Poop.

Hello I am Emilie and I hate mayonnaise. follow my art blog if you feel like it: emiliedunphy.tumblr.com

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this guy was the only member of this club at my alma mater for like 3 years in the 80s. Love him

[xx-ogthegaylinguist-xx-deactiva]

lonely gays should reblog for gay perseverance

[spoon-fresh]

[mikthecowboy]

super FUCKING mario baby

[allcreatures]

This Russell’s viper snake takes advantage of the rain in Sri Lanka 

Picture: Rex (via Animal pictures of the week: 17th April 2015 - Telegraph)

[bideogaymes]

feel the rain on your skin

[niambi]

she truly released her inhibitions

[est-nord]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

oh yeah lemme just ughhhhuhhhhoohhhgghhuuuuuggggh ugghgghuuhhhh

[twinpeakscaptions]

[latadelixo]

[huntingfishinglovingeveryday-de]

I have questions

[unclebeanbag]

To get to the other side

[noknotoday]

mood

[bob-belcher]

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[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals

[coccineusrosso-deactivated20180]

they’re wHAT NOW

[one-time-i-dreamt]

gals, theY’RE GALS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter

and what do Santa’s reindeer have?

ANTLERS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I

[elhieroglyph]

Chair, 19th Century, Russia.

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seeing The Chair in a context like this feels like standing on thr surface of an alien planet

[fruitsoftheweb]

Astronaut asking for wishes from a horse genie.

[durendoll]

dril isn’t a weird Twitter account it’s the whispering of a sleeping god who dreams terrible things into reality

[fivehead]

[snakesandkittens]

Picked up this great comparative skeletal anatomy chart today, and there he was - bird position skeleton man.

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me sneaking out of my mom’s kitchen at 2AM with a bag of sun chips

[kant-deactivated20190908]

stop sexualizing hentai

[elisemariesandow-deactivated201]

Hentai is sexual you fucking twatscone

[kant-deactivated20190908]

no its not 

[elisemariesandow-deactivated201]

Yes it fucking is. Its a genre of porn.

[kant-deactivated20190908]

no its not 

[hope4dust]

Yes it is. Hentai literally means pervert and is used to describe someone that is acting in an inappropriate SEXUAL manner.

[kant-deactivated20190908]

no its not

[holyfuckwadsbatman]

You need more of an argument than ” no it’s not”. For example:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hentai Or hen·tai henˈtī/ noun noun: hentai; plural noun: hentai a subgenre of the Japanese genres of manga and anime, characterized by overtly sexualized characters and sexually explicit images and plots.

Japanese, literally ‘abnormal, perverted.’

[kant-deactivated20190908]

no its not 

[suffuse]

in case you haven’t noticed, im WEIRD. I’m a weirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont WANT to fit in.

have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? Thats weird.