who use Z instead of S at your own risk Check out my other tumblrs: DonutOnMyMind.tumblr.com and TopHatOnMyMind.tumblr.com

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Rack City - Tyga

If you don't have an ass, you should be ashamed and hide your backside, perhaps by using a poncho or a jacket or just never leave your house.

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Beware - Big Sean (ft. Lil Wayne & Jhene Aiko) If a girl says she hates you, it's code for she loves you. Always. No exceptions.

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Pyramids - Frank Ocean If you're bald, your girl will leave you for someone with hair because he has hair. Not because you're a jackass.

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Lark On My Go-Kart - Asher Roth Eat, drink (preferably from a juice box), and bounce, it's not rude. Also, Cheetos are the best, so if you're running out of things to say, just mention how awesome they are.

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Selena - Das Racist Don't worry about getting a job that is fulfilling. Only two things matter -  1) No effort 2) Decent Pay

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The Monster - Eminem (ft Rihanna) If you're white, you can get away with anything, including yodeling.  So artistic! (Love Eminem <3)

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Trashwang - Tyler, The Creator If you want to ball like a rapper, you need a ferris wheel. THAT is gangsta party.

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Tom Ford - Jay-Z

If you want to sell something or get someone to do something, just walk around repeating it a billion times. Success guaranteed*. 

*not really

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Mercy - Kanye West (ft Big Sean, Pusha T & 2 Chainz)

Don't waste money on paying rent! Just move into the lobby, or anywhere else you want to!

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All Me - Drake (ft 2 Chainz & Big Sean) Don't feel bad if you're not good in biology, some people are just a little slow and that's okay.

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Faded - Tyga (ft Lil Wayne)

Don't smell people's fingers. Also, always carry disinfectant with you.

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Otis - Kanye West (ft Jay-Z & Otis Redding) Your elementary teachers did not lie. Cursive is useful! Use it to effectively hide your ignorance and look sophisticated!

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Lotus Flower Bomb - Wale (ft Miguel) If a guy doesn't bother to remember your name, it's a compliment! It means you're pretty and he just wants to posses you. Congrats!

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All Me - Drake (ft 2 Chainz & Big Sean) If you have a boner, inform the metal detector operator and demand they do a pat-down instead to avoid the alarm going off.

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Rainbow in the Dark - Das Racist Your reputation is important, your credit score is not.

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Headbandz - B.o.B If you want to have a threesome, just find 2 people having sex and join in! Simple as that!

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The Language - Drake

Having aspirations is important. Find someone who has the same life goals as you.