this is fred, the dot.
fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches
reblog to give fred a branch
i will post fred status updates as he grows
look at him go!
he's figuring out how to tree!
35 reblogs, he's growing so good :D
75 reblogs, fred continues to grow
reminder to spread out your branches (ie. dont spam reblogs on one post), he's starting to get a little crowded near the trunk :(
he's gettin' tangled D: and long :3
the fuck is this-
a piece of fred is escaping!!
what have you done to my boy
how are you -1 reblog deep
YES
HE FUCKING EXPLODED
WHAT HAVE WE DONE
HE'S BACK
LONG LIVE FRED
650 reblogs in and he's beautiful!!!!
the little disconnected bit on the side is his brother paul
he is getting rather dense
1000 branch fred update
fred no longer fits in his containment box
therefore: top half of fred-
bottom half of fred-
1500 branches.
uh. hey so fred might be out of control
dfghjkl;retyytfghjmgf
iurhgiuhguifjnkgsihngiurnbjsndzckjbviuxcfzdgnfiujdznv???? ginbgnmbkl???????
GJHIKOJKLPJMRKIPJGIJOIGJMFKJDIO???!?!?!??
????????? HOW
SO
Apparently y'all still regualrly reblog fred, to this day. My inbox is entirely full of people asking about fred. and uh. wow. wow how he has grown.
For this momentous occasion- I Have created: The Fred Timelapse! This is a timelapse of him untangling himself over the course of 3 real life hours, essentially using tumblr dot com as the world's shittiest physics program to simulate what shape he actually is. All 27,000 of the dots that he is.
Enjoy!
















