raven

bird and writer of unholy amounts of fanfiction the only thing i win at is my tier 5 existential crisises

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[kaphzzz]

[stjohnstarling]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

[riocinn]

oh i know they made that hat knowing that it would go onto all the marty miis in the world

[farewell-wanderlust7]

i’m a big fan of Time Lords. yeah they certainly do have two hearts. yep and two brain stems. and two stomachs. and four kidneys. and another ribcage. yeah that’s orange blood you’re seeing. yeah they haven’t really breathed in 5 minutes but honest they’re fine. no they’re not cold they always feel like that. they spoke to you a little too sweetly and looked into your eyes a little too deeply and now you wanna do their bidding? don’t worry about it

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[naturallybadforyou]

My favorite is when someone say “ya know?” And I respond with “unfortunately”. Gets me every time.

[bonebog]

Dropping/breaking something in front of a bunch of people and saying "it wasn't me"

Missing a shot and saying "bullseye"

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[bandaalarga]

wip maybe

[surreptitioussilhouette]

If the Master Tried to Hypnotize Various Doctors...

[taran-wood-beast]

[ravenoid1k]

@feathrdflake

[sprayedwithcrab]

that one moment in bttf2 you know the one

[junkkey]

Rottmnt studies

[surprisinglygoodstaffcanteen]

Noooo my assignments are due soon :(

[the-evil-skull]

Time Lords are so biologically bound up in textiles. Their wombs are Looms. Their swords are needles. The first form of time travel was a canvas. We even call it the FABRIC of time and space

[death-by-sc0tland]

interesting that in survival the doctor saw the master turning into a cat and literally the next scene he’s warning ace about the cheetah people that “they can be dangerously attractive”. #noticing

[mercury-rat]

the thing about doctor who is that if you get into in enough you have the ability to only ever consume doctor who. with out even rewatching or listening to anything. tbh it’s becoming a problem for me

[nipuni]

Repairs 🔧