non nobis domine

i make costumes and cry about nerds. you'll see a lot of dnd and video games on here. this blog somehow got even nerdier than before, when i wasn't looking. check out my about page for more info. ✪ current costumes: vax'ildan ✪ all posts are queued.

[dismothie]

This is what happens when Im not shy

[mushitology]

Visit Original Link

Driving alone, following your form Hung like the pelt of some prey you had worn Remember me love, when I’m reborn As a shrike to your sharp and glorious thorn

[spellboundlove]

[julientel]

I can spend the rest of my life drawing only Connor and Sumo.

[bakchic]

I could stay here forever 🕊…#love #home (à Morocco, North Africa)

[entamewitchlulu]

you know there are people in this world who make a career out of being really really good captain jack sparrow impersonators so idk if they really want to keep making more pirates movies it would be really fucking easy to replace johnny depp lol…

[kintatsujo]

I have had this exact thought multiple times, there are -women- I’ve met who could play him and you’d barely notice

[entamewitchlulu]

Johnny Depp impersonators are like, their own class, like Elvis impersonators

you could replace Depp in all movies that producers wanted his character type in ever and no one would be the wiser

[kintatsujo]

^^^

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

Pirates of the Carribean

but every scene is an entirely different depp impersonator

no one notices until the credits roll and there are like 1700 names for “Captain Jack Sparrow”

[entamewitchlulu]

this is the dream

[jezi-belle]

Ten years ago I was at Disney World and the face actor for Jack was spot-the-entire-fuck-on. A little kid in a Jack Sparrow costume walked up to him and he stared a moment and said “Well… you look familiar!” with just perfect comic timing, then leaned down and asked the kid “er, where’s your mum?” When she was pointed out, he stood up, squinted suspiciously at her for a moment, then said “Oh, good, you don’t look familiar.”

He was just so good, we stood there and watched him for like ten minutes. Hire that dude. Shoot Johnny Depp into the sun.

[sticksandsharks]

Hooked Figure

design from scrapped book/zine project

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

What on earth did David Cage do? Also, who is he?

david cage is the director of several bad video games like Heavy Rain, Beyond: Two Souls, Farenheit, and Omikron: The Nomad Soul

he also directed the upcoming Detroit: Become Human

David Cage is a complete fucking hack and his success relies almost exclusively on professional game journalists clinging to anything that superficially resembles a movie in order to prove that games are art and that their careers are legitimate 

David Cage is also a massive creepy sex pervert that regularly creeps on his female staff members, constantly makes dirty jokes at the office, and insist that his employees call him “daddy” and “papa.”

During the development of Beyond: Two Souls, David Cage assembled a massive photo book of pictures of actress Ellen Page as a child and showed this book to her as proof that he was her biggest fan. He then made a fully modeled and fully nude 3D model of her without her permission and put it in the game. Page was vocally upset about it but CURIOUSLY, the story never went anywhere. 

He’s a genuinely bad person that keeps getting work from Sony because Sony is desperate to have an “auteur” under their wing, even if that means protecting an openly creepy sex pervert that just loves putting rape scenes in EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS VIDEO GAMES. 

Fuck David Cage. 

[tuherrus]

north & lucy

[homoz]

[homoz]

[soviettart]

[thenamesjavii]

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

One more and the Gayfinity Gauntlet is complete

[magnuslightwoodbane]

bold of you to assume bobby berk fears anything

[powerfulpomegranate]

did i ever post badtouch-except-all-the-time-bc-we-are-sharing-a-skull eva/edriss here? i don’t think i did. 😁

[crowthis]

thank you

[gothdean]

[powerfulpomegranate]

I have never once hidden my inexplicable thirst for Sarge m8s idk what u were expecting ;D

[devianthunters]

one (1) second later:

[lulucute-deactivated20181209]

Air/water signs: i just need some space.

Earth/fire signs: Does this mean they don’t like/love us? what did we do wrong? did we over do it? what does space mean and how long do they need it? but why they want to leave us? They probably hate us. I miss them already, come back please.

[mamiikoto]

im hurting