[rattlesnek]

These two dumbasses

[halondrus]

Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both

[boobachu]

[bogleech]

Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

Keep salting the wound I'm close

[weejoker]

nature-y witchcore woodsy fae merchant: begs you to support an indie artist by buying all these small batch handcrafted bits of plastic they ordered from a sweatshop

dark alt goth alternative vampire merchant: begs you to support an indie artist by buying all these small batch handcrafted bits of plastic they ordered from a sweatshop

cartoony secretly grimdark content creator: begs you to support an indie art collective by buying all these small batch handcrafted plushies they ordered from a sweatshop

cottagecore strawberry and goats and possum punk merchant: begs you to support an indie artist by buying all these small batch handcrafted bits of plastic they ordered from a sweatshop

[polymerclay-deactivated20251120]

I always wanted to fuck him

[green-stuffs-blog]

How

[polymerclay-deactivated20251120]

[rattlesnek]

The card names in this set are really amusing

[dogpuppy]

[bafahy]

Ancient tattoos

[giragirameganedan]

trans woman fiction author: the government mech that fingers you

trans man fiction author: the cowboys who cried and fingered each other

nonbinary fiction author: fingered by the crow gods

[ninuru]

Mimic Angel

[dumpstermummy]

[intactics]

clone some of your own cells and revert them to stem cells in a petri dish because you're a wealthy man trying to cure your weird autoimmune disorder

to announce the project, tell everybody This

[anarchistmemedistro]

feel like the headlines are sleeping on “become my own blood boy”

[rattlesnek]

My new friend

[zoesupreme]

smoking that shit that made the Miocene epic

[massmasher100]

War.

[localpubliclibrary]

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽