🔞REQUESTS CLOSED🔞 woe is upon me

i’m snurt. 29. 18+ only and NSFW. requests left: 18. REQUESTS: CLOSED

[rawmeknockout]

✨💋 REQUESTS CLOSED 💋✨

Requests are now closed!

Rules:

keep me in your heart. i don't mind multiple requests, esp if they're good, but know that the more requests i get the longer it takes me to get through all of them. i'm unfortunately not a writing machine.

give me kisses pls

i don't mind fetish material, but i have limits. if you like something really graphic, such as gas or scat fetishes, i'll have to pass it up. but 'softer' fetishes to do with body parts or sneezing or whatever is fine. i'm not into it but i'll do my best to write it. (don't make me the sneeze blog tho i stg)

nothing to do with minors and no incest pls. you can request like sideswipe / reader / sunstreaker or the like tho, as long as there's a reader insert to sandwich in there and it's not sibling on sibling thank.

i will write the dark shit you want to read but character death isn't my favorite and if it gets too graphic i may make it a readmore? but that's just bc i get nervous about how people will take it.

writing for ships isn't my favorite. a lot of popular ships do nothing for me bc i'm contrary 😤 let's keep it to mainly reader insert stuff.

i will probably, most often, in all likelihood make the reader gender neutral even if you specify afab or fem bc i'm genderfucked and i don't want all my writing to exclude me if i'm not a woman that day lol lmao. if you specify male reader i will write that. i stand with men. i will write you getting your ass blasted, king.

disregard if my writing includes the word cunt or pussy. im so porn-brained that i associate those words with ass, too.

i think that's it. you guys know how to act (i hope). don't disappoint your dog by acting out of pocket in my inbox.

pwaise??? fow me??? 👉👈🥺

I will write for:

Transformers (no live-action, michael bay dies by my hand)

Genshin Impact

Twisted Wonderland

G.I. Joe

Ultrakill

i've mostly cut down what I write for. you're free to offer different fandoms/stuff in my inbox, but these are the things i'm mainly always into and it's easy for me to get interested in. i'm sorry for my weeb shit.

🔞REQUESTS CLOSED🔞

[honted0]

Them <3

[thelvadams]

ALIEN: ISOLATION (2014) • Creative Assembly

[excerpto]

We need to bring back nipples through hero suits. Let me see them.

[diblmetta]

HES GOT MOVES

[rawmeknockout]

only-competent-decepticon reader fucking megatron absolutely hard and nasty style

[januariat]

made a fun little muscle chub edit of Kris Anka's beautiful new swimsuit variant! original under the cut ♥️

[fuckrozanov]

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

[decepti-thots]

i made selfie arcee transparent so i can put her in little Situations taking a selfie with. whatever. if the opportunity arises

[decepti-thots]

arcee at the parade

[emesissy]

[yellowstabilizingservo-06]

Tarn slowly turns in his chair, petting The Pet. He gets out of the chair to reveal that it was Kaon.

[januariat]

thinking about letting clark be written as scary without having to make him evil or morally grey

[januariat]

a lot of the time when people want clark to be frightening they make him evil, like in justice lords/injustice, or morally questionable, like how he dealt with zod in the dceu. but it would be equally cool to see a superman who’s the moral pillar of the justice league, who is kind and gentle and rescues cats out of trees, suddenly having a moment during a fight or a dangerous situation where you realize exactly how much he’s holding back. world made of cardboard etc but played much quieter/scarier. Or if we’re talking Alien Clark, having a moment where he forgets himself and does something extremely creepy. maybe he forgets to keep breathing. or something like that one panel where he forgets humans can’t see in the dark and scares the bejeesus out of a firefighter. uncanny valley cryptid clark.

idk I just think it’s Neat and would love to see more of it. if anyone has recs lmk :)

[pugugly001-misc]

The weird recognition that Clark, without autism, still has to run ‘actlikeanormalperson.exe’ in his head and when he gets really involved with something he occasionally has to go through a checklist in his head-

Am I breathing?

Have I blinked?

Are my feet touching the floor?

Am I touching something typically fatal or painful?

Have I damaged the environment in some unexpected way?

Am I responding to sensory input not available to humans?

Oh … I’m not breathing…

And suddenly the Clark they know and love is there but for just a second they were in deep humanoid abomination/ uncanny valley territory and had no idea why…

[da-boy-o-kultur]

It reminded me of this scene, Clark is still perfectly normal and heroic but he is Angry and he shows just how much he normally holds back and how deadly he’d be if he wasn’t holding back

[simon-newman]

Were I to direct a Superman movie I’d put in it something like “Clark gets hit by a car” twice.

Have some opening action scene where Superman shows up to stop crime and the robbers try to run him over at top speed.

Obviously it doesn’t work and Clark stops the car - wrecking it a bit and stunning the criminals inside but not harming them.

Then the scene repeats much later but this time Clark is distracted, stunned or suffering some phlebotinum effects - anything that causes him to not react.

He doesn’t catch the car or recoil from impact at all. He doesn’t budge. The car crashes into a completely immoveable obstacle and gets wrecked. The driver is seriously injured and Clark freaks out because usually he doesn’t allow this to happen. He consciously makes effort to limit the damage. Catching the car at all is not an effort to stop it - it’s a way to distribute the force behind impact and keep people alive

[da-boy-o-kultur]

If your car doesn’t have crumple zone you better hope that Superman is your crumple zone.

[kiragecko]

Like the scene where dealing with Joker as Clark is much harder than other villains, because he’s never had to consider what ‘giant funny mallet’ or ‘deadly rubber chicken’ would do to a human. How deadly would it be, how much can he get away with taking a blow, how much does he absolutely have to avoid, even if he moves at slightly superhuman speed - so that he appears the most human.

So much of what he does, both as Clark AND and Superman, is for other people’s comfort.

The way he tilts his head to show he’s hearing something you can’t.

The way he dresses for weather he can’t feel.

The way his glasses obscure the too-intense blueness of his eyes.

The way he lifts his feet over cracks, and ducks under overhangs.

The way he eventually purchases oven mitts and other protective gear to wear before touching dangerous substances.

The way he leans into blows so people don’t shatter their hands.

The way he tries to only respond to words and tone, rather than heartbeat, increased/decreased sweating, breathing changes, ‘inaudible’ mumbles, and all the other things people don’t know they’re communicating.

A Clark that forgets to do those things is fascinating to observe.

(I’d also love to see more of various Karas and Kon dealing with similar things, because their perspectives are all so different.

Kara grew up without powers, but not around humans, and so her blind spots would be really different.

Kon starts out without any interest in passing for human, and then gets a lot of his Kryptonian abilities around the time he begins to care, and it’s mixed up with all this resentment and confusion about ‘being human,’ and the fact that most of the people close to him act weirder than he does - he must be SO CREEPY, you guys!)

[laskapsy]

I am so glad read all of this, creepy alien (and still nice and kind!) Ckark my beloved 🙂‍↕️🤌✨

[arson-jellyfish]

“superman detects something normal people can’t and accidentally scares the people around him by pointing it out” is one of my favourite scenarios.

If we go canon there is plenty of cases when Clark X-ray scans people around him and tells them to look into potential problems( ie. in a comic he tells Jim Gordon he should quit smoking)

One I always like to use in my own AU: kryptonians can detect electric signals well enough to feel all living things(animals, plants, fish, insects), electronics/machines, changes in weather and the earth’s own electromagnetic field, from up to 500 kilometres away.

Because this is just one of their regular senses, it doesn’t weaken or go away if their powers are compromised (suffering from Kryptonite, under a red sun erc) Because they can feel the earth’s electromagnetic field, they also, coincidentally, always know exactly where they are.

So. Imagine the Us Government or something has arrested superman in like, his first year superhero-ing and as they’re trying to transport him to a secure location to Question/study him for his powers, all of a sudden he just goes:

“oh hey, We’re already past the us-canada border. Another 50 miles to go, right?”

“…how did you guess that ?”

“the static in the air tasted different and I noticed we were getting closer north. Also, come on. I’m going to notice the only building in the frozen desert. 🙄”

[januariat]

a naughty little bat...

[januariat]

superhug <3 (read this ask again and had to draw it)

[januariat]

there's a special type of hell called listening to a podcast discussing a piece of media that you are knowledgeable in and which the hosts know very little about

[januariat]

this podcaster just said he thought Superman was "just a big dumb guy" and I shouted wordlessly out loud in my car

[januariat]

NEW WF COVER FROM DAN MORA JUST DROPPED AND IT'S INCREDIBLE

[januariat]

made a fun little muscle chub edit of Kris Anka's beautiful new swimsuit variant! original under the cut ♥️