[cannibalcaprine2]

quickly unsheathes and then sheathes my katana while staring at an apple after 5 minutes pass i realized i may have missed

[kabber]

[yellowplumfruit]

top 10 funniest pranks

[punishedsaints]

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[fagstaynight]

Mr talking head: I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax

Me (Radio Ear): Fuckkkk man tnat shit so true as fuck

Mr talking head: I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire

Me (shock): Ok……. Well……..That a little much….. (thinking) This guyfucking crazy man…. Turn off this song….

[cynicjovial]

I'm putting way more hours in this game than I anticipated

[circusheart]

OK so im a frog and the water is warm now. i swear it was cold a while ago but now its warm and i dont know when or why. But it's probably not gonna get any warmer

[callizinc]

The most intuitive, most versatile, most adaptive, and greatest artists of our time are using their skills to create discomforting, high-concept abstractions of analog horror characters and Pack Of 500 Cigarettes in Tomodachi Life

[theropoda]

just. remembered that this morning i had a dream where neil cicierega became a huge fan of spamton and started writing songs about him and one of them was called "silly/sad little thing" and i vividly remember that one of the lyrics was "silly little thing when i pick you up and pet your behind all the stars in the world align" and there was a music video too where he just picked up spamton and put him over his shoulder like a baby and stroked him while spamton cried tears of joy but spamton looked like this

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[hevcrap]

[png-archive-chaos]

I roll up

[gaysie]

it takes great bravery to spend my life on shit no one cares about but i do it. i do it

[public-transport-victoria]

sorryyyy no trains tomorrow we replaced them all with a big slug

[ratsgoodvery]

never understood people who didn’t like music. you’re telling me you don’t find The Noises™️ amusing??

[henstomper]

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever