CONNOR RATLIFF: Summer Olympics 2016 GOLD!

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TONIGHT AT UCB THEATRE CHELSEA

CONNOR RATLIFF’S 4TH & FINAL ANNUAL OLYMPIC WORKOUT

If you believe that Dreams Can Come True, come to the UCB Theater in Chelsea tonight at 7:00pm to see my 4th & FINAL annual public workout. 

This is the last time I will ever, ever do this.

If you haven’t attended one of these before, know this: I will be working out on the stage for 25 minutes, and that is the “show.” There will be some inspirational/archival footage playing on the monitors to accompany the workout, but otherwise that is it. If you come to the theater expecting to see sketches or improvised scenes, you will have to wait until after my workout is done and then pay to see some other show. My Olympic Workouts are designed to be inspirational.

Thanks to The Chris Gethard Show for allowing me to launch my Olympic campaign on MNN, and thanks in advance to NBC for broadcasting me winning at least one GOLD medal in Rio this summer.

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I will be making a Major Announcement tonight on The Chris Gethard Show.

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Crudely-painted prizes to be given away to 3 lucky audience members at tonight’s @Ratliff2016GOLD Olympic Workout @ucbtheatreny

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If you come to my Olympic Workout tomorrow night @ucbtheatreny you might win one of 3 limited edition prizes (still being painted as of this moment)

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Hey rattle-heads! I got Inspired to make Ratliff2016Gold fan-art.

Go for gold!

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ONE WEEK FROM TONIGHT: JANUARY 12TH

CONNOR RATLIFF’S 3RD ANNUAL OLYMPIC WORKOUT

WARNING: this video is INSPIRING.  The final 60 seconds are basically the Olympics Version of Richard Linklater’s acclaimed feature film, Boyhood.  It also features a number of Award-Winning and Very Popular television and film comedians supporting me in my bid to win at least one GOLD medal in the 2016 Summer Olympics.

If you believe that Dreams Can Come True, come to the UCB Theater in Chelsea on Monday the 12th at 7:00pm to see the 3rd of my 4 annual public workouts. If you haven't attended one of these before, know this: I will be working out on the stage for 25 minutes, and that is the "show." There will be some inspirational/archival footage playing on the monitors to accompany the workout, but otherwise that is it. If you come to the theater expecting to see sketches or improvised scenes, you will have to wait until after my workout is done and then pay to see some other show. My Olympic Workouts are designed to be inspirational.

Please share this promotional video with your friends and feel free to make GIFs or edit remixes in an effort to help me get into the Olympics. I can't do this on my own, and I need your help, because it takes a village to help one person win an Olympic GOLD medal.

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Inspirational footage from last year’s Olympic Workout @ucbtheatreny • My 3rd annual one is on Monday January 12th at 7pm if you like being inspired

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Okay, so this is a gift I just received. It was made in China #Ratliff2016GOLD

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ONE MONTH FROM TODAY: JANUARY 12TH

CONNOR RATLIFF'S 3RD ANNUAL OLYMPIC WORKOUT

WARNING: this video is INSPIRING.  The final 60 seconds are basically the Olympics Version of Richard Linklater's acclaimed feature film, Boyhood.

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Hypothetically speaking, do you think pumpkin hands could potentially be an asset in The Olympics, the way that Michael Phelps' sausage hands clearly were?

Hypothetically speaking-- since i, of course, have normal human hands-- I think that having little pumpkin hands could be useful in some sports but would be an extreme liability in others.  

I have a cousin who boxed in the Olympics a couple of decades ago, and I'd say that would be one example where little pumpkin hands would not have helped.

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I feel the bottom right hand GIF is a candidate for the TCGS out-of-context series.

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NEWLY DISCOVERED ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF 9-YEAR OLD CONNOR RATLIFF COMPETING IN THE "LITTLE OLYMPICS."

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"You gotta believe in yourself…  or else you can’t believe in anything.”

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"Believing in something makes it happen. If you can achieve anything , then you can achieve your dreams and they can happen." - Future Olympic Gold Medal Winner Connor Ratliff

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"It’s just so… inspiring - I mean I know it’s me saying it, but I can’t help but feel like if it wasn’t me saying it and I was watching someone else saying what I just said I would be inspired by it"

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THIS IS INSPIRING

If you haven't seen the full interview this comes from, here it is.

WARNING: Do not watch it unless you want to be inspired!

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FUCK CONNOR RATLIFF.

THE WIDOW MAKER.

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Just found this in my drafts happy Monday everyone