At first, he doesn’t get it. She met Selwyn. That editor bloke. Yeah, Scorp met him recently too, he thinks about saying. He’s got a… vibe, he also thinks about saying, though it’d be a pretty lame way to try to be a bit more charitable than Saoirse generally is about people who irritate her.
But then she says ‘her’ like that and there’s this look in her eye and he’s seen it before and it all just… clicks into place.
Now it’s his turn to wince, and he also briefly covers his face with his hand. Oh, he’s a right idiot, isn’t he? He’d not even…. he’d totally forgotten that Raphael was the Raphael. The one who’s currently engaged to Saoirse’s ex-fiance. Oh, boy.
“Oh shite, I—forgot. Not about Matilda or anything just… I forgot it was him. I only met him recently too, I didn’t… make the connection at the time, actually. I guess I wasn’t really thinking about it. Anyway—” Yeah, shut up, Malfoy. She already might kill you for not killing him or ‘sticking it to him’ when they met last week. Or for the fact that you basically walked home with him. Well.. sort of. Not really, actually, but close enough. Bad enough, maybe. Bollocks.
Well, it’s not like he made best-mates with the bloke or anything. He hadn’t even been particularly comfortable so… yeah, this isn’t about him. She won’t be angry with him.
He’s still desperately trying to follow her story—that has a decidedly rage-fuelled vibe to it right now, so it’s a bit… sporadic. He frowns, trying to connect all the dots. “Wait, I’m sorry—he asked to meet you? Or Matilda asked for you two to meet? Or? Also, she showed up at St. Mungos? Like, as a patient, or to talk to you?” Oh, Merlin, he has so many questions.
She offers him a seat, and her words are comforting, in a sweet way that’s a little out of her character, but he appreciates the gesture. It’s a little glimpse of this other side of her he knows well—but honestly, he’s too distracted by this whole mess of a story to be too fussed about himself. He takes a seat on her sofa, still frowning.
“Did you… did you yell at him or something? Not that I’d blame you, I’m just trying to… figure all this out.”
Saoirse hears only what she wants to. That of course Scorpius didn’t twig, not because he’s stupid–which she knows he isn’t–but because Selwyn is the living equivalent of a metronome. Hypnotically boring. Part of her wants to pick Scorp’s brain for validation but that wouldn’t help either. He’s got his own problems. It just would’ve been nice if he’d dropped an insult to spare her feelings.
“Oh, catch up.” Saoirse scowls. They’re never getting anywhere at this rate. She tries to rein it in. “I told Selwyn to meet me. Mat–” She clears her throat. “Matilda was at St. Mungo’s. Visiting somebody.” Leaving out the part about Juniper. It doesn’t feel right gossiping about the old woman. Patient confidentiality and all that.
She can’t keep still. Has to find some way to occupy her jittering fingers before she throws a tantrum. Saoirse does a good job of turning something as simple as making coffee into an all out war. Slams mugs too hard onto the counter, sends a shower of Nescafe across the floorboards.
She clenches her jaw. Thinks about spinning some lie where she humiliates Roald and gets some sort of payback, but she can’t. There’s the Hufflepuff–honest where it counts, even if she does make herself look a bit of a twat.
“With Selwyn it– well, it didn’t quite go to plan. More like… bickering. Like we’re fucking twelve.”
Matilda was at St. Mungo’s. Naturally, the first thing he thinks is why? Because when someone says someone else was at the hospital, generally the first instinct is what happened? But Saoirse clarifies, to Scorpius’ relief, and then he can move on to his next round of brain gymnastics—at least this one is slightly more on topic, so there’s that. But he’s still... confused, as to just what they’re talking about, and being confused when Saoirse is upset is a very dangerous game. Because if he’s confused, that means he’s not keeping up, and if he’s not keeping up, that means she’s going to have to repeat herself or explain herself more than she’s currently explaining herself and.... well she just looks so mad.
He knows it’s not at him; he knows that. She’d not have asked him here if it was like that. But he desperately wants to not make things worse right now, and he has a sneaking suspicion that the slightly hazy look in his eyes and his dumbly bewildered blinking is... not helping.
Pull it together, Malfoy.
It strikes him that this particular voice in his head sounds a lot like his mother when she’s talking to his father. And then... he briefly wonders if he and Saorise are a little like them in some ways. It’s such a weird thought, but maybe it serves as proof that Astoria and Draco always should have stayed friends. Not that he has any business regretting it, considering like... the fact that they didn’t is the reason he was born, but... whatever.
Oh yeah, focus. Saorise is still doing the angry eyebrow thing.
“You—you told him to meet you, why? For what?” He realizes he’s maybe focusing on the wrong part of the story, and missing the point entirely, but he can’t help but need the context. He’s a Ravenclaw. Information is nothing without context.
“So Matilda was... at the hospital visiting someone and you asked Selwyn to meet you...” Was she looking for a fight? He’s repeating things back to try to make sense of it. “I’m still confused about the why, but, alright. So you bickered. That—that sucks, I’m sorry. Which sounds placating, but it’s not, I mean it genuinely. Trust me, I get the awkward ex thing better than anyone right now. And Selwyn does have a... vibe,” he finally says out loud. “I mean, he did when we met. He seemed tense. Do you think he’s... bitter or something? I mean, he shouldn’t be, he’s not the ex in this situation. If anyone has a right to be bitter, it’s you.”
This is probably really not helping. In fact, the more he says, the more certain he feels his work-wife is going to throw a shoe at him. But he’s trying. And she already knows him well enough to know he’s not very good at this. But Merlin if he doesn’t try.