I'm having a fun time

Mainly ofmd and memes 👍 Read my stuff on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Scallop/works

[urie]

real nuance perverts when it depends

[angelnumber27]

[honeysider]

[esynk]

[pointnclick]

if walter white was the scientist from honey i shrunk the kids he would be like “i did not shrink our children skyler. i did not. walter junior was always this size, we named him that because he is so small”

[tongue-twists]

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

[transgenderer]

Obviously the boyfriends of bisexual women should make out with each other at pride. Is everyone except me a moron?

[keys-to-the-casket-deactivated2]

Bob Ross: what the heck, let's get crazy. Let's add another cloud right here

Me: fuck em up Bobby

[raskolnikov-did-nothing-wrong]

Not a question but I'm literally soooooo happy you updated your fic. It's really good!

Thank you so much!! I’ve been working on it a lot but so totally out of order that I just now finished editing chapter 2 lol. I’m excited for you all to see what’s coming!

[valtsv]

parents love giving you job hunting advice that's like Have you tried destroying and betraying yourself for nothing

[nude-tayne]

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

Boris won’t stop annoying me for dinner even though dinner is in 40 minutes so I’m trying to teach Boris when to expect dinner using base-bean

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

sulking

[lovesicklobotomy]

[metal-autistic-coven]

Happy pride month to him

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[danielkanhai]

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

[oneheadtoanother]

[questionablyfictional]

[ID: a text exchange:

1: I can't hang out tonight...

I foresaw a dire omen

2: okay man /End ID.]

[bunniope]

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

That enough Tumblr for today

[bunniope]

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

[thealogie]

I’m still thinking about this all time incredible post of his two days later. Like sorry I forgot it always works out in the end. I’ll just sit back and relax now!

[assaultmystic-archive]

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at