Hail mary

|| they/them just here to fuck around and find out 17 || i like interacting

[ratlivesonblog]

Hi im rat sometimes i draw ive changed sona at least 30 times, i have ocssss and im multifandommmm

#rat'olol for account stuff ALL ACCOUNT STUFF

#rat'art for art

If you want my fics ig you'll find them in a post or ask for my ao3 and that's it

anddddd i like A LOT OF THINGS WHICH MIGHT END UP HERE (homestuck, one piece, UTMV,DR, madoka magica, southpark, hollow knight/silksong, the locked tomb, portal, mc smps, scott pilgrim, dr house, dps, woodworking, coding, drawing, ace attorney, lego batman onlylegobatman, eddsworld, sonic, sci-fi books, hail mary and probably other things)

ANDDDD I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SHIP LIKE I LITTERALY COULDNT GIVE LESS OF A FUCKKK SO GO WHATEVER EVEN IF ITS WEIRDDDD, I DONT CARE WHAT YOU WRITEEE IF I DONT LIKE I DONT READ

and dis me

And ye i have some blog tags that are down below, yknow, in the tags, OTHERWISE ITS USUALLY ALSO TAGGED WITH FANDOM TAG OR CHARACTER TAG IF SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING SPECIFIC

also i am very awkward so i will answer to asks but it might take a while qwq

[cybercrowz]

tboy tummy. you agree

[fun-k-boards]

Mfs will be like 'I hate all men we should always make fun of them and also kill them! They deserve it!' then wonder why trans men feel unsafe around them and get confused when we end up wanting to make our own spaces.

[aro-ace-culture-is]

Aroace culture is wanting to personally strangle whoever decided it should be an unspoken rule that cuddling is inherently a romantic/sexual thing

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[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[userfpurteen]

aw

[softlyfiercely]

My brother’s friend went exploring in a mine shaft and found a ringtail and thought it was a “sketchy ass cat” and decided to pet it and it bit him and he had to go to the hospital for rabies shots DONT DO DRUGS KIDS

[softlyfiercely]

Bringing this back cause it’s amazing

[nico-the-overlord]

How does this have under 1k notes

[consumerofshorthomies]

WTF DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T A HERITAGE POST

@satan-offical thoughts?

[softlyfiercely]

if this becomes a heritage post my life would be complete although i feel i should provide some more context as this post begins to blow up:

-the video is from a time before sharing files across devices was trivial, which is why it looks so bizarre. my brother took the original video which i believe was a snapchat video which somehow got uploaded onto my parents’ computer, where my brother showed it to me. i immediately recognized the comedic gold and insisted on getting my own copy, so i re-filmed it on my own digital camera, which is why my brother is narrating what the video will be about before it starts. i then managed to get it onto my tumblr through a series of dark magic rituals. this is why it has an old mac toolbar AND a weird caption AND a vidlab watermark. simpler times indeed

-i was not involved in the act of exploring an abandoned mine shaft (extremely dangerous, do not do this) or touching the wild animal (extremely dangerous, do not do this) or hanging out with my brother (extremely dangerous, do not do this) and i do not endorse any of the behavior depicted here. leaving me notes and comments explaining that this was a bad idea is not a productive use of your time. i have known that everything my brother and his friends do is stupid and dangerous my entire life but at least in this instance we get to enjoy the fruits of their poor choices

-preston was fine. he was scratched up and got some rabies shots but this was not the first, last, or worst injury incurred by a young man who decided to follow my brother’s recommendations for what would be a good and cool idea to do. (his best friend was taken from our house to the ER six times over the course of middle and high school.) to my knowledge the ringtail was also fine despite his encounter with the cast of temu jackass.

-THIS IS PRESTON, GETTING EATEN, BY A….SKETCHY ASS CAT. MILESUNDERGROUND

[cakwened]

Original.......

[zoobiloopi]

Killing them with hammers

[sunthoon]

Project Hail Mary fans after finishing the book and the movie

[jellyfisshzz]

Bill Cipher anatomy (headcanon).I wanted to imagine what his internal anatomy might look like if he had human-like organs

[pumpkin-mines]

just fucking around

[strictlyquadrilateral]

i saw a post the other day that said something like "if you identify as the gender you were assigned at birth, you are cis and shouldn't be allowed to call yourself trans" which i'm sure sounds reasonable if you don't know any, say, bigender people

[hillie-art]

I cracked. Crumbled, even.

Tumblr I present my Stanford Pines Tumblr Sexyman propaganda

and ethical bribery.

for the @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Bill is defending his doomed yaoi other half because he can't stomach the idea that he chose the less desired scientist. Are you really going to let him live down humiliation like that?!

WE HAVE 2-3 DAYS (i think) WE CAN STILL MAKE IT A TIGHT RACE

VOTE STANFORD

[slewfootwitch]

If a person's friends are racist and they don't care because it doesn't impact them or they try to reframe their buddy's racist behavior as something else, they are also racist, okay? 🫶

[slewfootwitch]

Also if your friends are saying racist, antisemitic and otherwise heinously weird things about people, you may want to consider just not being their friends instead of just sending anons to the people they're talking about. 🫰

[hillbillybubbeleh]

Not only is it okay to stop being friends with someone because they're racist, it's the bare minimum thing to do.

And just so we're clear, if you stick around with racists, you can't get upset that you're associated with racism or that people think you're a racist too. Because if your friend's racism isn't enough to end a friendship over, that means you're okay with racism. Being okay with racism means you're racist. Just so you know.

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[redstonedust]

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.