Last Normal Person On The Face Of The Earth

Trent | he/him | 27 | under 21 DNI

[nina-iseri]

[angelicguy]

hotdog burst in microwave

[angelicguy]

[ephemeralpool]

[saltedume]

[aminta]

your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS

[gardenofdelete998]

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

[m0rtesagrada-backup]

[nemfrog]

Astronomy sampler. The Gate Beautiful. 1903.

Internet Archive

[ftmusagi]

I’M REBRANDING

[ftmusagi]

THEEE WORST part about having had surgery is that I’m so bored and h**** but I’m deeply afraid that if I jork my shit I’m going to start internally bleeding

[estridd]

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[lemonsweet]

These tags keep making me laugh

[flipchild]

im gonna do a line of saffron

[sailorsenshigifs]

[iamoutofideas]

didn’t even realise goku had heart disease

[coughloop]

Fake fans everywhere

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[devilishdescent]

if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…

[devilishdescent]

ugh… my head…

[devilishdescent]

well… no sense in waiting around. ive got to get out of this place. [stands up and you gain control of me] looks dangerous… i should try to find a weapon, just in case.

[trapny]

USE THE WASD KEYS TO MOVE AROUND

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s