Ratchetmess Rebooted

Tryna carry on a legacy here. I like to eat bread. My hobbies include crying and carefully trying to remove stickers so they don't do the thing.

[ratchetmessrebooted]

I support thicc girls

[washingtonhound]

I am a responsible dog owner and I only teach Echo practical tricks

[shaquayla-booty]

Kid: “Mom!!”

Mom: *Runs in kid’s room* “What is it sweetie??”

Kid: “There’s a monster at the end of my bed!”

Mom: “Nonsense monsters aren’t real :)”

Kid: *Points at the end of the bed terrified and trembling* “LOOK!”

Mom: “CHRIST ON A CROSS!!”

[ratchetmessrebooted]

Lmao!!

[shaquayla-booty]

These hips don’t lie, but my résumé does

[newtgeiszler]

LEAKED: scarlet johansson’s next big role

[cirie-won-thirty-four]

[chrisremson]

When the edible kicks in on time! 😎🍪

[sexwitsockson]

this is dead me

[imembroiderline]

voldemort is quaking

[lindsaychrist]

the rugrats episode that made me develop trust issues

[ruinedchildhood]

this shit was intense 

[ratchetmessrebooted]

"Here's a piece of cheese" 😂

[ratchetmessrebooted]

It's always the ugly motherfuckers trynna tell someone else how ugly they are. Can't tell someone they ugly if you look like Shrek's mini me

[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

also it’s about 10 cute niggas and 50 billion pretty girls on here

[6killshit]

I’m in the top 10 😂😭

[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

[bootyunit]

[juelzsantanabandana]

When she say “I’m too thicc to handle”

[blkgrlmajic-deactivated20190402]

😂😂😂😂😂

[ratchetmessrebooted]

I just want to put my face in some tiddies

[nofaddano-deactivated20150903]

[ratchetmessrebooted]

HE RAN lmaooo!!

[deep-wayne-of-the-beach-deactiv]

Here she comes

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

nice

[trashpawz]

[ratchetmessrebooted]

Jesus Christ that room.....

[notolgi-deactivated20150427]

You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

[stayingwoke]

Today in, “You Fucked with the wrong judge” News.

Judge removes 2 people, calls them clowns during local woman’s sentencing for deadly DUI crash.

That “Try It” was everything.

[nope]

“Not in courtroom 502.” I was shook honestly

[gunzonyatmblr]

TRYYYYYYYYYY IT

[homopower]

“Oh, my mouth? Thank you, your mouth got you 93 days.” #whatsgood ☕ 🐸 ☕ 🐸

[psychedelicfelon]

Black judges are life😁😁

[kristiniayang]

@notordinarymadness sooo you!!