hope4dust

[roselalonde]

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[icantwritegood]

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

[ladylike-foxes]

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

[rorytelling]

Character after a fight scene: *brushes their restrained enemy’s hair away from their face and tucks a strand behind their ear*

Me:

[simonalkenmayer]

B U M B L E B O T T O M S

[dnd-homebrew5e]

[almightyfeelskraken]

Two kinds of stealth: 1) There were no witnesses  2) Leave no witnesses alive 

[iguanastevens]

What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide

Step 1:

[reiner-is-back-bitches]

Amazing tutorial I recommend to everyone!

[doing-talking]

Can confirm. I’ve done it hundreds of times at this point with no bad side effects. 10/10 would recommend

[hope4dust]

Canadian temperatures for swimming

Too warm for swimming (10°C +)

Nice (7°-10°C)

Refreshing (5°-7°C)

Brisk(3°-5°C)

Not so bad once you get in(1°-3°C)

Cold (-5°-0°C)

[tellmewhereithertz]

[teacupinastorm]

 #THIS WAS THE BEST THING LAST YEAR AND ITS STILL THE BEST THING RIGHT NOW

[one-divides-into-two]

[homunculus-argument]

Fun fact: This scene is from an art project called Shrek Retold, in which the movie Shrek was re-created, scene by scene, by over 200 artists of all varying levels of talent, and it’s freely available on youtube.

Have fun wasting 1,5 hours of your life.

[daddyhiccup]

Finally. A reboot that surpasses the original’s quality.

[drawingden]

Quick Anatomy Tips by rm_manga

[monfufu]

[kindnessinink]

The only real OTP

[nightglider124]

Well if this aint the truth idk what is

[dingoat]

;_;

[silverhawk]

my cat: [gets claw stuck on bed sheet]

me: oh! let me help you-

my cat as soon as i touch her paw:

[mockwa]

Beethoven — Fur Chiken

[sevensables]

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

[psychedelic-croutons]

These vines are my life

[lionesstaylor]

i am on the fucking floor DYING

[too-cool-for-facebook]

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

[speakswords]

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

[cybergata]

Sandra Dee Lutheran

[happyhealthycats]

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

[timemachineyeah]

OH MY GOD

[miraculousrubbish]

I just realized that the two anime’s I watched was YAOI 😂😭thanks Ashley bc now I’m obsessed with the characters and now I feel like trash

[makeupforgeeks-archive-blog]

“My boyfriend isn’t allowed to talk to other girls,” is just as unhealthy as “My girlfriend isn’t allowed to talk to other guys.”

“You can’t hang out with [boyfriend’s female friend] anymore,” is just as abusive as “You can’t hang out with [girlfriend’s male friend] anymore.”

“My man isn’t allowed to go out with his guys unless I’m with him,” is just as creepy and possessive as “My girl isn’t allowed to go out with her friends unless I’m with her.”

A woman who controls and manipulates her boyfriend is just as abusive as a man who controls and manipulates his girlfriend, pass it on.