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Me: I'm gonna stop being obsessed with Dan and Phil for a bit and try to get a real life, maybe go outside, start exercising, get off this hellsite

Dan: basically I'm gay

Me:

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styleslouis

a message for my younger self.

“ this experience coming from a childhood hearing the word gay meaninglessly thrown around as an insult at home and school, in music, on TV, to then realizing I am actually kinda gay, to then very specifically being attacked for it was traumatic. The world was clearly telling me if I ever wanted to be accepted by anyone or, in my particular environment, survive, I couldn’t be gay. I was afraid of it, literally homophobic of myself. ”

ratandphilgames

I’m so glad some of you got over the whole “I don’t want another sims video” phase because honestly? It’s iconic and the most gay content we might ever get and I love my smol sim sons

ratandphilgames

Welp it isn't the most gay content we'd ever get

phanlesbian

four years of *incoherent noises and explosions*

#this is so liy #amazing #art #dan and phil #dan vs phil

heyyyyyy i really hope you're doing well! i just wanted you to know that oldc is an awesome story, and i don't want you to feel pressured to continue it (although i sure wouldn't argue if you did ;) <3) take all the time you need :))

Thank you so much love 💓 I don't know why all this love for oldc all of a sudden but I am basking in it ! It's nice to know that people read the few chapters I posted and care so much that they feel like messaging me and telling me, it really makes me so happy💙💛💜🧡❤️💚

#thank you loves #anon #ask #oldc #!!!#karols lifw #this made me smile :)

danielhowell

Are you aware of your lesbian cult following?

shoutout to all the incredible lesbians out there we love you keep doin ya thing

#thx dad #iconic lmao

Hi! sorry to bother you about it again, but are you continuing "our lives don't collide"? I really liked it and check back all the time but I don't mind if you've stopped it. I just want to know so I can maybe check out some of your other work instead of pining over oldc

it's not a bother, I love getting asks like this! unfortunately oldc is currently on a semi permanent hiatus and probably won't be continued anytime soon, I've kind of lost motivation for the time being. I'm really happy you liked it though! I have plans to finish it but when I have no clue. I think I only have one other fic on my ao3 so good luck with that lol. so yeah, you can stop checking in, but I really appreciate that you liked my writing enough to keep checking!! who knows, maybe this ask will inspire me to write it again ;)

moltenrat

this was the most fun we’ve ever had

@amazingphil @danielhowell

#amazing #art #!!#pinof #dan and phil #ive been so ded recently rip

ratandphilgames

Penis

ratandphilgames

Magical sex stick*

#lmao

Penis

I have an analysis of this image:

First of all where are Phil's feet?? Literally inside Daniels asshole?? We can see Dan's but Phil's are just ??? Nowhere ???

Now aside from that Philip is looking cute, he's got his pout on, undeniably looking at cute pics of corgs on his phone. 10/10 other than the fringe

Daniel, on the other hand, looks vaguely like a terrifying creature from a horror novel? Don't get me wrong he's a beautiful lad but the lighting is literally working against him in this pic.

I mean...

Why is his neck so stretched out??

Why is his arm literally not only long as hell but the color of a burnt chicken nugget while the rest of his body is a raw chicken color??

Idk man I give Dan a 4/10 and that's only bc his cute curls. I kinda feel cursed just looking at Dan in this pic, like I need to wash out my eyes and then go look at all the genuinely cute pics on his insta. This just wasn't it chief.

#dan and phil #phan #dnp #interactive introverts #ii #dip and pip #karols life #lol #daniel howell #amazingphil #pinof #danisnotonfire #totally just harmless roasting lol

YouTube rewind stole the "giving the people what they want" tagline and then didn't even have DnP, the kings of giving the people what they want, in the vid? Smh

#i know dnp probably just couldn't be there bc of the tour #but jfc when i heard lets give the people what they want i screeched lol #dan and phil #phan #dnp #dip and pip

pinof

the dannie mood

#alright true lol #gif #Louise #love that

flowerphil

Dan and Phil Hogwarts AU!

Phil would (finally) keep his plants alive with the help of magic and Dan would be a chaser in Slyhterin quidditch team!

@amazingphil @danielhowell

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Reblogs are appreciated! <3

#cute cute cute #dan and phil #art #hp #!!!#im a slut for hp aus #god now i wannaread some phanfic #link me some if u love me

Dan and Phil probably actually met in a super embarrassing way like in a sex shop or on a dating app so they lied and were like "omg Dan was a fan of my videos" bc I'm sorry but that's too cute and pure to be real. This isn't a fanfic boys, now tell us the truth.

#dan and phil #phan #lol #dnp #dip and pip #like that's too fairy tale to be real sorry i dont make the rules #dan just so happens to be the only person ever to get his celebrity crush to like him? i dont think so #fake news

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#read only if u wanna hear about my girl troubles #not dan and phil #karols life #so basically i have a huge major lesbian crush on my best friend #and im not out to hardly anyone (Im maybe bi maybe lesbian idk) and i dont plan on it anytime soon bc idk how my family will take it #anywayd im out to this one guy friend i have and hes like my relationship therapist and he keeps telling me to go for it and just tell her #but im afraid of 1 her not feeling the same way and fucking up our whole friend group #2 if it goes well i dont want to hide her like a dirty little secret from my parents or our friends but im definitely not ready to come out #and also i think she might be asexual? maybe demi? idk if she even knows anyways im definitely very into sexual and idk how that would work #in a relationship #ahhhhh #i just wanna kiss her and cuddle her and love the fuck outta her #and like obviously if shes not into sexual stuff i would never eve force her but idk if i can be in a relationship like serious serious #if that stuff isnt in it? any advice on this situation??#but also i like her so much #like so so much #i tried to pretend i didnt for awhile but i realized today i really fucking do #hence this breakdown #she gave me a note that said she cried about the thought of me not being in her life #how sweet is that???#shes so sweet #fuck i might love her guyssss what do i do???#wheres internet support group when u need it #so basically i told my guy friend who js also my relationship therapist if he could try and get info on whether she even remotely likes me #so we'll see #in the meantime ill just... be awkward probs #i think this is why im so obsessed with dnp #bc I'm like if Phan is real they can do it i can do it #ya know?#anyways someone give me advice please im sad and gay and idk what to do ahhhhhhh

writing a 'to all the boys I've loved before' phan au > writing my psychology essay

#its true #one is fun #the other makes me cry #phanfiction #my life #writing #to all the boys ive loved before #maybe might post it within the year ?#we'll see

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