Sounds about Aubrey™

J chillin

[shudder]

so unrelated but have you guys heard about what's going on in the uk? our main gas company has been breaking into homes of single mothers, the disabled and other such vunerable groups and replacing our gas meters with smart meters while we're not home through a legal loophole. so. lol

[shudder]

reminder we're allegedly about to have the worst economic crisis this year of most western countries and most of us including myself have to choose between heat, electricity and food on a daily basis. lol. Lol. Laugh out loud

[shudder]

reblogs appreciated because i feel as if im insane sometimes for the lack of mention of this shit here

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

[dragontatoes]

do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed

[peregrineggsandham]

What's your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of "1929 in Wales" now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)

[mezalea]

so I came to a realization while reading some stuff about ozai. bitchlord had the shortest reign of any firelord ever, but that isn’t the funniest thing yet. it was listed that the most notable victories of his reign was the surrender of omashu and the fall of ba sing se.

both of those were led by azula, not ozai. in short, his fourteen year old mentally unstable daughter did more in ozai’s seven year term than ozai ever did.

do what you want with this information. loserlord, indeed. 

[hollypunkers]

He didn’t even get the throne on his own, Ursa masterminded the entire coup for him

[mezalea]

the tags say no lies

[roach-works]

ozai fought two thirteen year olds as a grown man. the first one surrendered. the second one did not surrender and went on to absolutely kick his ass. 

[massacre-girlypop]

I’ll add that Ozai lost to the 12-year-old Avatar quite literally 15 minutes into his Sozin’s-comet-infused raid on the rest of the world. You know. The comet that literally began the war and gives Firebenders insane amounts of power. The invasion DIDN’T EVEN START and it was over.

This man lost the War that had lasted 100 years while he was cracked out of his mind on power to a 12-year-old who had only learned the other three elements earlier that year. I repeat. LOSERLORD INDEED.

[thottiehardy-deactivated2023111]

You can tell Iroh was the cool brother

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

You guys remember when they were gearing up to stop the invasion and Iroh was convincing Zuko that he had to be Firelord and he went

“Even if I did defeat my brother- and I’m not saying that I could…”

With that little smile. He knew. He knew he could trounce his brother in nothing flat.

[trveroman]

Ozai after losing his powers: I can’t mansplain manwhore manipulate my way outta this one, boys

[sunfortune]

katniss in book 3: my childrens playground is built on dead bodies and bones, i never wanted children but peeta convinced me, i will never heal from what happened to me. the end 

me reading that shit at 15:

[prettypinkdork]

I mean, she did explicitly want children. She was just determined to never have them because she didn’t feel it was fair to have kids who might be forced to enter the Hunger Games and after her involvement in the games she feared kids would be used against her. Her having children at the end means she thinks they can have a future.

Edit: The Hunger Games are about a world where violent revolution was nessecary and justified but the war was not glorious and caused pain and trauma to people involved. In having children the epilogue tells us that Katniss believes the revolution made things better even though she will always be scarred from the experience.

[kingtulip]

Reblogging this vers bc ppl in the notes have the coldest fucking takes the ending of mockingjay was Susan Collins realizing what you, the reader, needed to see was the fact Katniss’ trauma doesnt just magically heal or go away Katniss doesn’t just get the perfect life with a husband and two kids but rather her and Peeta spend years healing and working through their traumas and helping each other recover in a very realistic way and then she chooses to have kids because she finally feels like not only will her and Peeta have futures but that their kids wont be in danger merely from existing. Hunger Games has such a good and realistic portrayal of heavy topics and shows a great deal about handling depression, anxiety, and PTSD and the ppl in the notes somehow missed these fact the end knows you don’t want to just see everything be magically okay. Like if you want a shitty epilogue that doesn’t acknowledge that recovering from something like this isnt perfect and takes time just go read Deathly Hollows again lol

[synapsid-taxonomy]

Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with

Also me: Heehoo pupper

[saoirseronanswife]

the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

[syn-ack]

That photo makes Felicia’s work seem much more recent than it is. Here’s a picture of the world’s smallest particle physicist herself.

[garlic-bready]

They didn’t stop because she shit in the tube - she had a diaper on because they knew poop would obstruct the particles as well. She eventually stopped running through the tubes because they became too long for her. At that point she was retired and became a pet!

[dr-dendritic-trees]

I love her

[weaselle]

working weasel

[shitacademicswrite]

One of my favorite animal scientists

right up there with that Siamese cat that co-authored all those papers

[kaijuno]

I'm v drunk and watching videos on how, prehistorically, humans cared for the injured and disabled, and it lead to disabled individuals living full lives whilst animals with similar injuries would have perished. And it makes me wanna cry so bad because humans are so inherently good? They're inherently kind? Humans want to care for one another. Prehistoric humans cared for their disabled. If you wanna think about humans in terms of numbers, if you think about "humans need x amount of food, so they need x amount of hunters and no room for slackers" it's WRONG. It's always been wrong. Humans share. Humans care about other humans. Humans sacrifice things to make other humans more comfortable. It makes me a dumb emotional baby thinking about how it's always been human nature to care about each other. It makes me think about how random acts of kindness make people feel so warm and fuzzy. It's because they're satisfying a primal need to care about others. Because that's what humans do

[kaijuno]

I'm also watching videos about early cave paintings and art pieces made by prehistoric peoples and that ALSO makes me wanna cry because a lot of these art pieces, the motivation was simply to be remembered. Handprints on cave walls. Made by people who wanted to be remembered. And it makes me so emotional because that's another one of the most basic, human desires. To be remembered. Not necessarily by name or by image, but as someone who made something once. It's caused me so much pain and anxiety over the years, that I'll never do something good enough to be remembered by, but sometimes it's something as simple as a handprint on a cave wall. Something that simple. Something that says "hey! I was here once!" and that's all. That's all that remains and that's good enough

[laratabatata-deactivated2021092]

Idk where I read this, but apparently there are some handprints on caves which were definitely done by lil kids, but are too high up for them to reach. Eventually they realised that it was their parents, lifting them up, so they could paint high up on the walls. which is just,,,, im gonna go cry abt it 

[kaijuno]

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

[spectrometrie]

they’re talking to each other

[perfecthorse]

[zorri]

*in a horse accent* help

[azaleatown]

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

[looking4myson]

astray in the hay!!!!!!!!

[weirdlandtv]

[donnerpartyofone]

I will never write anything this great in my life.

[afklancelot]

you’re laughing. olive oyl fainted after hearing the sad news that popeye has “bonkus of the konkus” and you’re laughing.

[topherchris]

[spacejaming]

[lesbx]

the body may be but mere flesh and bone

but the soul within is a colossus

[blackpyrefly]

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

[in-love-with-my-bed]

Good thing I’m so smooth

[transmechanicus]

[tiktokstowatch]

[not-buggy]

Customer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy? Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*

[cyborggf-deactivated20201127]

if I could never see another ig model again 💆🏼‍♀️ life would be good

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

this is what fiona apple meant when she said i resent you for presenting your life like a fucking propaganda brochure

[heartshop]

Fiona Apple, interviewed by Vulture .   : )

[swarnpert]

can you do me a solly? (short for solid)

[0v9]

yeah dude I'll do you a solidamious (long for solid)