My Eyelashes Catch My Sweat

I'm Add [she/her, sanguine]. White, transfem, sapphic, 23. Header from Umineko: When They Cry, avatar is Shinenome Nano from Nichijou.

[wicabels]

pinned post bc it's felt weird not having one

hiiiii my name is add........... im a funny girl......... i like when people are nice to me and when art is good......... here's a non-exhaustive playlist of songs i like..........

i'm a big fan of music, manga (especially yuri and death game manga), super smash brothers ultimate, webcomics, philosophy, theater, umamusume, and, like, some other stuff too probably! i also have ocs, so if there's ever a post tagged with some random name that's probably what's happening. i'm really into being earnest and sincere, so please no irony thanks!

i hope you're having a nice day :]

[thedogeveryonehates]

[formlab]

Parallel Metropolis, Yang Yongliang Studio

[edgar-allan-possum]

Most important topic in conservation and no one's talking about it

[scout90-again]

[scout90-again]

[bonequest]

[im-mender]

[oneheadtoanother]

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[7dmom]

The non-ensouled give birth not to children; but candy

[bonesbeetle]

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

[wicabels]

Bomb that kills all employers

[beardedmrbean]

[inbabylontheywept]

there is a stripper pole in my attic. i saw it in a dumpster one day, and i went, shit, this is exactly the kind of thing my wife would want. and i didnt really want it in the house, what with it being a used stripper pole lightly seasoned with dumpster juice, but i mentally decided that if she were to see it and ask for it, i would say she could have it, and then sure enough, later that evening, she went soooo baaaaaaaabs there's this thing by the dumpster and i want it but i get it if you don't want it in the house but i have to show it to you- and i went, no you dont, you can have the pole, and that was the most surprised i have ever made her look. even compared to the day when i proposed to her, which she was prepared enough that we both knew she would say yes, and she could also get her hair done up and have a cute outfit, but not so prepared that she was not fucking flabbergasted by the 12 empty decoy ringboxes i sprung on her. i handed her so many decoy ring boxes that day. still one of the funniest things i've ever done to her.

anyway we like pacing around together and ranting in the attic but sometimes instead of pacing one of us will just hang on the pole and spin, and the other person will watch on the beanbag, which makes for these really goofy conversations where the person on the bag will say something that gets the other persons goat, such as, hypothetically, that xylophones do not belong in rock music, and then the other person will go on a tirade about this, but they'll actually only be facing the Hot Take Speaker half of the time, what because of the pole, so the response will sound something like

I can't believe

you would even suggest such

a stupid opinion. You've

been to a Danny Elfman

concert! How can you

have heard Oingo Boingo

live and say with a straight face

that they alone do not justify

rock and roll xylophones

and then that person will continue until they get too dizzy, then they'll get off the pole, and by unspoken agreement, the person on the bag will get up and trade places with them to deliver their rebuttal while also spinning and it just creates this sort of crazy strip-court lawyers debating absolute nonsense for no reason kind of vibe that frankly just really does it for us.

i don't really have any marriage advice for this i guess its just a look at what being married can look like. i thought that being married would involve a lot more stuff like carving the turkey, or barbecuing, or watching the sunset, and if id known how much time it would involve arguing for xylphones in rock music while spinning upside down i might have prepared for it a little differently.

[ntrider]

I'm never going to win the big race because I am a bad person

[evilvillain123456789]

unfortunately one of the new mothers i work with at the Hudson Valley Distance Reiki Birthing Center in Long Island had decided that zyn would be an appropriate substitute to the wintergreen skoal I'd prescribed. her child was born with... yup, you guessed it-- a series of marionette strings constantly tensioned but not connected to anything particular which controlled the newborn infants every move

[bruzum]