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December 17th - a rescue plan
Some good news, I’ve been talking to two developers now and got them working together, we just had a meeting with the guys behind an existing large (millions of users) site similar to Tumblr, with a vibrant and open-minded community, and more importantly, it has open-minded owners who believe in free speech. They think we can get something done here to rescue the whole community.
I’m not allowed to reveal the site name yet. I can tell you it’s mainstream, open to everyone, open-minded and welcoming. (It’s not WordPress or any site owned by Facebook or Twitter. It’s not Pillowfort, that’s in closed beta. It’s not Ello, that’s mainly for artists. It’s not kinkspace or fetlife, those are too specialist. It’s not jux, that seems to be closed. It’s not Soup, that seems still in development and too small.)
One of the reasons for delaying the announcement for next few days is they don’t want a “land grab” where people take the names of current popular Tumblr users over there (cyber squatting). So they are looking at ways for existing Tumblr users to keep the same names on the new site.
More info over the days to come.
The plan is, broadly:
1. By December 9th, announcement of the new site and how to secure your username there
2. By December 10th, an online tool for bloggers to copy their existing content to the new site automatically, with the same tags and captions.
3. Bloggers will need to copy their content across between December 10th and December 17th if they want to use the automatic tool.
4. My understanding is that after December 17th there will be no public access to any “flagged” posts on Tumblr, but the original poster will still be able to see the flagged post (for a short time at least). Therefore, the original poster may still be able to manually download a post to their own PC or phone, after December 17th, and manually upload it to the other site. But if you have lots of posts that will take a long time, it will be better to use the automatic tool before December 17th.
Please understand that these dates are approximate and may change for technical or other reasons.
There may be a few rough edges or not so perfect looking site design on the transfer tool. Everyone is doing their best. The main goal here is to help as many people as possible preserve access to their content, in the short space of time Tumblr has allowed us, and preserve as much as possible of the Tumblr community spirit somewhere new.
The new site will cater for photo, GIF, text and html posts. It will not offer video and audio posts, due to cost reasons - maybe in future, but for now you will need to preserve video and audio content yourself in some other place.
If your Tumblr blog has a mixture of original content and reblogs, or all reblogs, all of that can be copied over to the new site. Reblogs will become “your” original content if nobody else posted them yet, otherwise they will be shown as reblogs. The devs are looking at ways to preserve attribution of reblogs back to the original Tumblr poster, if that person also moves to the new site.
Important: your Likes cannot be copied from Tumblr to the new site. You will have to go find the same posts again on the new site, and like them afresh.
(Similarly, existing reblog comments, asks, messages and other user interaction on Tumblr cannot be copied to the new site - that’s just too much to do, in the short time available.)
If you want to preserve any of your existing Liked posts on Tumblr, you will need to either: (1) download the post to your own PC, or: (2A) reblog it now to your own Tumblr blog, and then (2B) use the automatic tool, before December 17th, to move your whole Tumblr blog across to the new site.
If you have Liked a lot of posts here on Tumblr, the gridllr.com webapp should be able to help you do steps 1 and 2A quickly, I mean download or reblog.
(Someone complained to me today about the appearance of Gridllr on a phone. It’s best to use Gridllr on a PC, Mac or Tablet with a large screen.)
If you have liked a post here on Tumblr and the original poster decides to delete it, or even to delete their entire blog, some time before December 17th, then that post will be permanently lost. So if you want to be sure to preserve any of your Liked posts, you should best download or reblog as soon as possible. If it’s reblogged to your own blog it is safe from deletion, at least for next few days.
Obviously, you will lose access, after December 17th, to all past posts you have liked, if Tumblr has flagged them as NSFW. Again, the steps (1), or (2A) and (2B) covered above will be the only way to hold on to these posts.
Oh I so hope this works. It would be great to get this out so we can try to get as many people as possible all back in one place and not split up all over different platforms.
Please reblog
Here’s hoping
everyone who see’s this from Me PLEASE reblog this!
~Uncle R.
Somebody gonna do us right !!!
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give it a try….lets hope that the money disease (monetize) doesn’t infect this site anytime soon.
Folks, stay tuned on this. I for one will try to use this new platform and migration tool.
A solution?
A better, more positive Tumblr
Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we’re proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.
Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we’ve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We’ve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we’re taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions).
Let’s first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.
So what is changing?
Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.
Why are we doing this?
It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.
Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.
So what’s next?
Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.
Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. We’re relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.
Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions we’re making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.
Like you, we love Tumblr and what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We won’t always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.
Jeff D’Onofrio CEO
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There goes the neighborhood!!
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
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FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC
I need to believe in the heart of the post…
Oh? Well… *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
I have nothing to lose
my palm was itchin today not riskin it
I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol
It works. I just got $300 for no reason.
Money dog is my friend
Money dog is the shit
I believe in the money dog😀
I believe in the money 🐶
Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕
Just woke up 🙌🏿
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Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50
can’t not reblog the money dog
Help meeeeee
Please help. Things have been rough lately. I don’t know what I’m going to do tomorrow.
Can’t hurt…
I pray I find mine too. Lol.
I want one too
I'm game! Help a nigga out Alberto!!
Reblog if you from vegas so we can follow each other
Vegas yes
702! And uh.. 725… I guess.
Oh Yea!
Sin City represent!!! Spunducky Hendertucky!!!
These are the rules I live by
It’s your place to take / swallow anything a Feeder wants to give you from His Cock. you will be a willing cum hole, urinal and spit receptacle. If it comes from a Superior Male, it belongs inside you.
your mouth goes where ever your Feeder wants it to go. If He wants your mouth on His Cock, it goes there. If He wants you to lick His balls, lick them. If He wants you to lick His Asshole, lick it.
All Feeders are your Superiors. you will address every Man that uses your mouth as SIR, unless instructed otherwise. A Feeder may address you however He sees fit, including names like “bitch” “cocksucker” “cunt” “whore” etc. He’s not being mean, He’s just pointing out the reality of what you are.
You will eagerly service your Superior, as well as ANYONE else He wants you to service.
If a Man offers you His cock, it’s your job to suck it. No questions asked. you have chosen to make your mouth available on an as needed basis, and it should be available when ever a Superior Male needs it.
Learn to deep throat Cocks. Men have the right to be taken all the way to the balls if that’s what they want.
NEVER push a Man away just because He gets a bit rough with you. you are servicing a MAN and should be willing to deal with everything that that entails, including a little rough treatment.
When being used by a Superior Male, you hands should be anywhere but on your own dick. (See Rule 1). If you are jerking on your little cock, you are NOT adequately focused on your Feeder.
You will update your Feeders with your availability on a regular basis, and make sure you are available at those times.
Keep your mouth and body healthy and clean. See your dentist every 6 months to prevent gum disease or any other condition that might put your suckhole out of commission. Keep your body clean, and if you are overweight, work on getting lighter. This will allow you to appeal the broadest range of Feeders.
When a Man is done using your mouth, you will thank Him for using you, and thank Him for His Sperm. If He has brought another Man with Him, you will thank Him for doing so, and thank His friend for using you.
REMEMBER: you are a cocksucker. you exist to suck cock and be used as a cum dump.
Great set of rules to follow. Pay attention fags!
So True, as a faggot I support every word above, and support ever man who thinks this way.
The Commandents
From an old favorite, now defunct, website from the early 2000s. A guy drugs and then takes advantage of a hot young twink he’s hired to do some yard work.
So hot!!
Learn to be the ultimate fag
With all the advice out there on how to be a good fag, i’ve found that much of it misses the basics that can really lead to fulfilling service to Kings and Alphas. Many have asked how i do it, so want to pass along what has worked out for me as well as what hasn’t. As background, i am a fit, attractive, white collar professional with two degrees from top 10 schools. i have a great career and generally good life. Yet, i find i am happiest when i am serving Alphas, serving my Dom, my King. Here are a few major facts i learned to be absolutely true and even necessary:
LEARN SKILLS THAT PLEASE. i thought i was big shit getting my professional licenses on the first try. Having a great job. Expensive apartment, Nice watches, cars. None of it mattered when it came to finding men to serve. i found i had to attend cooking school and learn to cook healthy, gourmet meals for Alphas. i got certified in massage to provide relief to them. i learned to iron and tailor clothes for them. i looked for best practices in cleaning their homes. i learned to take care of men’s everyday needs. The result was i got more attention from Alpha’s i served and got invited more. It was a progression from say a massage one day to getting my holes used after a few sessions, but when you get there, to the point the Alpha sees you have more value to him than just a cumrag, He’ll want you around a lot more to serve Him.
DROP THE ATTITUDE. i had a cumdump bottom buddy who met a big dicked Latin guy that fucked him 7, 8–even 9 times a day. Even i was jealous. Sometimes the top came in him. Other times he didn’t cum at all. My friend asserts he was A LOT of fun. But one day, my buddy told all his friends that the top was too old (10 years older) and was no longer attracted to his face. Buuyyyyyeee! A year later, that cumdump admits not finding another top as horny as the one he threw shade to. Be less about artificial shit and more about the reward for serving dick, getting the load. By dropping many of what now seem to be ridiculous standards, i’ve seen the amount of Alpha cock available to me increase fivefold.
WORK HARD ON YOURSELF. i used to go to the gym to stay in shape and trained to prevent sports injuries. Now i go to get stronger and grow bigger, become more desirable for Alphas to want me around. i look better than a lot of younger guys and it is noticed. Read about different subjects to gain knowledge. Meditate to be calm and ready for whatever your Alpha requests of you. Be on-point about details, be it the frequency of your haircut or keeping shaved and smooth. Be the best presentation of you that you can be for your Alpha.
KEEP A SLAVE/FAG JOURNAL. This concept was introduced to me by @topguydave when i started to serve Him in person out west. He would have me journal online every night. It served not only as an outlet to unload my thoughts, but also as insight for Him into what was going on in my head. In turn, He really got to know me and it guided Him as to how to best train me. The result was an amazing journey and even friendship that is only impeded by a change in time zone and distance. i grew very much as His fag, so much so that the mere sight of Him makes me feel love, calm and pride. Remember, Alphas are human and can’t read fag minds–unless emptied onto paper!
WORK THROUGH YOUR ISSUES. We all have them. it was a process, but i eventually admitted i am a fag. i don’t feel shame or embarrassment. i know my place. i continue to do what i do for a living, but more importantly, i elevate Alphas and help them succeed. i’m still working on a hot button: financial use. It arises from being ripped off years ago of over 100k. As I continue meeting Alphas, i get better at it affecting me. i get better at being up front. i get better at reminding myself that it will eventually not be an issue anymore. And i thus get better at serving Alphas.
FAIL. A LOT. i’ve failed some awesome Doms–Doms i was LUCKY to serve. Failed at tasks. Failed at communicating. Failed at doing what i said. Failed at being on-time. Failed at never being half-assed. Failed at being a true fag. Sometimes it was because of my own hubris. Others, it was my stubbornness–something i constantly denied when pointed out by one particular cocky top Alpha (he was right, btw). But we fags can learn from these failures. A bunch of failures behind you means you won’t make those mistakes twice. you’ll be better prepared to serve your Alpha, be the best fag possible for Him. i am more attractive to Alphas because i know what doesn’t work. That alone is enough motivation to not fear failure.
SHOW GRATITUDE. Forget the cliches. Thank your Alpha for the opportunity to serve at every opportunity. Tell Him thank You as you serve Him. Text Him afterwards. Email Him how grateful You are for the opportunity. Show Him he is truly your King and You know it. Like your parents used to say, thank you goes a long way. And it really does.
Read this faggots.
Life lessons!
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Are you a faggot?
First off, let me be clear that i am not using the term faggot in a pejorative sense. One of the most effective ways of taking the sting out of a word is to re-appropriate it from the haters, and redefine it yourself. This must of course happen in a supportive environment, among those who accept you as you are. That enables you to defiantly and bravely own up to what you are. And to realize that there are appreciative Alphas/Men out there who would love nothing better than to have their own personal fag. Don’t let others keep you from living the life that fits you best. And without shame.
In this re-appropriated meaning, the following are some pretty strong indicators that you are a faggot:
1. Your primary sex organ is not your penis.
Most males (gay or straight) derive most of their sexual pleasure from their penises. Men love to ejaculate, and they find great satisfaction in the power of their ejaculations. They take great pride in their penises and in phallic symbolism.
Faggots, on the other hand, are often embarrassed by their penis. It may be relatively small. Many have weak erections. Some have low testosterone levels. On the other hand, faggots generally take great pleasure in their butts and assholes. They are compelled to play with this area, stimulate it using fingers, dildos, or butt plugs, and learn to have prostate-induced anal orgasms rather than (or in addition to) penile orgasms. For faggots, their asshole becomes their primary sex organ, not their penis. Most regard their mouths as a primary or secondary sex organ.
2. You are unable to top.
In general, Men are born with a natural desire to penetrate and ejaculate. It is their prime instinct. Men love to watch their cocks slide into their partner, love to hear their moans as they fuck them, and enjoy the feeling of pumping their warm seminal fluid into them.
Faggots, on the other hand, cannot see themselves as anything other than a receptive hole for a Man’s cock. A faggot will never penetrate anyone else. The idea has no appeal, and there is no motivation to do so. My penis does not get aroused at the thought. It remains flaccid.
When being fucked, faggots typically feel little or no motivation to touch their penises, preferring instead to focus on the penetration. Many faggots remain flaccid while getting fucked, so focused are they on their asshole as primary sex organ. 3. You dislike receiving oral sex.
From my first sexual experience with another male, I noticed that I did not enjoy receiving oral sex. My penis remained flaccid, and the experience was embarrassing and made me intensely uncomfortable. That is not atypical. There are at least two reasons for this. One, already described above, is that a faggot’s penis is not experienced as a primary sex organ. Another is that the position of power a blowjob bestows upon the receiver is antithetical to the true nature of a faggot.
Almost all Men (gay or straight) love to receive a good blowjob. Faggots are the exception. They typically recoil from the idea. Now that I’ve come to understand my true nature, the very thought of receiving a blowjob fills me with disgust and horror. I’ve heard the same from many faggots over the years.
4. You are service oriented.
All gay bottoms are submissive to some degree; taking a dick up the ass requires at least a degree of submissiveness. But most are submissive only in the bedroom, and their bottoming is how they prefer to get off. In other words, there is a reciprocity. They seek their own orgasm as much as their partner’s. They consider themselves on a level plane to the Man who is fucking them. This is very similar to how most women view their relationships with Men.
A faggot is not only not equal to a Man (except in certain fundamental human rights as a human being), but the faggot itself knows and acknowledges that it is not equal. A faggot doesn’t focus on its own pleasure at all, in or out of the bedroom. At all times a true faggot focuses on the Man’s pleasure. Its own pleasure is merely incidental, and in no way central. 5. You have certain fetishes, and open to deeper forms of submission.
Certain fetishes tend to distinguish faggots from conventional gay bottoms. For instance, almost all faggots seem to have fetishes for aspects of a Man’s body that denote masculinity and power asymmetry.
Faggots tend to very willingly kiss and lick a Man’s feet. They also tend to their lust for the smells of a Man. A Man’s used underwear might disgust most people, but a faggot typically desires these items. Faggots love to sniff and lick musky balls and armpits. While gay bottoms may enjoy such aspects, too, they rarely have the worshipful lust faggots reserve for them.
These fetishes might drive faggots to do things that ordinary gay bottoms would never do, such as swallow a Man’s piss, or get spanked.
6. You derive satisfaction from service.
Faggots achieve emotional satisfaction from serving a Man through menial tasks. A faggot finds great satisfaction while cleaning a Man’s bathroom, doing a Man’s dishes, or washing a Man’s laundry. Very few women or other gay Men exhibit this level of servitude, nor do they seem to derive pleasure from such tasks.
In addition, a faggot does such chores without the expectation of reward. Contrast that mentality with women and gay Men, who often perform chores for a Man in the expectation that they will be rewarded in some way. Faggots do not have such expectations. Their reward comes from performing the service itself for a special Man.
Summing up, you are a faggot if: • You are more interested in your ass as your primary sex organ • You seek only the sexual satisfaction of the Man, not yourself. • You are attracted to the power of a Man • You are attracted to a Man’s intimate scents and, and not repelled by his spit and piss • You can derive pleasure from serving a Man through menial tasks
(Note: This post is heavily indebted to a previous one by @fagsworshipstraights. I did not reblog that post because i disagreed on a number of crucial points. So i’ve rewritten it to remove those points, add some of my own, including the all-important introductory paragraph, and make the argument more concise. Still, he deserves most of the credit.)
I’ve left this “as is”. Although not a complete profile, it does a very good job of describing the essence of what it is to be a flaming faggot.
Pride? Hmmm. I’m not too keen on that as all points made seem to be shameful and against nature. Nonetheless, it’s quite an accurate description from my understanding.
I am a proud faggot. Born to serve my superior white alphas
Any hot slammers wanna join?
Ready for the weekend!
A straight guy who only engages in gay sex when he is high on meth or molly. When they're sober they have no desire, will or interest.
Y’all know the ones!
Will Frye the Tweaker Guy here!
Ok boys and girls, let’s talk simple physics and chemistry for a little bit. I’ve been observing how you cook your crystal for a while now, and whereas some of you impress me with your results, others need to take a moment and think about what they’re actually doing when they’re “smoking” meth.
First off, you’re not smoking a damn thing. You’re vaporizing it. The melting/boiling point for these sparklies is right between 170 and 175 degrees centigrade depending on how it was manufactured. Keep in mind that this temperature will seem higher or lower depending on the amount of cut your sack contains, as the two agents commonly used to cut crystal boil a bit higher and a bit lower. The significance to this temperature is that once it reaches the melt point, it will start convert into vapor, a phenomenon called “evanescence”, and the key to being a badass is to get it right to that melt point and keep it there.
If you go over, you burn it. Plain and simple. It’s very much like cooking - hamburgers, for example, can’t be cooked on the highest heat, or the fat in the meat will char as it reaches the boiling point too fast. So you have to kinda ease it in there. For our needs, this is why typically the more proficient will tell people to get it right to where it starts to vaporize, then flat out remove the flame entirely to ensure nothing gets burned.But…you don’t have to. You can be awesomesauce and learn the ways you can keep that bowl rolling with a heat source!
The one most employ is the whole “rolling” technique that likely half of the tweakers out there do without even knowing what they’re attempting to accomplish. The easiest way to explain how this works is the ole “OH SHIT PIZZA TOO HOT MOVE IT MOVE IT” in your mouth thing. You dance that pepperoni and molten lava sauce in your mouth and it lessens the pain versus just letting it sit there and scald you. The same can be said of rolling the pook : you’re moving the puddle to an area that is currently NOT being directly heated in an effort to control the heat it is receiving. You just keep dancing it around in that little sphere trying to keep it safe, but the heat WILL build up to burn levels eventually. I suggest instead of just tossing it around like a crazy person because you saw your friend do it and you want to be cool too, learn how to deftly flick it back and forth in the bowl such that it spreads evenly along the bottom ¼th, and doesn’t touch any particular area for any extended period of time. They’re spherical for a reason boys and girls :)
Another tactic is to use a lower source of heat that is capable of vaporizing it, but not so overwhelming that it will cook it horrifically fast and ruin your dr00gs. I light adjustable flame lighters for two reasons : You can control how much blue there is (the hottest part), and they’re quite cost efficient when paired with sales on butane that Amazon seems to run constantly. Don’t go ham and buy expensive ones, just find ones that look akin to the same mechanism on a Bic and try them out. You’ll find a brand you like eventually, then you’ll be pals for life :) Anywho, torches seem great because you just get it done so fast. But the danger there is that whole “fast” word. Tweakers tend to want to … well yeah, go fast … wayyyyy tooo fast. Patience in regards to the application of your heat source goes a LONG way in making your supply last longer, taste better (mine tastes like nothing, and u?), and hit you harder. If you start to taste anything, you’re burning it or it is all cut. So when it gets that warm and kinda icky taste in the middle of the hit, just back the lighter down an inch, roll it slightly faster, blow a little out, and keep going - you’ll know if it tastes less shitty you succeeded, and if it doesn’t, just stop and try again in a minute or two. PATIENCE!
Lastly, the amount you put in your bowl matters quite a bit. You don’t want to overload, because then you’ll have uneven heating. After your initial crackback, you should have a coating that looks more flat than chunky. If it is chunky, you’ll end up cooking the crystal on the bottom of the pile faster than the top, causing the bottom to burn at bit while your heat source works to reach that stuff on the top. No one said you had to pack it all in one bowl! Know your pipe such that you have a decent idea of how much to put it, and just do that all the time.
Bonus round : KNOW YOUR PIPE! They’re all different, because Walmart isn’t making them on an assembly line. SO many factors to consider in what makes one work well, but if you know your shit, you can use any of a variety of different types and overcome their weak design flaws. Too-thick glass is a wench because you have to heat the fark out of it to get to the goodies inside, and then it cools down far slower because of that. Too thin glass is wildly difficult to control in terms of how hot they get (very fast), and you end up burning your dope constantly because you’re not fucking Spider-Man. You’ll know what’s good through trial and error here, but just be observant. I also recommend using nothing shorter than a 6" pipe as the little 4" nightmares tend to do a number on your fingers, hair, etc. You’re just too close! The 6" jobbers are the sweet spot for me, but you may prefer slightly longer or shorter. To each his/her own :)
Anyway, if I’ve helped, good deal. If you knew all this already, even better. Feel free pass along in the hopes that our assbreath will collectively get less assy and our stashes less depleted!
brilliant. here’s every explanation you’ve wanted. i really enjoyed reading this.
reblog always
Right on brother, right on!!
What if you were stuck in a room with five alphas in rut? A little bit scared? Honestly...
Interesting question. i think i would feel the same thing that i feel every time i find myself in a room with an Alpha who’s in heat — but multiplied and magnified fivefold. You see, whenever i encounter an Alpha, the same flood of emotions washes over me in the moments leading up to our first verbal and/or physical contact. If i’m meeting Him at His home, i feel them as i’m approaching His door. If He’s meeting me at my home, i feel them when i hear the front door creak open. If i’m in a hotel, or at a bathhouse, i feel them the second He steps inside my room. Those emotions are:
Fear: You’re absolutely right. i am a little bit scared. Not in an unsafe way. But in a healthy way. i don’t know what’s about to happen, what He’s going to expect of me, how rough He’s going to be, etc. All of that can be incredibly unnerving.
Excitement: Naturally, i’m excited about what’s about to transpire. i feel complete and fulfilled and stimulated when i’m serving, and the expectation of those sensations fills me with joy and excitement.
Gratitude: Alphas typically have no shortage of faggots to choose from. So, there’s a feeling of thankfulness that i experience. i recognize that i’ve been chosen, and that feels good.
Curiosity: Especially when i’m meeting a new Alpha, i wonder if He’ll look like His pictures, if He’s really into the things He said He was, what kind of Dom He’ll be, etc. This is an intellectual feeling more than anything else. i’m eager to find out who He is and what He’s like.
Awe: An Alpha — a true Alpha — typically leaves me a little bit breathless. He’s everything i’m not. He’s confident, cocky, powerful, assured, masculine, virulent. Those qualities inspire admiration that often jars me, if only for a moment.
Dread: Although i truly love serving and being used, if i’m being 100 percent honest there is also a small part of me — somewhere deep inside — that dreads what’s about to transpire. Having your cunt ripped open. Guzzling a load of strong piss. Getting your face fucked to the point of gagging. As much as i enjoy these things, they are not — at face value — pleasant experiences. They’re challenging. It’s a lot like any physical exercise. It’s hard work. i always dread going to the gym, for example, because i know it’s going to be difficult. Once i’m there working out, though, i remember how much i enjoy it. And i’m always glad i went. Servicing is a lot like this for me.
If i were locked in a room with five horny Alphas (and i have been before!), i would feel all of the above emotions, but would feel each of them much more intensely. i’d be even more scared than usual, and even more excited.
I couldn't agree more. Well stated, worded and presented.
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