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It’s whatever, doesn’t matter. Oh…that’s nice. I’m glad I could at least be somewhat of a distraction for you.
It does matter. But if you don’t want to talk about it, I get it. I mean, I don’t really get it, I haven’t had a girlfriend in years. That... made me sound so cool. Uh-- anyway. Yea. Hey.
I’m just saying. No, you don’t have to. I really don’t have an appetite anyway. Well that’s good, at least you’re cleaning.
Have you eaten anything today? ‘Cause even if you don’t have an appetite, you should still eat something. Maybe even crackers. I think I have saltines somewhere. Uh, yea, it’s weird. Me, cleaning. Who would have ever put the two together? Not me. Definitely not my mom.
thehamblog:
If I remember correctly, you’re the one who said we should stop being friends because of my relationship.
And you took that seriously? I thought you knew me better than that, Marshall Debartolo. Now I’m starting to think you don’t know me at all. I don’t even know if I should ask how your relationship is going.
I don’t know. It usually is like bottle logos and stuff so you’re probably right. I know but I just told my dad to be nice. Plus you know my mom, she’s super overgenerous.
Well, if you talk to them again tonight, tell them I said thank you for the tenth time. Guess how much I made in tips last night? $193. It was so busy my entire shift.
Um, yeah…yeah that’s a lego. I, uh, may have not been completely honest with you.
Are you-- you’re not some sort of Lego enthusiast, are you? I’m afraid that’s a deal breaker.
We’re either going to have to win the lottery so we can securely do nothing all day, or just force ourselves to get out of bed and then be sad. I honestly don’t know which one is more likely to happen.
How will we buy tickets? That will require for one of us to leave the bed. 1-2-3 not it! Looks like I get to stay here and cuddle with the pup. Good luck out there, Bee. the world can be a harsh place.
Yeah, I’m fine. It’s not…a big deal. Sorry you had to listen to it.
I don’t know, you didn’t sound fine. It’s okay, though. It was better to hear than my neighbors who are having very loud sex. I owe you a thank you, actually, for diverting my attention for a little bit.
And for the record I’m not like hungover sick, I think I caught a cold. I can’t see how you won’t get it, you’re at work all the time lately.
I uh, I wasn’t assuming it was a hungover sick. You don’t look hungover. You do sound nasal-y though. I can go get you chicken soup from the store, if you want. I actually need to head out anyway, to buy... laundry detergent. To clean. Wash clothes and what not. Work clothes, since I’m working so much, you know?
Did you expect me to be happy to see you?
Great. That’s great. I won’t hold my breath for the wedding invitation.
Oh my God, what’s your issue? You’re more snarky than you were three months ago. Am I really that unwelcome?
My dad’s got a work thing back in California, and it’s kinda their thing to travel together or something. I know you can’t stay at night but it’s definitely a daytime invitation.
What’s he designing now? A new ketchup label or somethin’? That’s cute, though. That they travel together. With the amount of tip they left me last night, I’ll be able to travel to California, too. They really didn’t have to leave that much, you know. It was basically almost half of the cost of the entire meal total.
*k i’m pretty sure last time they had a thread we were like oh yo this is the one when she goes home with him idk so like now it’s the morning after and by morning after i mean like 3 hours later because obvi he works until 5am but yeah he’s probs just like happy for a bit but then he’s like WELL SHIT SHE CAN’T LEAVE WITHOUT STEPPING ON LEGOS SO…*
Well, I can honestly say that I did not expect any of that to ha-- ow-- ow! I just... Did I just step on a... lego...?
Getting this dog made everything worse. I already didn’t want to get out of bed in the morning when I had to leave you but now I have to leave little Diablo too.
My thoughts exactly. What are we going to do about this? We’re running low on groceries. Our power has been out for three days because we can’t get out of bed to pay bills. The mailbox is overflowing. The grass is four feet high. My beard is bushier than ever. Chaos. Diablo has brought chaos.
So…did you hear any of that?
Yea... Yikes. I tried to block it out, if it’s any consolation. But, uh... it got pretty loud. Are you okay...?
Chase, I’m taking a raincheck on dinner tonight. If I could get up out of bed without feeling dizzy and like I’m gonna puke, you know I’d be there.
Yea that’s... fine. It’s whatever, I’m tired, anyway. I worked thirteen hours today. Trying to make employee of the month for the third time in a row.
If you’re about to talk to me for the first time in months for a parking ticket or something, please don’t bother.
It’s really great to see you too, Marshall. I actually came over because I wanted to talk to you. Tag and I are-- back together. And... I’m pregnant.
I’m just joking. I mean, we are back together, but I’m not pregnant. Also, I just missed you, sue me.
My parents are gonna be gone for two whole days this weekend. That’s two days without listening to my dad complain whenever you’re around.
Yea? Where are they going? More importantly, is this an invitation over?
I had some guy yell at me on the street about playing. Like, I don’t see what’s so wrong with it. I’m not hurting anybody. How did you get all the way to level 24 without me knowing. I know everything. I even know when you wake up to pee at this point. If there will be a Harry Potter game like this, I will seriously have to consider dropping out of school and going pro at this. I’m already walking, so of course. Mystic. Don’t tell me your Valor, please. This whole…whatever this is might be ruined right here.
Exactly, you’re not hurting anyone! And you’re getting exercise, I honestly don’t see why people are hating on it. I’ve been working on how to turn this thing off. I think I found a way, and I’ve been using it on the occasions that I find to be embarrassing. Which reminds me, I’ve got to stop this thing before I pee in the morning. That’s the rumor, anyway. I feel like it’s probably true, considering the success of Pokemon. Oh no way. I’m team Instinct, all the way.
