[poluslus]

respec your shart (x)

[farmlesbians]

dating apps make me genuinely miserable and the one person i want to date i can’t. now what

[hjartasalt]

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

[hjartasalt]

Chat where did I go wrong

[nuka-rockit]

the reviews are in

[chucktaylorupset]

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

[lionfloss]

The Swiss Valais Blacknose have been rubbing themselves against the red feeder while eating and it managed to dye their wool pink.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[niyarest]

happy june

[actuallyapathy]

anyone else like knives but like. not in an edgy way. like i’m not trying to b threatening or anything i just like the unique designs of them and the cool smithing work that’s gone into them. idk.

[actuallyapathy]

[buginabog]

I understand your point and I support that but why in the name of all that’s holy would you edit a realistic hand onto Marge Simpson

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[anarcho-gamerist]

[ohhesgay]

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[linn-vicious]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

[yaboiiskinnypenis000]

*shares smthn abt myself* *bitchy 8th grader voice in my head*: “you know that everyone here thinks you’re weird and disgusting right?”

[rodrickheffeley]

me creating alternate universes in my mind before going to sleep:

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

if you’re not ending your emails with “kill me! your slave and enemy,” then what are you doing with your life

[meliohy]

Don’t hide that in the tags @thevastness

[fix-ur-heart]

unmute because the song's actually a bop

[rivvvvvvvvvvvvv-deactivated2020]

me: so its called jojos bizarre adventure and it has a lot of recurring themes of overbearing mothers and absent fathers and blatant homosexuality

Sigmund Freud: you guys went to the moon??

me: so i was wondering if you could give it a watch with me and share your ideas about what this means about the author

Sigmund Freud: the moon in the fucking sky??