OH CURSE ME!

ON THESE WINGS I WILL FALL

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I went to a punch party last night and it was p chill tbh!! 

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im back from hockey and im tired af but imma have a cup of tea, my weetabix, maybe some toast and then do stuff!!!

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i GOTTA GO TO HOCKEY RN BUT FEEL FREE TO ADD ME ON DIS/CORD FOR PLOTTING & SHIT!!!!

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Zayde didn't know what time the bus would be coming at this hour but the morning chill was pretty fresh to his skin and that was rather nice. Kept him awake and alert; though the sandwich he threw together on the way out the apartment wasn't all that great - it was enough again; to keep him going. Though upon leaning back on a bench his head tilted back a bit, following the noises of rustling branches and a caw of a rather gorgeous species. "Mornin'." A polite greeting; before a chunk of ham --

– from his sandwich was wrestled free and held up within his palm. “Hungry mate?” Though it wasn’t like /every/ crow was special; it didn’t make Zayde treat them any differently. He was a big fan of them; beautiful creatures that made him smile from time to time. “I’d throw it up there but I’d prolly miss and that’d hurt my pride; i’ll leave it here for ya bud.” Thus; beside him; on the end of the bench he left the slither of ham; before returning to his sandwich with a little more enthusiasm.

the raven had just been preening himself,  a distraction from his stomach,  having skipped breakfast like a moron;  “  I’ve got too many things to do today,  ”  he said to himself as he left the box of cereal in the cupboard and flew out the door.  however,  said things were actually bird things...  like taking a bath in next doors birdbath,  whilst cawing at every animal that went by,  telling them to PISS OFF! 

sitting on the branch of a tree,  just opposite the bus stop,  waiting for a quick & easy ride home,  he heard someone call out to him.  at first,  he was just going to ignore the man,  but at the thought of food,  kai was suddenly,  and unsurprisingly interested.  so,  when the ham was on the side of the bench,  he didn’t hesitate.  

Perched on the side of the bench,  he poked at the ham with the tip of his beak--- it smelt and looked amazing.  “  thanks.  ”  kai picked up the ham in his beak and wolfed it down before hopping a little closer to the man,  in hopes of getting a little bit more.

@minugahanax  /  unprompted!

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neptunememes‌:

random preferences!

spiderman or batman?  pinned photos or framed photos?  crows or ravens? leather trousers or jeans?  beer or spirits?  one pillow or two pillows? movie marathon or tv marathon?  facebook or twitter? phone camera or proper camera?  link or zelda?  cereal or toast? bar of soap or hand gel?  curtains or shutters?  cinema or movies at home?  mario kart or mario party?  cake or ice cream?  good time or long time?  money jar or savings account?  house or apartment or bungalow?  glue or sellotape?

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me, trying to leave the kitchen without my flatmates: im gonna go finish watching the lecture from friday my flatmates: ok cool see you later me, back in my room, cackling: fOOLS I WAS NEVER GOING TO WATCH THAT LECTURE

[blazefought-blog]

hello hello hello, it’s soup with a new OC!  meet charlie, a firefighter! he’s generally a very nice person, who also likes to help people when he can, but ask him to cook, he might have to put out a fire….   HE ALSO HAS A THREE YEAR OLD SON, ALEX, who lives with his mom, charlie’s ex-girlfriend! their relationship is kinda messy but they make it work in alex’s best interest! if you’re interested in learning more about charlie,  please like / reblog this post and I’ll check you out!! PLEASE NOTE that this is a sideblog and all follow-backs come from @ravenshift!

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.ﾟ☆ﾟ.  ╼  pick up line meme.

[kryptona]

meme-cafe:

Feel free to change pronouns as needed !!

❛  Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one. ❜ ❛ Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?  ❛ Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to steal your heart. ❜ ❛ Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me! ❜ ❛ Do you like my sweater? Its boyfriend material. ❜ ❛ Can I borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it back. ❜ ❛ Do you come with coffee and cream because you are my sugar. ❜ ❛ I think you’re an alien. You just abducted my heart. ❜ ❛ Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you. ❜ ❛ If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand. ❜ ❛ Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling. ❜ ❛ You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind. ❜ ❛ There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it. ❜ ❛ You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. ❜ ❛ Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. ❜ ❛ Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet. ❜ ❛ Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. ❜ ❛ Can I hit you in the face… with my lips? ❜ ❛ If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you’ve made me smile, I’d have the sky in the palm of my hand. ❜ ❛ When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part. ❜ ❛ Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you. ❜ ❛ You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not. ❜  ❛ Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti. ❜ ❛ You know what you’d look really beautiful in? My arms. ❜ ❛ See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart. ❜ ❛ May I flirt with you? ❜ ❛ It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me! ❜ ❛ Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend. ❜ ❛ I can’t stop looking at how gorgeous you are… If I kiss you will I get slapped? ❜ ❛ I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. ❜ ❛ Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven? ❜ ❛ Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte. ❜ ❛ There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings? ❜ ❛ Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? ❜

[nottobecrossed]

Your “guardian angel” is actually a demon that protects you and hurts people that are mean to you.

[blazefought-blog]

hello hello hello, it’s soup with a new OC!  meet charlie, a firefighter! he’s generally a very nice person, who also likes to help people when he can, but ask him to cook, he might have to put out a fire….   HE ALSO HAS A THREE YEAR OLD SON, ALEX, who lives with his mom, charlie’s ex-girlfriend! their relationship is kinda messy but they make it work in alex’s best interest! if you’re interested in learning more about charlie,  please like / reblog this post and I’ll check you out!! PLEASE NOTE that this is a sideblog and all follow-backs come from @ravenshift!

[neptunememes]

I’m trying to recover the “ me ” in me!

[catsbeaversandducks]

Photos by Sophie the Magpie Via I Have Seen The Whole Of The Internet

[a-nvrcmplt]

@ravenshift it him

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kai is lactose intolerant and all dairy products give him horrible stomach pains and diarrhoea.  HOWEVER he will be damned if that stops him from enjoying: a milkshake, tea & coffee with milk, chocolate, cheese, cream, etc. he will suffer and swear off dairy every time but, he keeps going back for more.

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❝  whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn’t work, so i think you need to go back to hogwarts.  ❞

“  …  hogwarts isn’t real.  ”  kai said quite simply,  packing the jar of cinnamon and pepper back into the little box,  a strange concoction once used to ease the symptoms of a cold.  “  even if it was real,  at least I would’ve gone…  you're just a muggle, right?  ” 

@yolinen  /  to all the boys I’ve loved before  ( not accepting! )

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Is he a Bear-hugger that's a power boost to your day or that Comfortable-could fall asleep on you, cuddler? Or both?!

hE’S BOTH!! BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE FRIENDS! he not so kindly declines hugs from not-so-close friends. but his hugs swing wildly between bear hug and sleepy hug, depending on how he’s feeling himself. he is also prone to leaning backwars and attempting to lift you off your feet if you’re not being careful…

@minugahanax  /  unprompted!

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birb boi -sprinkles crumbs at-

local birb boi accepts the sacrificial crumbs,  he will not poop on you today.  

@minugahanax  /  unprompted!

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kai is that friend you call in a pinch, like you missed the last bus of the evening? he’s on his way, don’t move. you’ve broken up with your s/o but need to get your stuff from their place? he’s already there, send him an itemised list. he’s not great at the touchy-feely stuff but he’s good at the physical, solid stuff. he also gives pretty good hugs.