rawr said the mushroom

mia, hi!

[dreamyfilms]

social distancing is something that can actually be so personal

[rawrsaidthemushroom]

My fever brain is... whoa

Me: Last night I dreamt I was a water filtration system. Not a big one, just a little one. And I went, 'filtrate. filtrate. filtrate' over and over in my dream.

My mom: ... Your fever brain is weird.

[dracoharry]

Harry Potter Incorrect Actual Quotes: Part 1

[younas]

HO HO HOLIDAY

[bookmania]

Via @introvertdoodles

[klennnik]

[did-you-know]

The Tone Analyzer is a website that lets you enter text, and then uses linguistic analysis to detect your social and emotional tone.

Now you guys can sound nicer when you send me messages.

Source

[thewritershandbook]

[srsfunny]

Unfortunately, I Will Never Win These Awards

[rawrsaidthemushroom]

Besides, when I marry, so many stout young fellows will hang themselves, that, out of regard to society, in these sad times, I shall postpone it for a few years

The Belle’s Stratagem (1780) by Hannah Cowley.

[halfagony-halfhope]

(insp.)

[rawrsaidthemushroom]

How weird are you on a scale from 0 to Thomas Day?

“In 1769 he adopted, with scant regard for legal niceties, two girls from foundling hospitals and secretly bore them off to France to see which of them he could educate (in accordance with Rousseau's ideas) into becoming a suitable wife for himself. One, whom he renamed Sabrina Sidney, seemed promising, and in 1770 he brought her back to Stowe House, near Lichfield, for special tuition. But after conducting some extraordinary experiments to test her hardiness, which included dropping hot sealing wax on her arm and firing a pistol at her skirts, Day concluded that she was insufficiently phlegmatic.” - ODNB.

[naivetemptress-deactivated20170]

Visit Original Link

THE BEST PART.

[alriviera]

when you’re finally going to talk to your crush but you think better

[nkim-illustrates]

Reindeers.

[paige-ticos]

We’re going to recapture my creatures before they get hurt. They’re currently in alien terrain surrounded by millions of the most vicious creatures on the planet; humans.

[whimsicalnay]

[prewars]

Paris Geller + #relatable