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[ratdad29]

Young Usagi just brought to my attention that I should make an introductory post, so hello! I am Hamato Yoshi, father to the Turtles, April O Neil, Cassandra Jones, and also all of you. That is correct, I have adopted all of you.

[blueboi30]

//henlo friends we are planning on mayhaps rebooting the blogs ? doing a neat lil thing where we like. shove the cahracters into a new universe and reset their memories back to where they originally were? (just throwing around ideas right now)

mmostly because. its gotten very stale, as you've probably noticed, and itd be fun to remix things,,

I dunno tell us what your thoughts are love you byeeee

[alexcaninnit]

Reblog if your blog will be hosting Inbox Trick Or Treat on Halloween!!

I know i will :]

[ratdad29]

Baby Raph was a spicy Meatball lol

Very spicey. Angry.

[starrynightyokai]

Raph?? Angy??

[ratdad29]

Incredibly.

[ratdad29]

Baby Raph was a spicy Meatball lol

Very spicey. Angry.

[ratdad29]

Why parent if you cant call your babies fat little Meatballs (affectionate)

TRUE!

[ratdad29]

hi, mod here!

Never speak this way to me again. [Photo below cut, warning for SA threats. he also got the blog wrong like an idiot so. pretty sure he was trying to talk to mikey, which is Equally uncool.]

[ratdad29]

Update DO NOT SEND ANY HATE TO MINUS GANG. This was an Anon who has been impersonating him and a friend of his for A WHILE. Telling people horrible things.

[ratdad29]

What made you realize kid donnie needed glasses?

He kept squinting and running into things a lot. So eventually I managed to save enough money to get him some bifocals.

[ratdad29]

Wait don't you have a tiger bf? Who's entirely orange? So you'd look good in-

SHUT.

[ratdad29]

Tho tbh you'd look better in blue and orange

🐭

Aww, thank you!!

[ratdad29]

hi, mod here!

Never speak this way to me again. [Photo below cut, warning for SA threats. he also got the blog wrong like an idiot so. pretty sure he was trying to talk to mikey, which is Equally uncool.]

[ratdad29]

Slayed your children more like

🐭

HA-

[ratdad29]

Why.

https://www.tumblr.com/sirwolficus/184792197899/this-is-the-worst-thing-i-have-ever-drawn?source=share

🐭

I THINK I SLAYED.

[ratdad29]

Make ur pfp dolphin man

I don’t think i will.

[bigbro-red]

Leo said you ate him??

Different instance.

You know there used to be five of us.

[fishes-inthe-c]

@ratdad29 confirm??

[ratdad29]

Raphael Red Jordan Hamato Stop Telling Lies On the Internet.

[lulu-nightbon]

alright, i... didn't want to do this. i didn't want to have to do this. especially with all the hate ive been getting in my inbox recently. but i don't have a choice.

hi. im lulu. im a 21-year-old autistic immunocompromised queer person. i currently live with my mother (senior) and my little sister (10 years old). i need your help to get out.

(context and avenues to help below the cut)

as some of you may know, my stepfather died on august sixth from a heart attack. we lived in his parents basement, as it was all we could afford, and we depended on his income. he had a stable job, and mom decided to become a housewife and sell some things from the buisness they created together. when he died, the buisness was dissolved, as it was an llc partnership. his parents are extremely controlling, and as such, he was only able to finally start building up credit when mom came along, and we were almost at the point where he could qualify for a home loan so we could get out and get away from his parents.

that's gone now.

mom cannot qualify for a home loan because of her student loan payments and the credit card payments. we do not have the money to pay these off, and mom is trying desperately to get a job. we need the money to get out, as my stepfather's parents have been trying to get my sister away from my mom and shove both her and i out of the family for years. things are only getting worse now as we have reason to believe they are spying on our conversations and even going so far as tracking us (for example, they found a spare key to the car and went and took it and "cleaned it out" without mom's knowledge or permission, as it's her car now). they have been trying to circumvent mom and go behind her back during the entire process with the funeral home, coroner's office, all the legal documentation, and they are extremely infuriated that they cannot decide anything or push mom out because they are not the next of kin and have been trying to circumvent this. we have reason to believe that they're going to attempt to sell the cars that are still in my stepfather's name to collect on the money and never give us a dime, like they had with almost all of the money my little sister received as part of the college fund we set up at my stepfather's funeral as well as any money that my little sister had won in the past. we will never see a dime of it, and it's extremely upsetting that they are doing this. they have been running scams for years, and they have been nothing but hellish towards my mother, claiming she's withholding information from them when she has offered more than they've asked for and they have done nothing but take my little sister out and about without ever telling mom anything (for example- they screamed that mom was withholding information when she said she didn't copy the tox report for them because it was empty and claimed they needed to know his cholesterol levels [which doesn't even show up on a tox report- they didn't run his blood, either, and they didn't check his cholesterol levels anyway because they know that's what killed him, they could see it] and would not provide reasoning why [it does not affect them anyway just by nature of it being cholesterol], while on sunday they took my little sister out the whole day and failed to communicate with my mother that she would be with them and would be home after dinner).

they have been screaming at mom for collecting social security as though she was stealing their money and demanded that she doesn't get a job, and we have more than enough reason to believe that they are trying to get her to default on the bills so they finally have legal grounds to take my little sister and kick us out, leaving us with nowhere to go and no options. they have even gone as far as to threaten to take my sister away using force in the past, and, as they have firearms, that is a terrifying threat. they are unhinged and extremely upset that they cannot control us and make us do what they want, how they want, when they want, and they are up in arms over it.

when we move out, all hell is going to break loose, but the longer we wait, the worse it's going to get.

my stepfather, being 37 when he died, did not like thinking about his own mortality, so he didn't have a life insurance policy, a 401K, a will, nothing. we have been left high and dry by his death, and that is pushing aside the grief. we do not have the money to pay off the bills, pay for a lawyer, pay to have the car re-keyed to keep them from stealing it again, or to even flat-out buy a house to circumvent needing a loan, and on top of it all we have to deal with stepfather's parents not allowing us to grieve and implying that mom is a tramp and a heartless bitch that will blow any money given to her when she is more financially responsible than them. we also have to worry about them stealing our things, especially with how much they complain about how messy the basement is when most of the things here are theirs (stepfather's parents are hoarders- more specifically, his father hoards cars, and his mother hoards everything else, going out and shopping frivolously almost every day).

we need help with money, and i hate to ask, especially with the requirement of revealing my legal name and in light of the harassment i have been receiving for over a month now, but we need to get out of here, and we need to get out of here soon. it's only going to get worse the longer we stay. we need money to help with the bills, my mom's student loans, getting a lawyer, and getting a place to move into.

im posting this because im the only one my stepfather's parents won't find on any platform that i choose to use. my current goal is $9,000 USD, if only just to get enough money to get a cheap plot of land to move into, or one of the really cheap houses out here. this won't cover the loans or bills in addition, or the cost of getting a lawyer or anything else we need, but it is enough to get us a cheap place to live. i know it's a lot of money, but we are in a dangerous situation and need the money to escape. if we were to pay for everything, the goal would be in the hundreds of thousands, and i feel horrible just asking for this much. if you can't donate, please reblog, even the visibility might help and please do not spread my legal name. please remember to put "payment" or something generic in the reasoning box if it's required so that i will actually receive the funds instead of having my account purged from the site. i didn't want to ask for this, but i have no other options. please help.

c*sh*pp: $lulunightbon

v*nm*: @Lulilial

Goal: $0/$9,000

[tmntseparatedaucompetition]

Lights of the City vs. Banana Split

Lights of the City

Banana Split

Voting ended onJul 6, 2023

Lights of the City - @cuuno

Banana Split - @alexcant578 / @banana-split-au

[alexcaninnit]

VOTE BANANA SPLIT!!!!!!!!!!! ILL POST A LIL MINIFIC INTRODUCING SOME NEW CHARACTERS IF THEY WIN!

[alexcaninnit]

TWO OF THE NEW CHARACTERS ARE LESBIAN POC MOMS WHO ARE MARRIED AND HAVE A CRUSH ON BIG MAMA. THE OTHER IS THEIR GAY ASS LIL KID WHO IS JUST NOW DISCOVERING BISEXUALITY.

ILL ALSO WRITE A MINI FIC ABOUT THE PARENTS TM (Draxum, Big Mama, and the Foot,) HAVING BRUNCH AND DISCUSSING THEIR COPARENTING STRATEGY WHILE THE KIDS GO ON A MINI ADVENTURE

AND IF WE MAKE IT THROUGH THE NEXT ROUND TOO ILL MAKE A COMIC ABOUT HOW RAPH MEETS HIS SIBLINGS

[alexcaninnit]

Ill draw draxum in a crop top and skirt.