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gaygraviturgist

me: oh cool i got a new follower, i hope it isnt a porn bot

salinamarcil805:

sweetsweetemo

fat people should be allowed to kill over backhanded compliments. you agree

sweetsweetemo

you must agree harder

#that one ‘friend’ that compared my thighs to hers and said that my thighs were thick with 3 c’s and hers were thick with one c 😍#30 yr old woman btw that was trying to fish for compliments while giving me a backhanded one :)#she also hates ppl commenting on her appearance but makes fun of fat coworkers during potlucks 🙃#I regret not making smart comments after her constant attempts to humble me via passive aggressive comments #but there’s always next time :)

elliespectacular

driver's ed is trying to be more hip and relatable to the youth so they started adorning those horrifying photos of mutilated corpses in car wreckage with image macro text saying things like "BRO THOUGHT HE HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY 😆💀😭"

momoboyds

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

asiriyep

Boceto rojo porque si.

#this looks so good omfg

worgens

tpwrtrmnky

I'm so fascinated by people who seem to believe that analyzing media is somehow taking the joy out of it. Like. Do you not enjoy thinking? Does taking stuff apart and figuring out how it works not give you a hit of dopamine? And you get mad when you see people having fun in this way? What a sad, miserable way to engage with the world.

#literally the wuthering heights discourse #‘let the girls have their fun with the slop made for us girlies’#ok well let me have fun calling out the slop for what it is

deceasedcardinal

blupeeblep

Like to charge, reblog to cast

rasennoodle

Having Sakura be your fav character is so fun when you ignore how badly she’s written and when a whiny ass pick me/incel isn’t bitching about how much they hate her in your ear

rasennoodle

the sasuke glazing chuds are calling me a pedo for liking an overhated character, chat.

#naruto stuff #anything but admit that the hate and writing of the most prominent female character in the series stems from misogyny #it’s ok to glaze morally corrupt male characters with genocide on their mind but god forbid I give a badly written female character grace #Naruto fans started the trend of not reading before jjk fans #also sasuke is also terribly written and a fraud so cry more about it #my ramblings

jaaneymann

so almost all of the wuthering heights reviews are like this

confield

whole american economy rn is like, ai, gambling, and ozempic

#I love how the superbowl ads this year represented exactly this #tbf superbowl ads have been the literal embodiment of how consumerism and corporate dominance influences the average joe

officialfoxsquadron

NEVER STOP HATING!!!!!!!

redstonedust

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

redstonedust

i love the USA: weird vibes. dont trust that.

i love muskegon michigan: you are experiencing a kind of personal joy that i can and will not take from you

zaricats

i do think that if you are a professional film critic and are reviewing the new wuthering heights, you have an obligation to acknowledge emerald fennell's decision to cast heathcliff as a white man. like it is that serious to me.

#I think it’s safe to say that emerald fennell is a racist and classist #I mean her being a trust fund baby and using the generational wealth she inherited is why she gets to make such shitty movies #kinda like Nicola peltz using the blood money her father generated for her to make a shitty film where she gets to larp as a poor person

segamascott

so she's like fully undocumented and just trying to save her own ass right

segamascott

intactics

oh my god....

#can’t wait for her meltdown when it turns out that gold card citizenship is invalid #she also hates newsom bc her house here in CA got swatted and thinks newsom can prevent it #all this bc she flopped so bad she’s in debt and she mainly flopped bc of her obsession with beating Cardi B #this is why it’s so important to mind your business and accept the new scene isn’t for you bc then you’ll flop so hard you have to resort-#-to associating with sex offenders and grifting to be even closer to the most powerful sex offender in the country

gayvampyr

“no one is asking for open borders” i am actually

tomhoppusdelonge

“you can’t hate ICE agents for wanting a fat paycheck” ah yes. people who are willing to disregard all morals for cash. congratulations you played right into their hands you uneducated piece of shit

tomhoppusdelonge

you couldn’t pay me an amount even feasible to do this evil shit. you are lower than dirt

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