Outraged at Technicalities

But I trust sex, drugs, and pasta unconditionally

[gobblechopstv]

[scerek]

Now imagine if you just jumped right in. Ten giant steps forward. “Mother, may I?” “Yes… Yes. you may.”

Dumplin’ (2018), dir. Anne Fletcher

[gobblechopstv]

[simpscreens]

[bob-belcher]

I’m saying I want you dead and I want your money.

Addams Family Values (1993) Dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[ruinedchildhood]

Shrek (2001) 

[icebats]

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

[icebats]

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

[africant]

Mr. Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three

[ienchanted]

[thenhc]

[2vxq-moved-deactivated20210523]

a romantic scene in a book: our lips met and he tasted of cigarettes and coffee

me:

[sixpenceee]

The giant golden-crowned flying fox.

(Source)

[imizus]

I’m crying guys look a snail 🐌

[soulcalibur]

effervescent

[just-shower-thoughts]

The gay flag is all straight lines.

[throwbackblr]

Mr. Hyunh only wants one thing, and that’s to see his daughter. I know it’s a long shot, but if I could find her and bring them together, it’d be the best Christmas gift I could give Mr. Hyunh! Arnold’s Christmas  | Air Date: December 11th, 1996

[literallyaflame]

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

[cranewived]

[not-the-face]

[photo-of-your-mommy-with-a-mummy]

Breaking Bad (2008-2013)