The Sneaky Trickster

Gimme your grain.

[rat-in-the-grain]

do you have a favorite grain or just all grains

All grain is created equal in my beady little eyes

[rodent-detector]

[rat-in-the-grain]

I imagine it would be nice to be in a room like this

Of course Grain is probably better but still

It’s more colorful than Grain that’s for sure

[rodent-detector]

Here you can try it out.

[rat-in-the-grain]

Oooo this is nice

I gotta invite you to the Grain sometime it’s lots of fun

[secret-menace]

I have a suggestion

[rat-in-the-grain]

YOU ARE A GENIUS

[rodent-detector]

[rat-in-the-grain]

I imagine it would be nice to be in a room like this

Of course Grain is probably better but still

It’s more colorful than Grain that’s for sure

[rodent-detector]

Here you can try it out.

[rat-in-the-grain]

Oooo this is nice

I gotta invite you to the Grain sometime it’s lots of fun

[rodent-detector]

[rat-in-the-grain]

I imagine it would be nice to be in a room like this

Of course Grain is probably better but still

It’s more colorful than Grain that’s for sure

[rat-in-the-grain]

your my friend now. We’re friends so deal with it

Ok :) yay :)

[rat-in-the-grain]

What do you think of the other rats in the train?

They are my friends :)

[rat-in-the-grain]

How does one sashay in the grain

To be honest I’m not 100% sure how but I AM confident in my ability to do so. It’s more vibes based than anything, move with confidence and nobody will tell you otherwise

[rat-in-the-grain]

hhhelp me

Have you tried eating a Tastycake?

That’s all I usually get from your restaurants

Joking aside I saw your other ask and I’m glad you’re doing better

[jerseymikesofficial]

wait wh. what was my other ask i don’t remember

[rat-in-the-grain]

Just updating that you were ok

[jerseymikesofficial]

oh ok lol 😂 here have some grain 🫴🌾

[rat-in-the-grain]

Yay yay yay yay

[rat-in-the-grain]

hhhelp me

Have you tried eating a Tastycake?

That’s all I usually get from your restaurants

Joking aside I saw your other ask and I’m glad you’re doing better

[jerseymikesofficial]

wait wh. what was my other ask i don’t remember

[rat-in-the-grain]

Just updating that you were ok

[rat-in-the-grain]

Thank you for bringing me so much joy. Here's some extra grain

+10 grain (rice)

Thank you for enjoying my mischief, I will enjoy your grain to the fullest!

I’m going to meet the Shrimp who fries rice today so I’ll bring it and ask for a bowl :)

[rat-in-the-grain]

i am an bird little an friendly am i welcome to join in the grain 🐤

Of course who am I to deny someone’s Grain Enrichment

(I do not own the grain)

[rat-in-the-grain]

Why do you scuttle in grain

I do more than just scuttle. I can also:

Scurry

Sashay

Flaunt

Peruse

Stroll

Scamper

and even, on occasion,

Sneef

As for why grain… why not? I like grain :)

[rat-in-the-grain]

I love you, rat in the grain. Here is some grain for you to scuttle in

🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾

I love you too, join me in partaking in some Scuttling

[rat-in-the-grain]

i have no grain, and i lack a brain, it is a pain, it makes me insane, since im out of rhymes that make sense i'll end it abrubtlyain

Beautiful

I weep

You have such a way(ain) with words

[rat-in-the-grain]

i hope u are having a graint (grain + great) day! :3

:D writing this down (on grain) to use FOREVER

[rat-in-the-grain]

Rat goes to veterinarian.

Says “Vet, I am depressed. There is no scurry in my step, nor any wiggle in my tail. Can you please help me?”

Vet says “Oh, this is unfortunate but not to worry. The solution is simple. Big pile of grain is in town, running through this will surely lift your spirits!”

“But doctor….”

It’s true: long ago, even with the bounty of grain, I was unhappy. Unsatisfied with my life. With myself.

There’s no one trick to cure the pain if the soul, no single solution to such a complex problem.

What helped me was to take my passion for grain and turn it inwards: I was not simply frolicking for enjoyment, I too was being enjoyed. In that way, I began to approve of myself and untangle the knots of expectation that surrounded me.

[rat-in-the-grain]

hhhelp me

Have you tried eating a Tastycake?

That’s all I usually get from your restaurants

Joking aside I saw your other ask and I’m glad you’re doing better