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@raucousmusician
"So many people having raucous sex with Peach. Leaves Ibuki feeling a touch jealous."
Once a week, Katherine habitually sets out homemade Pixie Traps, just in case she might catch something interesting.
The next day, she has to go looking at all of them, because her pixie assistant Luna has undoubtedly gotten caught by one of them.
Ibuki's sensible brain after AAC Lightweight M2: "I'm never getting this honey out of my clothes..."
Ibuki's horny brain after AAC Lightweight M2:
"OMG YES! HONEY B LOVELY, I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER!"
"Still loving it." Gives a feel.
Ibuki lets out a sound like a Klaxon going through a trash masher.
"The booty game is strong tonight."
Ishtar loves it.
"Oh, I didn't mean my booty."
"The booty game is strong tonight."
"Why is everyone so horny all of a sudden?"
"... Oh, right. Time zones. It's Sunday everywhere else."
"Indeed my love." Ishtar floats up behind her. "Sinnday is still in full effect in some parts of the world..... Care to, indulge?" She lightly nibbles the musicians ear.
"EEP!"
"Don't do that, those are sensitive!"
@thewriterandthekiller Ishtar stands in a business suit. "Ibuuuuuki? Come to my office."
"You're a Mesopatamian Goddess, you aren't a demon."
"So.... Nothing?" Looks sad.
"It's sweet of you, but you aren't getting mistaken for a Helltaker character anytime soon."
"Oh is it wordplay? It is the same reason I've heard many girls have been going to one of the boys from the other class? I think his name was Chihiro?"
"... Yep, Chihiro is probably getting a lot of Sinday fun, from the sounds of things."
"Sinday? What's that Ibuki? Is this a Japanese thing?" Sonia was very confused about what she had heard mentioned. Still the Super High School Level Princess was very curious
"It's wordplay. People like to post horny NSFW things on Sundays, and call it Sinday. You just have to change one letter to do it. And I guess it's also got irony points because some religions consider it a holy day?"
@thewriterandthekiller Ishtar stands in a business suit. "Ibuuuuuki? Come to my office."
"You're a Mesopatamian Goddess, you aren't a demon."
"Why is everyone so horny all of a sudden?"
"... Oh, right. Time zones. It's Sunday everywhere else."
"Thinking about sexy demon girls in business suits."
Katherine glanced over. "You know, I know one. She's a librarian for an archive of infinite knowledge."
"Wait, really? Why haven't you invited her to hang out?"
"Because she's literally a demon goddess that would have no interest in anything you could have to teach her. And probably asexual."
"I respect her choices, even though it's a waste..."
@thewriterandthekiller Ishtar moterboats her beloved.
"Will I at least make it onto top ten sexiest deaths?
"You know, now that I think about it, Katherine counts as a hot Goth GF."
"She even has a black cat!"
"I don't get it Kate, why do I need to be a Milf?"
The witch thought about this for a while. "Maybe it's so you don't look questionably legal. Or because she really wants you to call her pogchamp."
Ishtar is here to cast a spell.... MILF body!
"Ara ara, sweetie."
Katherine looks up, slightly disturbed. "Please never say that again."