Ravioli-bitchlet

They/Them Shitposter galore CHECK OUT THE TAGS IN MY POSTS I put the funniest shit there I promise it's worth it, half the humour of my posts is in the tags

[ravioli-bitchlet]

IRON LUNG SPOILERS

my bloodymary crossover AU isn't Grace finding Simon on a moon full of blood just because.

In my AU, the blood eel is starving and alone after The Quiet Rapture wipes out all the blood eels living on neighbouring planets and moons.

When Simon arrives on her moon she lets both the blood of her oceans and her own fill the submarine, causing him to start mutating.

After he recovers the SM-8's black box and sabotages the hull of his ship, she bites it and uses the energy from the implosion to send them back in time, hopefully allowing him to prevent The Quiet Rapture. He survives thanks to her blood coursing through his veins. She swims the iron lung to the ocean's surface, centuries in the past.

A ship by her home star, Tau Ceti, picks up the Iron Lung's emergency signal.

The blood eel returns to her cave, awaiting the meeting between her chosen saviour and the man sent to save the stars - the man sent to prevent The Quiet Rapture, an Eridian at his side.

[ravioli-bitchlet]

I take questions about this AU btw!!!!! I'm writing a fic abt it but it isn't out just yet, I'll reblog when I publish it

[ravioli-bitchlet]

btw shitty eridians post is slowly coming your way, there's a huge chance I'll start drawing a shit ton if them tomorrow cuz I'm having a friend over to bleach my hair

[ravioli-bitchlet]

For my next trick, I'll drop you a story that will shred your heart into a million pieces while you watch and make you glue it back together to pretend you're fine and then I'll go and use owo in a groupchat unironically.

[ravioli-bitchlet]

You know what, this was, in fact, about my Grace as a cosmic horror post but now it's occurring to me that this is like. canon Grace after informing Rocky how he ended up in space lmao

[ravioli-bitchlet]

For my next trick, I'll drop you a story that will shred your heart into a million pieces while you watch and make you glue it back together to pretend you're fine and then I'll go and use owo in a groupchat unironically.

[ravioli-bitchlet]

He started writing in blue, remembered Carl, wrote Carl's name in red and IMMEDIATELY returned to "Single" to add a question mark lmao.

He's so fucking valid for that, if I lost my memory and remembered Carl I too would hope he's my man.

[ravioli-bitchlet]

This reblog did not get the memo that I edited the og post so adding the ID here too.

[ID: a whiteboard with bulleted points saying:

"Single" in blue marker with a red question mark right after

"Always Muscles??" in blue marker

"Friends?" in blue marker

"Good at cursive?" in blue marker, terrible penmanship, crossed out

"Carl ... (Foggy)" in red marker

"Glasses" in blue marker

"-OK w/ Cilantro" in blue marker

"HOW DID I GET HERE??" in red marker

the frame also includes a hand holding a blue marker and a red one which is being used to add the second question mark in the last bullet point]

[ravioli-bitchlet]

I mentioned Eva Stratt in like one (1) post and it wasn't exactly in pretty lighting but I do love her so here is my redemption:

Eva Stratt packed Grace's bag herself, solemnly folding his stupid pun T-shirts. She doesn't cry.

She packs the hacky sack and smiles, thinking to herself that he's bringing lava to space. She doesn't cry.

She packs one of her sweaters too. A little reminder of a woman he will hopefully never remember, a piece of his murderer up there in space. She doesn't cry.

She finds papers of a quiet collaboration with Leclerc on a strain of cold-resistant crops. Something he wanted to bring to her only after the launch but never got to.

That's the thing that makes her cry.

The idea that he had a life planned ahead, something to do, something to help humanity survive in his own way.

He never got to do that.

[ravioli-bitchlet]

[ID: a screenshot of the tags at the bottom]

I think they need to take my tumblr away for the sake of user @symbioticsimplicity 's sanity/pos

[ravioli-bitchlet]

Carl and Grace's red string is the IR light emitted by their four little astrophage children btw

[ravioli-bitchlet]

And what if I showed you this and said Astrodads?

Yes I call them astrodads, fite me

it's pride month and also tomorrow is father's day

[ID: four images:

in the bottom left corner: a fanart of Carl from project hail mary done in pencil. His hair is buzzed short, he has a moustache and is wearing a white shirt, a black suit jacket, a black tie and a bodyguard badge. His name is written above his head and to the side there's a small sketch of a petri dish with four astrophage cells (black dots) inside

in the top left corner: a fanart of Ryland Grace done in pencil only, he's wearing his glasses and a loose T-shirt with the left shoulder showing. His left side is covered in burn scars, his hair is short with the left side visibly shorter. He also has piercings in both his ears

in the top right corner: a picture of princess Cadance from the my little pony series. She's a pink alicorn with a long flowy mane made from yellow, pink and purple streaks. She has purple eyes, is wearing a gold necklace and is smiling enthusiastically

in the bottom right corner: a picture of Shining Armour from the my little pony series. He's a white unicorn with a dark blue mane and electric blue eyes. He's glaring and looks as if he were mid combat]

[ravioli-bitchlet]

He started writing in blue, remembered Carl, wrote Carl's name in red and IMMEDIATELY returned to "Single" to add a question mark lmao.

He's so fucking valid for that, if I lost my memory and remembered Carl I too would hope he's my man.

[ravioli-bitchlet]

so apparently the rablog did not catch on that I edited the og post so I'm adding the ID here too.

[ID: a whiteboard with bulleted points saying:

"Single" in blue marker with a red question mark right after

"Always Muscles??" in blue marker

"Friends?" in blue marker

"Good at cursive?" in blue marker, terrible penmanship, crossed out

"Carl ... (Foggy)" in red marker

"Glasses" in blue marker

"-OK w/ Cilantro" in blue marker

"HOW DID I GET HERE??" in red marker

the frame also includes a hand holding a blue marker and a red one which is being used to add the second question mark in the last bullet point]

[ravioli-bitchlet]

It has now occurred to me that I have never shared my Yáo fanart with you all

Yes, his head is a bit bumpy, this was a quick sketch, besides, he volounteered to go and die, I think he must have bumped his head a couple of times/j

(I know, I know, he's noble and brave, I'm kidding)

[ID: a drawing of Yáo Li-Jie done in pencil with lineart over the sketch. His hair is short and shaded gray, he has a bit of scruff in the place of a moustache and a beard. He's wearing an EVA suit without the helmet, with his name on his chest. His left arm has the Chinese flag on it, his right has a circle that is supposed to be the project hail mary emblem]

[ravioli-bitchlet]

while I do think bloodymary started out as some people's steadfast refusal to have a character without a lover because they didn't truly understand and appreciate the concept of an aroace character, I still think people should be allowed to enjoy it without the guilt of aro erasure.

This is coming from an aroace person!!!

[marcobandwagon]

as another aroace, i agree! i feel like sometimes people take concepts like amatonormativity too far into a weird mindset of "romance = bad"

like, amatonormativity just means being aware that not everyone is going to center romance and that friendships and platonic relationships are important as well

but like, that doesn't mean romance can't still be important to a lot of people and it definitely does not mean romance is bad

[ravioli-bitchlet]

preach!!! As long as you respect the fact people can be aroace and not every story needs a romance I see no problem with creating funky crossovers

I say this, as an aroace multishipper (there are bloodymary, aroace qrp strattland, aroGrace and Astrodads posts on my account)

[ravioli-bitchlet]

visible lack of scammers in my comments, y'all focus on me!!!

leave the new users alone!!!

I know for sure I will not fall for it, give me my entertainment!!!!!

I love laughing at your stupid attempts to trick me!!!!!

Especially when you're a pseudo middle aged man asking to be my sugar daddy!!!!!!!

[ravioli-bitchlet]

while I do think bloodymary started out as some people's steadfast refusal to have a character without a lover because they didn't truly understand and appreciate the concept of an aroace character, I still think people should be allowed to enjoy it without the guilt of aro erasure.

This is coming from an aroace person!!!

[ravioli-bitchlet]

Thank fuck none of you include the blood eel in your bloodymary fics, satan knows Ryland "let's dance with an alien" Grace would probably yap at the thing for an hour before attempting to pet it.

Simon's heart cannot handle this level of stress.

Also, Rocky would get jealous as hell.

[ravioli-bitchlet]

darlin I created an entire bloodymary AU solely to have a lore-accurate reason to pet Eelen (pinned post)

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[ravioli-bitchlet]

He started writing in blue, remembered Carl, wrote Carl's name in red and IMMEDIATELY returned to "Single" to add a question mark lmao.

He's so fucking valid for that, if I lost my memory and remembered Carl I too would hope he's my man.

edit: I decided to start adding IDs to my posts so here we go:

[ID: a whiteboard with bulleted points saying:

"Single" in blue marker with a red question mark right after

"Always Muscles??" in blue marker

"Friends?" in blue marker

"Good at cursive?" in blue marker, terrible penmanship, crossed out

"Carl ... (Foggy)" in red marker

"Glasses" in blue marker

"-OK w/ Cilantro" in blue marker

"HOW DID I GET HERE??" in red marker

the frame also includes a hand holding a blue marker and a red one which is being used to add the second question mark in the last bullet point]

(first time doing an ID, pls let me know if I should change anything)

[ravioli-bitchlet]

We know Grace and Rocky's red string is the Petrova line.

Grace and Stratt's is the little solar system version of it hanging in Grace's classroom.

Eva always was and always will be Grace's what-never-was Earth soulmate.

Because Grace and Rocky are connected by the Petrova line, their mission, shared through pain and sacrifice - the loss of their crews, the fishing mission, getting hurt to save one another, Grace abandoning his home for Rocky - to save their people.

Eva is the what-never-was version of this soulmatism.

If Grace were, in some nonexistent universe where Dubois and Shapiro do not die, to stay on Earth, that would be them.

Grace and Eva, connected by the Earthy version of the Pertrova line, their mission, shared through pain and sacrifice - sleepless nights, the knowledge both will end up chained after the crisis is resolved, the loss of friends and crew over the years as Earth grows colder and so do their relationships because who would want to be associated with the world dictator and her right hand man?, Grace abandoning his home in San Francisco to be by her side permanently - to save their people.

Rocky is the cosmic version of what Eva Startt could have been.

Their Pertrova Line is the Earthy version of the real thing because while the Hail Mary crew is busy saving the stars they are trying to save the Earth.

[ravioli-bitchlet]

Scammers on tumblr are such fucking ragebait to me, I post my IronMary Bloodymary AU and when I get a notif that I got a comment it's some fuckass bot(?) asking me to dm it reagrding "something important"/"your account"

like bitch, if it were under any other circumstances I would forgive it but I THRIVE off comments and half the ones I get are fucking scammers

posting this under the fandom tags to spread awareness that this is a scam!!!!!!!!!

[ravioli-bitchlet]

CHAT ONE OF THEM JUST ASKED TO BE MY SUGAR DADDY WHAT✋😭